Jeg HATER PSG men jeg vil aldri at et engelsk lag skal vinne UCL bortsett fra United. Aldri.

Eze doing a hop, skip and stutter before missing 🤌🏻 just smash it, ya fanny

#Fotballtrøyefredag i England Støtt Barnekreftforeningen ved å betale til 4422 🥰

AAFK er et forferdelig lag, men vi fikk dem til å se kompetente ut. I andre omgang var vi trege med ballen og sløsende foran mål. Vi må bli mye bedre. (Og herregud, vi trenger en spiss!)

Obviously I have plenty of anti-Liverpool bias, but how can you pick Djed Spence over Trent? A player who: A) is objectively not as good B) had his jaw broken three days ago C) plays for the worst Spurs side in decades.

New Menzingers album, new Flatliners album, new Heart Attack Man EP, new Good Hangs EP, new Winona Fighter single. 2026 is going to be a great year. All those people who say there are no good rock bands anymore, where are you now?!

Are there any Lazio supporters who follow me? Can you please make yourselves known (or if you know any, please put me in touch!) because a certain magazine dedicating an issue to the club and I've been tasked with covering Alessandro Nesta. Cheers!

The Norway World Cup squad announcement is absolutely going to feature a graphic of the team crammed into a longboat crossing the Atlantic isn’t it?

Pep, manager of a club that’s cheated since the day he arrived — and well before — slinking off before the charges are brought to bear on the heels of a season where he spent £250m to finish second to a team that can only score from corners. And people compare him to Ferguson.

Running out of things to say about Bruno. Without question and by some distance, our greatest post-Fergie player, and he’s racking up 20+ assists whilst largely surrounded by players absolutely nowhere near his level. Next season with Sesko, Cunha, Mbuemo and Bruno should be tasty.

Really hope this is the last we ever see of Zirkzee for United. Seems like a lovely bloke but he is a diabolical footballer 😂

It’s Norway’s constitution day today, which is as good a day as any to plug the fantastic @wsc.co.uk World Cup guide where yours truly was tasked with providing the low-down on Norway’s ambitions this summer. Go get yourself a copy. Heia Norge! 🇳🇴

Serbia with a medieval/fantasy inspired metal number featuring screaming. Eurovision, we have our winner 🖤

Jeg har alltid hatet Chelsea Dagger. Pinlig sang.

TIL var forferdelige på banen i dag, men supporterne var magiske på tribunen.

Textbook forearm smash fra topp lad Warneryd.

Bodø/Glimt spiller ikke så bra i dag, men herregud er vi elendige på banen. Vi klarer ikke å holde ballen for mer enn 30 sekunder!

Føler du deg optimistisk i dag @ulf.alfafiber.no?

Just thought I’d turned off the upstairs lights because I was about to install a new light-switch, so imagine my surprise after handling the wires when the light above me came on. I’d turned the sockets off by mistake.

Very close to deleting Facebook, you know. Just constant boomer slop, rampant right-wing propaganda and suggestions for pages I fucking loathe.

Vi er alle Brann i dag.

We can still catch City for second, you know.

The greatest punk rock band of the last 15 years have a new album out. All is well with the world 🖤 open.spotify.com/track/1P9Syj...

Mainoo, you delightful footballer!

Why have we taken Sesko off for that utter donkey Amad?

Van Dijk doing a sterling job of marking Sesko for the goal 💅🏻

It’s difficult to explain to younger generations just how fucking massive Hayley Williams was in the 2000s. She and Avril were pretty much the faces for an entire genre of music.

Nå har jeg sett høydepunktene fra TIL kampen og dette er tankene mine:

I genuinely remember walking around primary school in the biggest of funks when I learnt we’d not renewed Ronny Johnsen’s contract. The day Bruno leaves will be a similar feeling, I reckon.

Bruno + Sesko = me losing it in my living room.

Amad is such a frustrating footballer. He can see right across the line there. How is he two yards offside?

Herregud, er dette et stort tilbakeblikk 😂

Nok en dag, nok en seier.

I guess your presidency is going poorly when you’ve had to resort to staging your second shooting.

Training tonight to one of the greatest records ever made. Probably in my top three of all time. Not a single miss on the entire album.

Jeg brukte @fotmob.com’s lineup builder for å bygge det Norge laget mitt for VM-26. Tanker?

My wife’s book has now been translated into Spanish, so they sent her the cover and blurb, which she showed me. “I have a GCSE in Spanish,” I told her, while conveniently omitting the fact I’ve never used it. I remembered the tagline from the English version, but she saw through me 😂

Burnley, in need of a win tonight to stay in the division, are playing a high line against [checks notes] Man City, and Haaland has just ran half the pitch with nobody in front of him and scored.

#71 FERSK EPISODE! I går kveld satte panelet seg ned sammen med @mariushelgaa.janitsjar.net i det virtuelle studio. Vi har snakket om et regntungt bortefelt i Sarp, TIL sin flotte start og vi har sett fremover! ❤️🤍 open.spotify.com/episode/2r4j... podcasts.apple.com/no/podcast/l... 📸: Gry

Vi er bekymret for vår venn @josh-butler.bsky.social som viser synlige tegn på å ha mistet bakkekontakten. Kan noen sørge for å få han ned på jorden igjen?

How do you know if you’ve had a good night on Pro Clubs? Exhibit A:

Meg: «Vi kommer til å vinne ligaen.» Hver eneste TIL fan jeg kjenner:

Min venn støtter Burnley:

På plass og klar for kampen Sarpsborg 08 - Tromsø! #fotball #supporter #eliteserien

Deilig med litt kamp igjen!

Jeg elsker norsk fotball.