The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon. No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn. The parking attendant moved on.

National hug your dog day.

Hilarious tale!

This is important...

"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over at work" Discuss this question with your neighbors.

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes that you took in college: Religion and Science Irish Gaelic French Partial Differential Equations Spherical Astronomy

Zentangle class tonight.

Another example of insanity.

Makes the point in a hilariously memorable way.

So ridiculous

Pulitzer material

This is Chester. He is so good at piano he can play it in his sleep. In fact, he can only play it in his sleep. 13/10

No words. Just this.

Patriotism is really hot right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNu7vb0qRg4

Morning arrived like an octopus at a juggling competition—it’s surprisingly hard to keep only three balls in the air when you have 8 tentacles…it’s the suckers. BadNoir

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.