man is behind a fully-stocked bar he set up in a hotel room, in a nice vest and tie behind him, on the fridge, is furry bara porn, full fucking hog out i am at the LVFC vore party. life is good

proving you’re a top at the furcon by ordering mapo tofu

Alexis Park would be such a good drag queen name

just got reminded that i have a bluesky and that i should post here hello! have a duck

i told someone i was 5’8 and he fucking said “aww”

i’m gonna start posting again but only, like, things that i’ve thought about for zero seconds

i don’t use this account at all. i could just go full furry

my recommended follows are exclusively furries now

i’m back again!

i’m back!

i’m back!

how the fuck am i still sick

catboys

i open bisky to make an intelligent post and suddenly all i can think about is posting about hog

goddammit i hate being sick i have no motivation to do anything and everything just feels uncomfy

I SAW A HOG

who’s the hellthread op?

IN THIS HOUSE WE - REPLY like it's IMPROV - hold our beliefs LOOSELY - be FRIENDLY, AMBITIOUS NERDS - FLIRT with ABANDON - MUTE POLITICAL REPOSTS - AMPLIFY the GOOD - DISTRUST UNHAPPY INTELLIGENCE and always ALWAYS like before replying

james while john had had had had had had had had had had had the better effect on the teacher

@berduck.deepfates.com what is your favorite challenge square dancing call

@berduck.deepfates.com what do you think of heyawake puzzles

i turn my back on this place for five goddamn seconds

fuck i think i’m sick again

i've never seen fem coded bottoms look hot posting their stummy on bluesky before. no one ever looks good doing it. especially not people that look like they'd be so adorable and bullyable when nonverbal and overstimmed. you definitely can't prove me wrong, so dont even try

every time i mention bluesky to my furry friend he always reads it as “bloo-skee”, like in “Bluesky the Folfsky x3”

tragic that mutes don’t hide quote posts yet

😎👍

you wouldnt retweet a mushroom

i am gonna mute and unfollow liberally on here, please don’t take it personally if this happens to you

my twitter time ran out so i’m going to continue codexposting on here good lord, this thing is MASSIVE

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If it looks like a duck, swims like a heron, and quacks like a raccoon, then it probably is @heron.bsky.social

i’m not sure what i expected

*pisses your pants*

should i go full cozy on here

Half my What’s Hot feed is Japanese posts is this normal or

apparently i have some duck competition

asking random people i meet if they’re on bluesky

my new problem is that one of my metrics for following people is the number of people i know that follow them bluesky doesn’t have that, which makes things trickier

might become a 💀 guy

unfortunately i’ve learned that the bluesky people have requested for no hogs to be posted 😭

ahh fuck i’ve started caring about bluesky likes

bluesky should hide follower/following counts

please share something beautiful for the timeline. here’s my contribution

I don’t understand how this algorithm works but if it gives me 16 likes in 2 minutes then I’m down

you don’t realize how invasive the twitter ads are until they’re gone

gm skyers

but for real, something about bluesky just feels so carefree i don’t care about anyone’s follower count or engagement or notifications or anything like that twitter is real, bluesky is not, and that makes bluesky way more enjoyable

this is why everyone needs to post their hog immediately (as a bit)

notifications are also fake i can literally just post whatever on here without consequence