Dermot Ward
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Failed Irish Actor Voiceover: MyVO.ie
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Troy Parrott’s winning goal with the National Anthem playing over it
#COYBIG
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They look like Bridget and Eamon’s arch-nemeses
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Transition of the Year
#TheTraitorsIRL
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It’s the hope that kills you… Quick, someone give him hope!
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Weekend at the White House
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No. It can’t end like this. Not like this. I wanted it to be on camera. Or at least in public. And because he couldn’t stop shitting himself or something.
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No. Absolutely not. Fuck you, Time
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YNWA
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Apologies in advance, but I’ve just learned that DAZN is pronounced “Da Zone,” and will now be punching every person I see until I find whoever’s responsible
5 months ago
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I bet there’s some very confused people wandering around Glastonbury right now wondering why Bob Dylan is so against IVF
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Because it wouldn’t be
#Pride
without a straight trying to hijack it and make it all about them 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
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Summer solstice. The longest day of the year. Still this bright at 10:50pm in Athlone. Magical. Also a reminder that it’s nothing but darkness and misery to look forward to for the rest of 2025, so strap in, fuckers!
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Just the mere *possibility* that Patton Oswalt may have clicked through to my profile from this post and decided *against* following me…? My already significant admiration for the man has quadrupled
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Gonna celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jaws today by watching it with a pint of wine
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I beg your pardon, New York Times Crossword compiler?!
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[the girl from that meme while watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt shows up] Ehrmagerd! It’s
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Hhhhnnnnggggghhhh
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June 30, 1989 ✅ 200 ✅ 200 ✅ 135 ✅ 200 ✅ 200 ➕ 200 🏆 1135
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Me, looking at Twitter tonight:
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If one of them sticks their dick in a dead pig’s head, I’m going back to Twitter full-time
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WTF is ending Marc Maron has often spoken of a fantasy about moving to Ireland Joe Duffy is retiring ipso facto LIVELINE WITH MARC MARON
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Genuine absolute fucking DREAM blunt rotation
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6 months ago
He would batter every one involved in making this.
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George came George saw George Wendt đź’ś
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What a week looks like in my head
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The Chicago Pope Looking forward to hearing him say DAAAAAAAAAA PRAYERS
7 months ago
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Wordle 1,414 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Considering today’s word, this is better than the time I got MOIST on the first go
7 months ago
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Like, I understand this behaviour when the person in charge has a history of having people murdered if they don’t please him But these pathetic fucks are debasing themselves to avoid getting a weak-as-dogshit nickname
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7 months ago
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These are the days
#LFC
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Hope this is how the conclave announces it
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Yeah? Well, you is ugly.
7 months ago
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Thought Ronnie O’Sullivan was playing against yer wan from Final Destination and Varsity Blues for a second
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Hope he’s doing okay ❤️🫂❤️
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A perk
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I now judge celebrities on how they feel “about being Conan O’Brien’s friend”
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He is Prism
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Utter woke nonsense
8 months ago
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Just saw the band Bikini Kill referred to as Bikini Unalive on TikTok
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You may think the reason I failed as an actor is just lack of talent But it’s also because I didn’t have a kick-ass name
8 months ago
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It can only be called Supermac’s if it’s from the Supermac region of Ballinasloe Anything else is just sparkling snack box
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Philip O'Connor
8 months ago
An open letter to Garron Noone.
open.substack.com/pub/ourmanin...
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Jickity Jeeeesus
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8 months ago
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8 months ago
"Rapists Eat Free"
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This is what happens when you miss the “Diet Coke, Please” button and hit the “Bloated Coke Fiend” button by mistake
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The one time in my life that I’m right…
9 months ago
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“Devour feculence” has entered permanent rotation in my lexicon
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This week’s Severance out of context
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Only thing that gives me joy anymore is calling this number in the middle of the night and saying “Hi, I’m looking for a Mr. Mark Bulch?”
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