Burke 🔜 F2
@burke.deer.army
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Burke Gay deer, engineer, dumb thoughts here. 38, he/him, Northern Minnesota
Shopping for a new lunch bag. YETI sells one for sixty bucks. Lmao, fuck off.
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aspen - catching up!
4 days ago
deer season . he/him . grayscale sketch for
@burke.deer.army
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#furry
#furrynsfw
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In "It's a Wonderful Life", old man potter builds up a vibrant downtown while George Bailey is trying to usher in the suburban sprawl that will obliterate the social fabric of America.
9 days ago
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Latex is cool and all but I'm falling more and more for the neoprene+pony harness combo :3
18 days ago
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Thunder Orca ΘΔ Stormy Horse
20 days ago
Hugs N Snugs,
@shenandoah09.bsky.social
,
@rain.horse
and
@burke.deer.army
Midwest FurFest 2025 Pictures taken by me. ^_^
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Thunder Orca ΘΔ Stormy Horse
20 days ago
@pandapaco.bsky.social
,
@fiestafox.bsky.social
, ? , Dick,
@wolferajd.us
, ?, and
@burke.deer.army
Pictures taken by me during Midwest FurFest 2025. ^_^
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I was wearing my bone induction headphones and a coworker said "Ah, the ambassador from cloud city is here" I've never been so cooked.
21 days ago
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marley
27 days ago
The reindeer parade at
#mff
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It's Christmas card season! If you want one from me fill in the form: (doxx yourself to me uwu)
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Burkes Christmas Cards 2025
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about 1 month ago
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It's Christmas card season! If you want one from me fill in the form: (doxx yourself to me uwu)
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Burkes Christmas Cards 2025
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about 1 month ago
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Someone come do this to me
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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I love adding random furries on the location sharing app that instantly doxxes your home address and place of work.
about 1 month ago
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Lillikoifish
about 2 months ago
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Well, guess I'm doing MFF now. Who am I gonna see?
about 2 months ago
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YouTube has been on a rollercoaster tycoon kick and I'm fighting the urge to install it
about 2 months ago
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Ugh, AqF con cruds got hands.
about 2 months ago
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Bro came into work yesterday dressed as the tin man and then had to sit through a very long, VERY heated meeting and try to keep a straight face
2 months ago
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2 deer napping on the warm pavement of my driveway, scared the bejesus out of e as I pulled in lol
2 months ago
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I would simply have killed the Borg with a hammer, but I'm built different.
2 months ago
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That's a couple of bucks
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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"Oh you know, just living the dream"
3 months ago
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Very funny* that every automaker has a cool "build your vehicle" tool on their website and you can pick all your options then you goto a dealership and it's like "here's the 4 we have in stock, we get one more next month, take it or leave it"
3 months ago
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"Why is that moose getting coffee?" Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.
3 months ago
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You can tell this soap is from a more innocent time.
3 months ago
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Vaguely tempted to get earrings in my fursona colors but people will just think they're Green Bay colors....
3 months ago
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Finding out how much a CT scan costs AND what my maximum annual out of pocket is!!
3 months ago
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I hate documentaries that hype up ancient techniques. Like yeah man, I bet that hand stitched Inuit sleeping bag made from seal skin and lined with caribou fur IS warmer than my synthetic sleeping bag. But this was forty buck on Amazon.
3 months ago
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Do you think contractors refer to home owners as "Homos" in their group chats?
4 months ago
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*Chomp*
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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I mean they are cute
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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Tempting a fawn to come closer with some corn feels vaguely creepy.
4 months ago
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It was so cool that the ice bar had this vore simulator.
4 months ago
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CAAAAARL!
4 months ago
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FM tomorrow 👀
4 months ago
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Fresh deer juice
4 months ago
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I suppose I should actually register for the con il doing this week, shouldn't I?
4 months ago
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Trying the dryer balls instead of dryer sheets and it sounds like my socks are taking a beating in there.
4 months ago
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Called out by Duolingo....
5 months ago
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lol the trailer for "Project Hail Mary" really does spoil the big reveal about 10 seconds in.
5 months ago
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I have vacation tomorrow through Monday so naturally some shit at work went totally sideways today and I'm here late solving stupid problems with expensive bolts.
5 months ago
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What are the odds this off brand "Zithion" battery burns my house down while it's charging?
5 months ago
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The patio at the brewery is playing a ton of "Arcade Fire" and it's taking all my self awareness to not add a track to my friends "Houseboat party jams" playlist for next weekend.
5 months ago
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New backyard deer getting mogged at the corn trough this afternoon.
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Engineering a traffic jam so bad my warehouses burn down with the fire engines stuck 100' away.
5 months ago
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New backyard deer dropped.
5 months ago
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>Purchase hex bits >Package requires hex bits to open
5 months ago
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Not me checking what I know to be a 10 month long Trello queue on a weekly basis. Couldn't be.
5 months ago
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"Bringing you a track from Muse. They're a tight group with piano, vocals, guitar, the whole mix." Wow, great summary Spotify AI DJ.
5 months ago
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Looking at the calendar and the scale and updating "I can get hot in time for megaplex" to "I can be a little thinner for Aquatifur"
5 months ago
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Never kill yourself.
6 months ago
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