The only song to give solid, actionable life advice #musicsky

You’re the man(pejorative)!

Ridley Scott & Douglas Trumbull didn’t build a futuristic and sprawling Los Angeles miniature with thousands of tiny lit windows for Blade Runner back in 1982, just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable.”

Tbh I went to Catholic Church classes where we did “read” the Bible. Catholics very much read the Bible, but not clearly understand it.

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great #filmsky (Not actually great but I hope this gif leads people to find this movie)

FACTS

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Friday, June 19, Noon Pacific Time - if you are going to tune in for one match, this is the one to watch! It will be played in Seattle.

Do you appreciate his zionist complicity and his lies, too? Him and his DNC zionist Democrats all lied about single payer healthcare with a majority. Then, when they got the majority in Congress and the Senate, they tripled down on insurance based health care and gave it a name. 🤨🖕🏻all!

A guy from East Cleveland and his crew fighting a dude from Cincinnati and his crew. Feels like I’m at a Browns/Bengals game in 2003 and I ain’t mad about it.

Nothing like an unexpected case of the spins to throw off all of the momentum you’ve had this month 🙃

Was last week the worst week of the #TrumpRegime? This week is not looking any better ✔️Tantrum blowback continues ✔️People demand he NOT attend Game 3 of Knicks vs Spurs ✔️Lawsuit filed to block UFC fights ✔️ #IranWarFiasco ✔️Blanche & Pulte noms in trouble open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

I should really apologize to Myles Garrett for putting a Steelers bumper sticker subtly on his property in 2018 now that we’re living in the same city again 😬.

The biggest upside of Spencer Pratt getting passed by Ramen (who was the most popular candidate of anyone I’ve talked to since moving to LA) is he might move away! (Granted republicans are about as trustworthy as a coyote babysitting your sick Pomeranian). Let’s hope LAs most punchable face leaves!

This looks like another year of not watching the NFL because the league still refuses to do anything about CTE, and the Steelers QB is a washed dumbfuck. Hopefully the Cavs have a good rebound season after the heartbreak in the ECF, because these guardians are going to pitch us to a #1 overall pick

@cleguardians.com give me a 30 day camp and I’ll have my arm ready to pitch. At this point literally any body would give us a better chance to win than our Lake Erie Captains’ starting rotation.

Happy Antifa day!!

Fuck Spencer Pratt :)

#aew #wrestling

Red hats will defend child trafficking until the day they die.

Two parking lot window decals with which I agree.

FUCK THE PISTONS :D

Slightly increase a band Three 7 Mafia

The best film adaptation of The Odyssey; wrong answers only

Do I want a whale just so I can name her Baluga Vachon? ……………maybe

I just saw the new trailer for the odyssey, having known nothing about it beyond having read the odyssey a couple of times, nothing has ever gotten me to go from so hype to see a movie to so disinterested than when I saw Matt Damon cast as Odysseus

Donald Trump was right. I voted for Kamala Harris and now we’re at war with Iran, gas prices and grocery prices are skyrocketing and there’s masked thugs in the streets kidnapping people and the president is trying to take away our freedoms. #ReleasetheEpsteinfiles #Pedoinchief

Every woman forced to give birth in America should leave that baby at the WH fence line. Fuck these fascist fucks.

@cleguardians.com getting Ws in spite of our Lake Erie Captains ass pitching is going to make me more gray than Rhett and Link

“Corporations are granted their powers by the states in which they operate” says SCOTUS So states CAN ‘overrule’ Citizens United by ruling that their state does not allow corporations to spend money on elections. Chip away state by state. Thx Robert Reich for sharing! youtube.com/shorts/P8tKm...

I’ve been in LA for two weeks and i breathe better, have more energy, and actually feel like I can actually exist in the world. I’ve hadn’t been able to consistently breathe through my nose prior to moving here. I’m starting to think I made the best decision of my life.

Note to self: if you’ve been dieting and excercising consistently, having a “cheat day” where you eat like you used to will now make you sick 🙃

The build to #wrestlemania was more believable than the #WHCA dinner. Release the Epstein files

The memes never me let down

Whenever I walk to work I flip off the Donald Trump star on the walk of fame, it’s a reflex I can’t help but it’s hilarious when republicans visiting it see me and they immediately get their panties in a twist. Release the Epstein files

Cartoon by @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social

The White House right now:

Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

Kyle wuz here

Backdrop driver step 1

Never underestimate the power of “Hell Yeah Big Dawg” when affirming someone

This is how we'd look taking cute couples pics together, but NOOOOOOOOOO you won't shoot your shot

@cleguardians.com winning 7/10 at home is a recipe for sustained success (we still need major improvement at the mound though)

@cleguardians.com why is it that we can either have Bats or Pitching but not both? Surely there’s better options available than our single A bullpen 😭

SLOPULANCE! YOU OWN NOTHING! #ai

The mechanic has had my car for over a week now and I genuinely feel he’s trying to prevent me from moving neg to California from Ohio at this point. I was supposed to have it back by last Thursday. If it’s not done by noon tomorrow I’m telling him “it’s your problem now” and getting a plane ticket

Don’t forget to be kind. :)

I haven’t written a full poem in years. Maybe I finally put pen to paper and finish the ones I’ve started