I hate documentaries that hype up ancient techniques. Like yeah man, I bet that hand stitched Inuit sleeping bag made from seal skin and lined with caribou fur IS warmer than my synthetic sleeping bag. But this was forty buck on Amazon.

Do you think contractors refer to home owners as "Homos" in their group chats?

*Chomp*

I mean they are cute

Tempting a fawn to come closer with some corn feels vaguely creepy.

It was so cool that the ice bar had this vore simulator.

CAAAAARL!

FM tomorrow 👀

Fresh deer juice

I suppose I should actually register for the con il doing this week, shouldn't I?

Trying the dryer balls instead of dryer sheets and it sounds like my socks are taking a beating in there.

Called out by Duolingo....

lol the trailer for "Project Hail Mary" really does spoil the big reveal about 10 seconds in.

I have vacation tomorrow through Monday so naturally some shit at work went totally sideways today and I'm here late solving stupid problems with expensive bolts.

What are the odds this off brand "Zithion" battery burns my house down while it's charging?

The patio at the brewery is playing a ton of "Arcade Fire" and it's taking all my self awareness to not add a track to my friends "Houseboat party jams" playlist for next weekend.

New backyard deer getting mogged at the corn trough this afternoon.

Engineering a traffic jam so bad my warehouses burn down with the fire engines stuck 100' away.

New backyard deer dropped.

>Purchase hex bits >Package requires hex bits to open

Not me checking what I know to be a 10 month long Trello queue on a weekly basis. Couldn't be.

"Bringing you a track from Muse. They're a tight group with piano, vocals, guitar, the whole mix." Wow, great summary Spotify AI DJ.

Looking at the calendar and the scale and updating "I can get hot in time for megaplex" to "I can be a little thinner for Aquatifur"

Never kill yourself.

Sharing my bike path with a temporary poo pipe.

I think the squirrels are actively bringing down my bird feeder. Clever girls

Even at pride I'm finding lewd stickers in the pockets of my laundry, first time it's been me though.

Which one of my friends surprised me with this commission?

lol does the Minneapolis pride parade just need to build in a half hour delay for protestors from now on.

"It's the center for disease control, not the center for beautiful lawns, ok"

Why does this assassin have the most MBA-ass, business speak resume I've ever seen?

Predator vision alt. If anyone remembers who had the thermal camera lmk.

Surrender your kernels! #FursuitFriday 🪡 @blueharborc.bsky.social 📸 @notos.bsky.social

Finishing up Thorton deer! 🦌 One handsome buck!

Drink up, it's pride month.

I have a very sowing/reaping relationship with living at the top of a hill and biking.

It's an "eat hotdogs on hamburger buns kind of night"

Are there any artists that do kinda abstract geometric art? I want something for a lock screen.

I want more folks to have glass art, so let's do a raffle! 1) Retweet, follow, & reply w/ an emoji to enter for a custom stained glass commission (piece is free; winner pays postage) 2) Ends 5/31 3) Up to ~70 sq. in. (~8"x8") 4) I reserve the right to reject design requests (e.g., no racist shit)

Company websites be like "Yes, every trim level of this car DOES have brakes standard"

In the Menards backrooms

Deer Beer 🤝 Deer Stein

Ok, context: youtu.be/L4QWQiMrGOo

Meanwhile, in my DMs

Bzzt, wrong. I would watch the shit out of "Mootruck"

Sliding right into #FursuitFriday 📸 @reesespuffsroo.bsky.social 🪡 @blueharborc.bsky.social

People talk about "coworker memes" but we had a great time talking about 100 men vs 1 gorilla at lunch.

Defeated by the simple trick of "slightly higher branch"

Bird seed: Stolen.

Shedding season ran long @burke.deer.army