How about we don’t offer health insurance to members of Congress until they figure out a way for all of us to have the same exact coverage at the same identical rates?

I must admit, there were signs. 😢

My yearly holiday Wicked reminder: Do NOT buy the book, Wicked for anyone under 18. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I had a dream that I forgot to get candy for Halloween so I was giving kids handfuls of coffee pods.

Kind of crazy how people think that the atrocities committed in and around the epstein-trump files has stopped. Only the venue has changed.

He’s not wrong (for a change)

I was led to believe, since childhood, that evil GENIUSES were supposed to take over the world. I’d like to speak to a manager.

We still have a few hours…

Every time a network, company, university and/or individual capitulates to that disgusting pedophile, felon, rapist ruining what used to be the usa, all I think is that someone within is also in the Epstein files. It’s not just a distraction, it’s an admission.

This is very accurate

DJ6T in his natural habitat.

I really hope that Mexico’s border control officers are waiting on their side for an American to climb over the wall and be detained for illegal entry and defacing their property.

I was bitten by a tiny little vampire. 🧛🏻‍♂️

How do we make bigger waves?

Every time he said, “stop the steal”, it was a dare.

I’m going to play a game with my family. It’s called Seek. I’m going to put their things around the house in plain sight and watch them not find anything.

Why did elon let his child get on a helicopter alone with a guy he knew was in the epstein files?

I wonder if my dad’s cousin Tommy rose from the dead to wish him a happy father’s day?

I don’t remember the hateful and vile Stephen Miller being on any ballot anywhere. Why is he running the country? My god is he evil.

This is his first part of his MO: LOOPHOLE ABUSE. He’s saying that it’s not a literal list of names. Like ink on paper with names, maybe even in alphabetical order. That man’s brain is so very broken.

Why wasn’t he calling it a hoax before he was outed? Yeah, exactly. It’s worse than we could imagine. Way worse.

So… what’s new?

I’m so old, I remember when journalists had integrity and pushed back against lies and bad actors.

How do you not lose hope when the muggles worship voldemort?

In my 54 years on this earth, America has never been less great than right now. Tomorrow will probably be worse.

Them: Biden is old and has dementia. Us: Yup. Us: trump is old and has dementia. Them: How dare you insult me! Why do you hate America?!?!??!!! Us: 😳

I remembered where I left my right EarPod. Please clap.

I have been waiting since yesterday around four o’clock for my husband to loosen ONE screw so I can continue installing the kitchen floor.

New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism “'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.' *More of this, please*"

Proof sethabramson.substack.com?utm_source=n...

It wasn’t 3D Chess or regular Chess or Checkers. It was a deranged, narcissistic, draft dodging, racist, rapist, felonious traitor to America, throwing pieces while screaming, KING ME!

So, the United States speaker of the House said that the governor of California should be tarred and feathered instead of being arrested. He said all the words. This is by far the one of the most violent and disturbing things I’ve ever heard from a living human being. Vile.

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I’ve not felt safe in my parent’s homes since I was 4. That’s when my dad’s 1st cousin & his friends robbed us. My mother & I walked in the front door as they ran out the back. Instead of making sure that I was okay, they protected the cousin & his friends. 🤯💔

I need to come over here a lot more often.

OMG! He gets to pick the poet laureate and the song of the year now.

Mitch McConnell could have prevented all of this and chose not to. Remember that.

I feel like we should have spent a little more time on this totally normal thing that happened all the time in other administrations.

Any recommendations on which is best?

It's funny how when you ask them why they think Pope Francis was "too woke" and request specific examples, they always wound up describing Christ's teachings without a hint of self-awareness.

And god was so impressed by Pope Francis’ admonition of the american vice president and the president’s hateful rhetoric and behavior that he was rewarded with passage into heaven as a VIP. Very Impressive Pope.

Just went to look something up on Pinterest and in the time it took for the app to open, I forgot what I was looking for.

I’m going to say something that shouldn’t be controversial but will be. If you are a Christian, you can support border control and immigration being legal vs illegal. You CANNOT celebrate deportations and get off on the cruelty, and be a real Christ follower. Period

Mimeograph. I just used the word mimeograph.

The truth behind Spinderella