They look like Bridget and Eamon’s arch-nemeses

Transition of the Year #TheTraitorsIRL

It’s the hope that kills you… Quick, someone give him hope!

Weekend at the White House

No. It can’t end like this. Not like this. I wanted it to be on camera. Or at least in public. And because he couldn’t stop shitting himself or something.

No. Absolutely not. Fuck you, Time

YNWA

Apologies in advance, but I’ve just learned that DAZN is pronounced “Da Zone,” and will now be punching every person I see until I find whoever’s responsible

I bet there’s some very confused people wandering around Glastonbury right now wondering why Bob Dylan is so against IVF

Because it wouldn’t be #Pride without a straight trying to hijack it and make it all about them 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

Summer solstice. The longest day of the year. Still this bright at 10:50pm in Athlone. Magical. Also a reminder that it’s nothing but darkness and misery to look forward to for the rest of 2025, so strap in, fuckers!

Just the mere *possibility* that Patton Oswalt may have clicked through to my profile from this post and decided *against* following me…? My already significant admiration for the man has quadrupled

Gonna celebrate the 50th anniversary of Jaws today by watching it with a pint of wine

I beg your pardon, New York Times Crossword compiler?!

[the girl from that meme while watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt shows up] Ehrmagerd! It’s

Hhhhnnnnggggghhhh boxofficega.me June 30, 1989 ✅ 200 ✅ 200 ✅ 135 ✅ 200 ✅ 200 ➕ 200 🏆 1135

Me, looking at Twitter tonight:

If one of them sticks their dick in a dead pig’s head, I’m going back to Twitter full-time

WTF is ending Marc Maron has often spoken of a fantasy about moving to Ireland Joe Duffy is retiring ipso facto LIVELINE WITH MARC MARON

Genuine absolute fucking DREAM blunt rotation

He would batter every one involved in making this.

George came George saw George Wendt 💜

What a week looks like in my head

The Chicago Pope Looking forward to hearing him say DAAAAAAAAAA PRAYERS

Wordle 1,414 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Considering today’s word, this is better than the time I got MOIST on the first go

Like, I understand this behaviour when the person in charge has a history of having people murdered if they don’t please him But these pathetic fucks are debasing themselves to avoid getting a weak-as-dogshit nickname

These are the days #LFC

Hope this is how the conclave announces it

Yeah? Well, you is ugly.

Thought Ronnie O’Sullivan was playing against yer wan from Final Destination and Varsity Blues for a second

Hope he’s doing okay ❤️🫂❤️

A perk

I now judge celebrities on how they feel “about being Conan O’Brien’s friend”

He is Prism

Utter woke nonsense

Just saw the band Bikini Kill referred to as Bikini Unalive on TikTok

You may think the reason I failed as an actor is just lack of talent But it’s also because I didn’t have a kick-ass name

It can only be called Supermac’s if it’s from the Supermac region of Ballinasloe Anything else is just sparkling snack box

An open letter to Garron Noone. open.substack.com/pub/ourmanin...

Jickity Jeeeesus

"Rapists Eat Free"

This is what happens when you miss the “Diet Coke, Please” button and hit the “Bloated Coke Fiend” button by mistake

The one time in my life that I’m right…

“Devour feculence” has entered permanent rotation in my lexicon

This week’s Severance out of context

Only thing that gives me joy anymore is calling this number in the middle of the night and saying “Hi, I’m looking for a Mr. Mark Bulch?”

There’s a real sense of accomplishment in going from “painfully unsuccessful actor” to “straight-up FAILED actor” #proud #wedidntdoit