Why is America not doing this?

Can someone please explain this to me?

Husband: OMG! These WASPS are unbelievable. They’re everywhere and someone is going to get hurt. We have to do something! Me: I agree but they’re a third of the population and you have to find a way to live with them. Husband: I meant the insect. Me: Oh.

Just put him on the penny. It’s already orange and retired.

Jesus is mentioned approximately 94 times in the bible. The pedo in chief is mentioned in the pedo files over 1,000,000 times so far. The second guy makes the first one weep.

I want to open a bunch of playgrounds for adults. Swings, slides, monkey bars, seesaws, those carousel things that made you laugh and got you dizzy. There would also be an ice cream shop, bathrooms and free water. No drugs, no drinking, no bullying. 🛝🍦

Why does he always call him Jeff and not Jeffery like everyone else? Weird, it’s almost like they’re friends or something. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m starting to think this trump guy doesn’t have our best interests at heart. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Has a single man in your life checked on you in the wake of all this horror we’ve seen from their gender? Me neither.

The story of Abraham and Isaac is a huge red flag in regard to why men shouldn’t be in charge. Instead, they based three religions on it.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

If America saw what America is doing to America, they would invade America.

If you don’t think it’s all men, I asked my husband if he would give up a testicle to save my life. First of all, the pause was way too long and then, he replied, “Can I give up a kidney?” Secondly, I’m going out to find a bear. I cannot even. My husband.

Someone who tries to “devil’s advocate” pedophilia should probably NOT teach children of any age anything ever.

That’s what I’m talking about

I think we need an international “Day Of No or DON” like right now.

If, in any way, shape, or form, you find pedophilia funny, you belong on a watch list and you are going to hell. You make Jesus sad and you make good people sick.

If I were in the press pool, I wouldn’t ask him questions, I’d just ask him to spell words like, Wednesday or asthma or cat.

There needs to be an emoji for the lingering face palm that slowly slides down your face as you sigh in utter disbelief. This one doesn’t emote enough hopelessness and despair 🤦🏻‍♀️

My mom is funnier than your mom!

Our snuggly wug crossed over the rainbow bridge this morning. Our hearts are so broken 😿

How about we don’t offer health insurance to members of Congress until they figure out a way for all of us to have the same exact coverage at the same identical rates?

I must admit, there were signs. 😢

My yearly holiday Wicked reminder: Do NOT buy the book, Wicked for anyone under 18. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I had a dream that I forgot to get candy for Halloween so I was giving kids handfuls of coffee pods.

Kind of crazy how people think that the atrocities committed in and around the epstein-trump files has stopped. Only the venue has changed.

He’s not wrong (for a change)

I was led to believe, since childhood, that evil GENIUSES were supposed to take over the world. I’d like to speak to a manager.

We still have a few hours…

Every time a network, company, university and/or individual capitulates to that disgusting pedophile, felon, rapist ruining what used to be the usa, all I think is that someone within is also in the Epstein files. It’s not just a distraction, it’s an admission.

This is very accurate

DJ6T in his natural habitat.

I really hope that Mexico’s border control officers are waiting on their side for an American to climb over the wall and be detained for illegal entry and defacing their property.

I was bitten by a tiny little vampire. 🧛🏻‍♂️

How do we make bigger waves?

Every time he said, “stop the steal”, it was a dare.

I’m going to play a game with my family. It’s called Seek. I’m going to put their things around the house in plain sight and watch them not find anything.

Why did elon let his child get on a helicopter alone with a guy he knew was in the epstein files?

I wonder if my dad’s cousin Tommy rose from the dead to wish him a happy father’s day?

I don’t remember the hateful and vile Stephen Miller being on any ballot anywhere. Why is he running the country? My god is he evil.

This is his first part of his MO: LOOPHOLE ABUSE. He’s saying that it’s not a literal list of names. Like ink on paper with names, maybe even in alphabetical order. That man’s brain is so very broken.

Why wasn’t he calling it a hoax before he was outed? Yeah, exactly. It’s worse than we could imagine. Way worse.

So… what’s new?

I’m so old, I remember when journalists had integrity and pushed back against lies and bad actors.