lmao happy BHM

So is it officially AEDPW?

Five Jobs I’ve had: Actor Theater Pizza Co. (Dominos) District Manager Lead dust clearance inspector (Bond paint inspection) Professional Wrestler T-Mobile Mobile Expert

Things I say in my regular day because of professional wrestling: “Direckedly” “Direckally” “Let me speak on this” “I have a 66 and 2/3rds chance of winnin” “They’re not only welcome…. They’re allowed” “He was good in theory” -random carny talk It’s probably more, but that’s what I noticed I use.

Proposing is pick me behavior.

only thing blue line i recognize 🫡

My tummy horts - a knives out mystery

We should take pictures of our ballots before we submit them in case Elon wants to try and change our votes again.

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

The article doesn’t touch on this enough: MIT analyzed regular chat gpt users versus non-ai users and the ChatGPT users had significantly lower brain activity. AI makes YOU dumb, if you love your kids you’ll oppose AI in its entirety.

Scrapping my car and boycotting the oil industry in its entirety. Hopefully I can get a wfh job, if not these cakes are about to be POPPIN

ICE agents are roaming around Cleveland. In driving behind a Nissan rogue unmarked apart from government plates, masked individuals inside. Stay safe!

The year I’m planning to move to Tinseltown is the year my word is theatrical? Hell yeah

The Housemaid is the second movie I’ve ever walked out of. Idk if it’s the fact that this exact same movie has been released 20 times in the last 30 years, Sydney Sweeney being allergic, or some other third thing. If you could do negative stars on letterbox’d it would’ve gotten -2.

Pictures: a big reason to not live in Ohio

Beautifully shot, but this 9/11 documentary left me with more questions than answers about what happened

Credit Ste Patterson

This Christmas Eve it’s important to keep your local billionaires warm. With a bottle of kerosene or high proof spirits, and a lit rag :)

The fact that Bill Clinton of all people is saying “Nah, release that shit unredacted” is not something I had on my bingo card.

“A bottom hitting you up before 11 am is trying to shit on you.” - Anonymous person behind me in line at the grocery store.

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Silmarillion of a Down

A Lord of the Rings cover band called Creedance Deadmarshes Revival

A Lord Of The Rings cover band called: The eye of Mt. Doom Memorial Orchestra and Tra-La-La Band #lotr

@crytekofficial.bsky.social thank you for implementing an amazing feature where I could favorite which challenges I needed to complete when there were multiple weeks to finish still. And then promptly took the feature away. Why must you actively make @huntshowdown.com harder to have fun 😭

I don’t understand why anybody would choose cruelty toward anyone :(

I hate to say it this way: for every person the Salvation Army has “helped” with their rehab program, they have killed 3 lgbt persons in their place.

Why are my choices of family: Disfunctional and manipulative. Or Conservative and pretend I don’t exist? Sorry to vent. Just an awful, horrible, sad day :(

Why is it that the moment my pain level drops below a 3 my first thought is “I want to bump again.” 🙃

Seasons don’t fear the reaper.

Now hold up, they spittin’!

Realistic military recruiting commercial: “Join the Navy, and you’ll have the privilege and honor of escorting the Marines where they are needed.”

Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important. We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."

It was today I learned Austin Butler is an actor and not an nba prospect

“I did not do it, I did not hit her I did NOT…. Oh hi Charlie Brown”

“Now all of China knows you are here, Charlie Brown”

A late Ripley and Pepper #Caturday entry!

It’s wild how Disney has now failed to make a good Tron movie 3 times

The #aiart hashtag has made it even easier to know what users to block! :)

SNAP is a lifeline for workers in low-wage jobs. Meanwhile, CEOs are paid 280x as much as the typical worker. Don’t be angry at workers for using food stamps. Be angry at the corporations paying them so little that they need them.

Eggs and beggy day! :D

@maffewgregg.bsky.social I feel Powerhouse Hobbs gentle caressing hangman’s cheek is a great gif opportunity. 😂

Ripley and Pepper were both big sleepy today, Ripley had the biggest yawns! #caturday

Happy #N7 Day! Remember, no matter how you play video games, always choose paragon in life. 🤙🏻

Amen.

Go out and #vote today. Local elections are just as consequential as national elections.

You ever hit that sweet spot where meat has gone bad, but isn’t yet rancid and both looks and smells normal? I’ve spent more time on my toilet than in my bed this weekend 🙃