Moment of Zen. "He's like a stuffed animal brought to life by a disney fairy godmother" #dog

Had to interrupt my 18 hour JoE shift for this boy #votepa #dog

My Dog is a Bisco Fan- a Memoir of Untz, Family, and Finding a New Drummer #dog #bisco

I'm feelin' like it's high time to re-read Grapes of Wrath.

Here is a Rufus moment of zen #dog #momentofzen #weallneedabreak

My mind: You fucking GOT THIS, you've done it before, and made it out. It sucks. Breathe. Get through it, and you'll do great. I love you. My body: CRY AND SOB AND WAIL AND SCREAM AND HYPERVENTILATE (except I literally can't) It's a mixture of 60/40 (Mind/Body) Day 1/45

Ours was a kid who looked like a dollar store Trenchcoat Mafioso named JR...

All things considered, I'd rather be sick as a dog while camping than be sick as a dog while working Cryptic pneumonia during spooky season? Hell yes. #Vermont #smuggs #mylungssuckbutitsokay

Exchanging art for mushrooms is the kind of bartering I enjoy (jokes on them, I would have done this for free) RIP Eggy Boy, you were a good girl. #linocut #cat

So adorable. ☺️🥰

I miss you, Merriweather 😭 The only thing worse than driving on 695 is having someone else drive you on 695... #davidbowie #ub40

I don't know Star Wars or what a Thai fighter is, but I love Borzois #starwars #dog

"I'm sorry, ma'am, cameras are not allowed inside the Rapture" "But it literally says on your website 'no professional cameras,' this is an AE-1" "You're gonna have to take it back to your car" "It's taken me 3 hours to get through this line" "🤷‍♂️" Me at H̶a̶m̶p̶t̶o̶n̶ ̶C̶o̶l̶i̶s̶e̶u̶m̶ Rapture #phish

"They're turning the dogs gay!" The #dog in question:

August 1999, UMD neuropsych said I had Disorganized Schizophrenia, but literally re-evaluated when they met and interviewed my dad 🥰 Daddy Daughter Tylenol Autism (Jamband variant- Allman Brothers for him, #phish for me)

This is considered arrest-worthy "vandalism" Charlie vandalized my ears with his rhetoric and vandalized my eyes with his disgusting face, and now he continues to vandalize us all.

Barring the plethora of inappropriate #Phish songs (in length and girth, pitch and yaw (I'd pick the debut of Soul Planet 12/31/18)) Weird Al- Albuquerque It just.. keeps... going

What's today's date? Do you remember? @phoopherah.bsky.social

My namesake organelle cannot be taught because it's too damn woke, sorry kids. It's endoplasmic ridiculum. #phish #trans

Love to eat the headiest ear soup with my man, @ambassadorssoup.bsky.social #phish #whyismyheartratesohigh

I LOVE MEATBALLS SO YOU BETTER GET READY #PHISH #HAMPTON

I love this place #phish #hampton

Me, having only 2 inches of sleep last night and dragging myself through a torturously sleepy exhausted double shift now at midnight:

For the past 24 hours, I have been explaining to the liberal Boomers in my life that Charlie's deletion from the celestial server is a good thing, because:

Carniiiiitas, hold me closer, I think I'm goin' down And I'm all strung out on cotija and lime on the outskirts of town Carnitas with an orange cinnamon shallot syrup, broiled to fatty hell. You know when I bust out my onion goggles, it's about to go down. #food

My beautiful socialist queer Irish queen absolutely flying with grace over this Eurotrash cogliona. This whole exchange is a masterpiece of solidarity. Ayo 🥰

You'll "rue the day?" What do you mean?

Got bored, made caramel

Whenever I housesit for longer stretches, I typically have projects I really want to work on, so I get super focused and do a lot of planning- cooking, art, music, running, etc. This time, my project is REST. I am prioritizing and deeply planning rest.

This town is weird

It's not my usual ripening pillow, but it'll do for now...

She's awake, and she's rightfully PISSED. #moon #Luna

Made my first reduction linocut print, kayaking under the Schuylkill, refusing to pull over for the Penn kids already taking up literally 2/3rds of the width of the river. You don't own the Schuylkill, dickheads! #linocut #philly #Schuylkill

When I'm sick, I love heavily spiced (and spicy) food. I had 5 hours to spare, so I made a biiiig pot of chicken makhani (sans cashew) #food #makhani

IF YOU ARE SALARY AND YOU ARE ACTIVELY SICK AND YOU DONT WEAR A MASK, YOU ARE A SELFISH ASSHOLE especially if you cough openly in a shared office without covering your damn cake hole Thanks for getting me and all of our colleagues sick, you oblivious ass.

Fucking around in the kitchen, and forgot that I had a several day old porkchop dry aging and slathered in salt and brown sugar in my fridge, and an abundance of cherries. I also found a random shallot. Pork chop with cherry shallot bourbon compote: #food #pork #meat

Goofing around with linocut for a friend with a delightfully evil chihuahua, Big Precious #linocut #chihuahua #dobby

So.... hungry... All liquid... colonoscopy....diet I miss solid food. Also, not nearly shitting myself every ten minutes. Gonna be a loooooong night. #colonoscopy #endoscopy

I get *rationally* angry when recipes/food people call for sesame oil in a recipe, and don't specify if it's toasted or raw. 98% of the time, toasted. Otherwise, what are you even doing with your life?

What a beautiful run, I'm still tearing up from that unexpected Curtain With. So so so excited for Hampton run! #phish #manncenter #philly

Scuse me while I touch this sky @phoopherah.bsky.social #phish #manncenter

Cherry ice cream... used Stella Parks' recipe, and made some modifications (how can you make a cherry ice cream recipe and NOT include cherry pieces??) #icecream

Rufus sensed a masked intruder in the area. "No, buddy, look UP!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #dog

At the risk of sounding high as fuck... Look at this CLOUD, man! #cloud #philly

After smelling my dog's paws... I reeeeeally want Fritos ...will also accept Bugles

Just a reminder that periods of calm futilityinterrupted by sudden flares of rage and despair and soul crushing depression which drain you of all sense place in this cold, indifferent universe, punctuated by your dog suddenly letting loose a hearty BORF, and suddenly you're okay is NORMAL. #anxiety

Has Thomas Pynchon been hiding in plain sight in the lesser Philadelphia region all this time? I assure you, absolutely no one is a superfan of Crying of Lot 49. #pynchon #mikefallopian #tristero

Okay, now I know I'm ovulating because I'm watching The Mummy, and I want to jump the bones of every single main character. Yes, even Erick Avari. Especially Erick Avari.

This is the stupidest fucking movie ever, but I can't stop Also, Michelle Rodriguez in a tank top is always two thumbs up