mr. baby
@gravycrab.bsky.social
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she/they. just here to gork in my shorts.
one of our faculty members just came into the office and told me iām autistic
7 months ago
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turns out āfaggyā is a playable word in wordle
7 months ago
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practically begging fanfiction writers to learn the difference between prone and supine
7 months ago
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iām gonna thumb your slit when i say this,
8 months ago
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me every time i walk into my bathroom and see my bidet
8 months ago
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if you donāt have a lung-rattling cough and a blaring car alarm they actually donāt let you on the ferry
8 months ago
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someone on the bus smelled like bedroom of my old best friend who i havenāt spoken to in seven years, 4 dead 8 wounded
8 months ago
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what most people fail to realize is that yellowjackets is a comedy
8 months ago
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honkin is a gateway drug to tonkin
9 months ago
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forgot to pack a babybell in my lunch and i literally burst into tears
9 months ago
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back on my newsreader bullshit and anna torvā¦.. the woman you areā¦.
9 months ago
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YES MAāAM! YES I DO! YOUāRE WELCOME!
9 months ago
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been awake for 28 hours and just hallucinated someone knocking on my door. saturday nite babey.
9 months ago
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me: iām super chill all the time also me: [5.5 hours before my flight] ok better head to the airport!
9 months ago
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just ate gyoza with green tea salt on them and i was so hungry and they fucked so severely that i didnāt even take a picture. AND 12 of those bitches were $9. i love it here.
9 months ago
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this is my fifth and final night at this hotel in osaka and i only just figured out now that i have a heating unit in my room. iāve just been freezing my ass off in here this whole time for no reason.
9 months ago
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a 7-11 tuna mayonnaise onigiri is something that can be so personal
9 months ago
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being in japan wonāt stop me from having my annual cry to scott and tessaās 2018 pyongchang moulin rouge medley
9 months ago
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not to sound like an earnest tourist but seeing mt fuji with your own eyes is truly some profound shit. top 10 life experience so far and iām being deadass about that.
9 months ago
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got on the correct train at the correct time at the busiest train station in japan i am a GOD i can do ANYTHING
10 months ago
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at the airport and was getting my water bottle out of my backpack to fill it up and a man quite literally shoved me out of the way and started filling his bottle up. hello? can anyone hear me?
10 months ago
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wouldnāt be a car ride with cohen in vancouver without us harmonizing sean paul
10 months ago
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cheating on your husband with a different version of your husband is soooooo camp thank you severance i love you severance
10 months ago
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just had to explain to a PhD student that 0.25 of an hour equals 15 minutes
10 months ago
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not to sound like a capitalist on main but going from a glitchy iphone 12 to a 16 is, unfortunately, drastically changing my life
10 months ago
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i love my cats and i would lay down my life for them but having a cat that loves you so much that even the sight of a suitcase makes him stress vomit 3,000 times at 4:30am is NOT IT CHIEF
10 months ago
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on our walk a cybertruck drove past my dad and i and we gave it a middle finger and shouted profanities at it. bonding experience.
10 months ago
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a taco salad is something that can be so personal
10 months ago
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went on a date and immediately had therapy after and now i feel like iāve been hit by a bus AMA
10 months ago
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10 months ago
i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
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omg gravy gave me a heart for valentineās day š
10 months ago
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who up fucking they outie at the ORTBO
10 months ago
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last weekās severance ep sent me to the moon and this weekās ep made my heart physically acheā¦ā¦ ben stiller your powerā¦.
10 months ago
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listening to silver springs for the 500th time this morning and damn youāll really never get away from the sound of the woman that loved youā¦. thatās crazy
10 months ago
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me: why donāt people like talking to me on dating apps š me on dating apps:
10 months ago
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love coming to the dentist at 7:30am and the receptionists are already angrily gossiping and openly swearing in front of everyone. like hiiiiii girlies what are we taking about šļøšļø
10 months ago
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newest severance ep permanently altered my brain chemistry and fundamentally changed who i am as a person
10 months ago
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still havenāt started my period which means i almost certainly wonāt have it when i travel to japan in a couple weeks can i get a hell fucking yeah brother
10 months ago
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annual reminder that an ocean in between the waves by the war on drugs is the best song ever made
10 months ago
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1-800-EAT-BEES
10 months ago
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i love the hungarian word tilos. like donāt do that!!! lol
10 months ago
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gravy 2021 / cowboy 2025
10 months ago
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fucked up on mushrooms at the choir party last night trying to google the colours for bandana flagging and having this come up instead made me laugh so hard i cried
10 months ago
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last year i bought cowboy a pack of 100 toy springs. that pack is now half empty which means thereās fucking 50 springs hiding in my apartment.
10 months ago
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me, listening to my playlist of strictly the war on drugs songs: omg i love this song
10 months ago
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edwin payne core
add a skeleton here at some point
10 months ago
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ten fĆ©ās new albumā¦ā¦.. yes
11 months ago
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love when iām spooning cowboy and he starts twitching⦠like you trust me so much that youāll fall into a deep sleep in my arms? i would lay down my life for you
11 months ago
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djo having a vancouver date on his tourā¦ā¦.. mr. keery iām about to slob on that knob nasty style
11 months ago
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i started watching dickensian because iām weird about joseph quinn but i didnāt know he was gonna be acting faggy in it!!!! letās go girls
11 months ago
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