Got diagnosed with early-onset diarrhea

Better the devil, you know?

Rapture? Like the dinosaur?

Boo who? Boo me? Boo YOU!

Schrodinger's RoboCop: "Dead and alive, you're coming with me"

I ordered some sneakers and they got here quickly! Shoes travels fast

If I didn't have nonsense I wouldn't have any sense at all

reading some new bullshit EO about the “sex binary” or whatever and just wanted to note that trans people *are* real and they *can* hurt you and I am also real not to put too fine a point on it

She roman on my trevi til I fountain

Two sisters writing bawdy songs. Call that sibling ribalrdy

Autumn-mobile

You have to be quiet in the library because of the dewey decibel system

What fresh heck is this?

She bang bang on my shrimp til I sauce

ACAB does not include copping a feel

It's always funny in sillydelphia

Why do they call it "cathartic" and not "sad-isfied"

Sharon is Karen

Disasturbating

Shout out to the top 5 Patties in the world: LuPone, Peppermint, wagon, melt, and o'furniture @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social

S&P is dropping the S and now it's just "Poors"

Decorum? I hardly know him!

I like a woman who knows my place

Democracy diarrheas in darkness

Ah shit I thought I voted for a THERAPIST

A tractor? I hardly mower