Diogo Dalot trying to cross a football.

Følger litt med på hva Nypan får til i Boro og det er jaggu ikke mye. Skulle vel til Championship for å spille, men det har blitt benken og noen korte innhopp. Boro gjør det bra og har retning Premier League, men Nypan bør kanskje finne seg noe annet? www.gazettelive.co.uk/sport/footba...

That’s how you do it City, you absolute shower.

Enorm fotballkveld i dag 😍

The Shaggers are on the warpath.

Frome Town vs Malvern Town today. The derby of where I’m from vs where I live.

Absolutely delicious to batter that tinpot club that spent a billion every year to assemble a team. Michael Carrick has taken them apart with ease. Get the chequebook back out, eh Pep?

We deserve this lead so much. Textbook counter is that. Up the fucking reds.

This Manchester Derby is so much more enjoyable given its very open and end to end. Cannot fathom how people enjoy watching death by a thousand passes over this.

Nice

Spennende dag i morgen for jeg snakker med Viking-trenerne Bjarte Lunde Aarsheim and Morten Jensen om forrige sesongs seriesgull.

✅✈️ Brann borte

Searching for waterfalls in the Brecon Beacons.

Manchester United cannot defend. Why we have adopted this policy of sitting back once we take a lead, I will never know.

Sesko’s movement for that second goal is *exactly* what centre-forwards should do. Run on the blind side of the defender, then run across him. Forces the defender to react late while the striker gets a head-start on him. And the finish was delightful.

I live round the corner from Frome Town’s ground now, and after walking past the pitch the other night, I briefly entertained the notion of making a comeback at 35. But no, my Achilles would immediately snap again 😂

It was -6° last night in Frome, which registers as ‘Oslo Sunday’ on the scale of coldness.

Amorim ending up at Chelsea just to make Garnacho’s life a living misery would be a delightful turn of events.

Sadly for everyone around the world, The Menzingers are getting a lot of use out of a song they wrote in 2019.

Swapped to PureGym for 2026. Been here fifteen minutes before I ask a guy for a spot, he obliges and then says “does it say ‘BLACK DEATH: EUROPEAN TOUR 1347-1351’ on your vest, mate?” Yes, mate. Yes it does.

IRON MAIDEN IN THE STRANGER THINGS FINALE

Jeg trenger at norsk fotball komme tilbake nå.

The amount of United players that are terrified of playing the ball forward is frightening. I get the need for patience when necessary, but when you’re drawing 1-1 with the league’s worst side, continually turning inside and playing backwards passes is unfathomable.

Reverting back to a 3-4-3 — a formation categorically proven not to work for us — against the worst team in the league is utterly confounding. We invited pressure all game and struggled with any movement ahead of the ball. Truly shocking stuff from Amorim and Utd again.

Drawing 1-1 against the worst Prem team of all time and Amorim is bringing on a centre-back. Cool.

The over the top walkouts, the insistence they’re sportspeople when they’re not, the heel turns during live interviews, the unhinged crowds. Darts and WWE have so much in common, and I am now here for it.

Rupert was always the very best bear.

Long live the fox. If you know of anyone planning on attending a hunt today, remember to give them abuse and remind them it’s their last because trail hunting is now for the bin too. Up the Sabs!

You’ve heard of Mikel Merino, but have you heard of:

I have been wished happy Christmas by four different Norwegian footballers today, so looks like the hyperfixation on a very niche brand of football is paying off 😂

Cider, a book and a wood burner. It’s almost Christmas.

God jul til mine norske venner. Dere er en dag tidlig ut, men det er okay! 🎄🎅🏻

There is very little to celebrate about England at the moment, but the decision to finally ban trail hunting is one such moment. We should never, ever stop in the campaign to protect the increasingly threatened indigenous wildlife in this country from bloodthirsty twats.

Morgan Rogers is a delightful footballer, but it’s really frustrating Yoro has basically let him score two identical goals.

Patrick Dorgu is such a one-dimensional footballer. Runs loads but what else does he do? Seldom offers an option, makes little effort to get in behind the opposing full-back. Can’t cross for shite, can’t defend for shite.

United have been so tedious this first half. Turgid on the ball, little movement in the final third. And Gary Neville’s praising Amorim’s tactical adaptation 😂

Before and after the reveal of the new toy.

Logs onto Twitter: *fascism, bots, blue tick nonces, racism, the worst people imaginable* Remembers to log onto Bluesky: *WALL TO WALL NORWEGIAN*

TIL er offisielt en stor klubb. Du kan nå kjøpe en counterfeit drakt 🥲

Is there an app like Futbology but for music, so I can chronicle the gigs I’ve been to?

I think we are all hoping Norway v France at the 2026 World Cup is going to be a repeat of 845, aren’t we?

It’s frustrating that whenever we go 1-0 up in largely undeserved or fortuitous circumstances, Amorim begins an exodus of our attacking players. Just starts slapping on defenders and we inevitably go on to concede. How has he not realised this approach seldom works?

Jeg håper alle som ta tur til Kristiansund har en fantastisk helg. Eya TIL! 🔴⚪️

Juve? Ja, jeg har alltid likt Juve. Hvorfor spør du meg?

Dette Juventus-laget er forferdelig. Mener de alvor? Fuck me, Bath City kan slå dem!

I, for one, am shocked.

Listening to Five Live and whatever ground they’re at for the Champs League is absolutely blasting Cody Rhodes’ theme song 😂

Jeg kvalifiserte meg til Champions League med Tromsø, og se hvor vi må spille kampene. Kjetil Knutsen fucking Park!