Buy land so people can’t do stupid things to it. Do the Ted Turner.

Guys, this grad class might not be the one to force feed your lazy AI take then be defensive about it.

Every time his committee staff would talk to people on job last winter, I swear I got a text saying they had no clue what they were talking about.

SEC back baby.

RIP Clarence Carter. Or why I say “PATCHES!” randomly sometimes, including when I’m downloading patches.

Eldest got a chess set and finally got me to play. It’s good for her to understand how damn mean I can be at a game.

My man.

Brother, I don’t go back to Twitter because I run a business and I don’t have time for loud, unuseful things.

Communications is policy, and policy is communications. If you don't tell people the cool stuff you're doing, in terms they understand, they won't get it. It's something Democrats really struggle with.

That tiny pop you heard was the sound of Republican political strategists’ heads exploding.

This job market for grads is bad, and when I hear from young people, some of the "jobs" pitched to them, assuming they're desperate, are pretty gross. In other words, bubble or no, WTF were you thinking?

My god

Clearly this man has never known the glories of the Washington Wizards.

I worked on the Captain Planet cartoon early in my career and I remember it stemmed from Turner wanting to do something environmentally conscious for kids. I also remember him visiting the studio and hitting on the receptionist. He contained multitudes.

On one hand, there are no Nando's locations in the state in which I'm moving. On the other, there are three record stores within 10 minutes of where I'll likely be living. Middle-aged millennial dadding means hard choices.

I did a talk tonight and someone finally took me up on my offer to break down my thoughts about Batman. They asked me who would win, Iron Man or Batman. I went full sports talk radio and said Batman had more grit.

This morning's newsletter is about dealing with the "physics" in hiring. Employers say they want to change hiring. Policymakers know they need to. It's just not happening. Why? Objects at rest will stay at rest. So what type of force is needed to change things? jobsthat.work/p/hiring-s-p...

Where are you eating, bro?

Tried explaining to eldest—awake after going to a New Hope screening—why I was so excited about the Celtics going out. Didn’t work.

Yo man, I think we need some electric cars.

America’s comedy writers are racing to see who can get the first joke aired about Spirit Airlines being charged for its own coffin.

Happy May Day, yall.

Guys, after seven hours of delays in three days, I’m not sure I’m as down with United’s CEO calling to merge two airlines into one really big, crappy airline.

The brother he never had.

Wooooooooooooooooo. I’m proud to say that JOBS THAT WORK not only donated to this, it made fun of Hugh Freeze in doing it.

Lady ahead of me on the plane to her friend on the phone: “They can’t take off. And the plane is little. And they can’t serve liquor…”

Well, this was a bitter thing to read in hour two of a runway delay due to a ground stop at ORD. www.faa.gov/newsroom/tru...

Good chance I end up spending more time in plane delays than I do in the air this week. Geez.

😬 www.youtube.com/watch?v=05WQ...

I've been home for a couple days, and I'm not as plugged into Alabama politics as much as I used to be. So I wasn't prepared for the election ad chryon that said "CHRISTIAN & FARMER."

As locked down as these kinda dinners are, and how on an island that Hilton is, how does this happen?

Player I love with all my heart. Damn.

Nope.

Germie Bernard is such a Steelers-coded receiver. How did I not notice?

The most “screaming internally” messages I get from Republicans are about things like this. Yikes. It’s not just bad optics, it’s bad photography!

She’s gone, but she’s still on the National Apprenticeship Week website.

Fine probably doing a better job here than Walberg has in staking out the majority’s philosophy here. Long way from barista complaints in the winter. Interesting.

McBath pointing out that GOP may not have the votes in the House for this, which was one of my concerns with the bill.

And we’re off at HEW’s markup of a GOP workforce redo unlikely to happen. Should be fun. Hear there was a big change at DOL last night.

Sure, bud.

Oh man. They messed around and did a WCW (derogatory).

I don’t think the ESPN relationship with WWE lasts the year.

The algorithm that fills my suggested stories on Chrome on mobile.

I regret to inform you this is the best paint job I have seen on one of these. That’s a fact, not necessarily a compliment. (Roll Tide?)

So, we’re here.

“You take me places that tear up my reputation…”

Great @pablo.show episode. I watched the Ali Boxing Revival hearing because it was frontloaded over real workforce priorities by HEW. Its history and motivations are wild. youtu.be/bUIaL-zE2b4?...

The Labor Secretary’s dad texting a staffer “Please keep this private” seems ungood. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/u...

I didn't love the execution of the Karen-Ed divorce storyline on For All Mankind, even if the core pieces of it make sense. But at least they preserved the most important relationship of the show for one more season.

Honestly, they should have let Randy Fine cook at today's AI hearing. He didn't say that "massive job loss" wasn't that big of a deal, claim some people don't want to work anyway, or say they don't know how AI worked--things Republicans and a witness who identified herself on their side did today.