I'm getting to the age where my heterosexual normie friends are talking about taking fiber

The DDRs (Deutches Deer Republik) heavy oil tanker "Big Stag"

Shopping for a new lunch bag. YETI sells one for sixty bucks. Lmao, fuck off.

deer season . he/him . grayscale sketch for @burke.deer.army ! // #furry #furrynsfw

In "It's a Wonderful Life", old man potter builds up a vibrant downtown while George Bailey is trying to usher in the suburban sprawl that will obliterate the social fabric of America.

Latex is cool and all but I'm falling more and more for the neoprene+pony harness combo :3

Hugs N Snugs, @shenandoah09.bsky.social , @rain.horse and @burke.deer.army Midwest FurFest 2025 Pictures taken by me. ^_^

@pandapaco.bsky.social , @fiestafox.bsky.social , ? , Dick, @wolferajd.us , ?, and @burke.deer.army Pictures taken by me during Midwest FurFest 2025. ^_^

I was wearing my bone induction headphones and a coworker said "Ah, the ambassador from cloud city is here" I've never been so cooked.

The reindeer parade at #mff!

It's Christmas card season! If you want one from me fill in the form: (doxx yourself to me uwu) forms.gle/PbxiGhnLmbgi...

It's Christmas card season! If you want one from me fill in the form: (doxx yourself to me uwu) forms.gle/PbxiGhnLmbgi...

Someone come do this to me

I love adding random furries on the location sharing app that instantly doxxes your home address and place of work.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Well, guess I'm doing MFF now. Who am I gonna see?

YouTube has been on a rollercoaster tycoon kick and I'm fighting the urge to install it

Ugh, AqF con cruds got hands.

Bro came into work yesterday dressed as the tin man and then had to sit through a very long, VERY heated meeting and try to keep a straight face

2 deer napping on the warm pavement of my driveway, scared the bejesus out of e as I pulled in lol

I would simply have killed the Borg with a hammer, but I'm built different.

That's a couple of bucks

"Oh you know, just living the dream"

Very funny* that every automaker has a cool "build your vehicle" tool on their website and you can pick all your options then you goto a dealership and it's like "here's the 4 we have in stock, we get one more next month, take it or leave it"

"Why is that moose getting coffee?" Ya know, even if I didn't have the enhanced hoofur knowledge of being a deer I'd have still sussed this pun out.

You can tell this soap is from a more innocent time.

Vaguely tempted to get earrings in my fursona colors but people will just think they're Green Bay colors....

Finding out how much a CT scan costs AND what my maximum annual out of pocket is!!

I hate documentaries that hype up ancient techniques. Like yeah man, I bet that hand stitched Inuit sleeping bag made from seal skin and lined with caribou fur IS warmer than my synthetic sleeping bag. But this was forty buck on Amazon.

Do you think contractors refer to home owners as "Homos" in their group chats?

*Chomp*

I mean they are cute

Tempting a fawn to come closer with some corn feels vaguely creepy.

It was so cool that the ice bar had this vore simulator.

CAAAAARL!

FM tomorrow 👀

Fresh deer juice

I suppose I should actually register for the con il doing this week, shouldn't I?

Trying the dryer balls instead of dryer sheets and it sounds like my socks are taking a beating in there.

Called out by Duolingo....

lol the trailer for "Project Hail Mary" really does spoil the big reveal about 10 seconds in.

I have vacation tomorrow through Monday so naturally some shit at work went totally sideways today and I'm here late solving stupid problems with expensive bolts.

What are the odds this off brand "Zithion" battery burns my house down while it's charging?

The patio at the brewery is playing a ton of "Arcade Fire" and it's taking all my self awareness to not add a track to my friends "Houseboat party jams" playlist for next weekend.

New backyard deer getting mogged at the corn trough this afternoon.

Engineering a traffic jam so bad my warehouses burn down with the fire engines stuck 100' away.

New backyard deer dropped.

>Purchase hex bits >Package requires hex bits to open

Not me checking what I know to be a 10 month long Trello queue on a weekly basis. Couldn't be.

"Bringing you a track from Muse. They're a tight group with piano, vocals, guitar, the whole mix." Wow, great summary Spotify AI DJ.