// hey guys what'd i miss? *strapping up his diaper*

“𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘, 𝒊𝒕’𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒎𝒆! 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒉𝒊𝒎?“

// I'm sooo normal 😮‍💨

// I'm normal I swear

As the kunai clattered, he tugged at the trip wire- his kunai withdrawing back to his side like a kusarigama, spinning back towards Naruto's side. "Hmph." While the kunai flew at him, he began weaving hand signs. TOMF! 💨

THOK! 🪵 A shuriken sunk into a target on the log. Sasuke sniveled slightly, closing his eyes and turning his nose. Serena. He was covered in dirt and scratches. "... Until he's dead at my feet, I'll keep on going."

His knuckles are bruised, fingers are purple and lacerated. He's been practicing his shuriken jutsu all morning.

// heading off shortly, thanks for shitting the diaper, BSKY

Sasuke stood his ground firmly, raising a hand to his headband. "I'm going to wipe that smug look off your face." Sasuke ripped a kunai out of his pouch and launched it at Naruto!

(Yeah. I remember. And if I can just deal with it like last time...) [His wrist twitched beneath the dirt. He tugged a wire, revealing a bomb tag on his wristlet. His hand dug through the dirt. Ssss...] You're going to pay for that... 𝙉𝙖𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙤! [BOOM! A cloud of smoke billowed into the air!]

‼️ What the-?! [B-oooiiing.] Ugh! Let me outta here, you absolute LOSER! When I get out of here... I'll kill you!

✦ ᴀᴜ Gᴏᴊᴏ Sᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ. ✦ Oᴘᴇɴ Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ ( 𝟐𝟏+ ) ✦ sғᴡ & ɴsғᴡ. ✦ LGBT+ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ. ✦ Mɪɴᴏʀs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ. #MVRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #JJKRP

Yeah, yeah. You're all talk, Naruto. [Turning his back to him, shoving his hands into his pockets.] That's why you'll always be a good-for-nothing.

That old jutsu of yours? Please. Just what do you think you can accomplish with that? [His fingers touched the trip wire shuriken to the ground behind Naruto and his clones.]

There's nothing *normal* about this ... 💧 (That disruption... it must have been genjutsu... but what?) ... (And from who?)

... Hmph. You couldn't show me anything I haven't seen already. You're way too much of a loser to do that.

𝙸'𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎! 𝙉𝙤, 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙. 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚗𝚞𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎.

You're right. You're a good-for-nothing.

[TOMF! 💨] 𝙆𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙣! 𝙂𝙤𝙪𝙠𝙠𝙖𝙠𝙮𝙪𝙪 𝙣𝙤 𝙅𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙪!

You're dead.

Don't you dare talk about my mother, you bastard!

I'm not your son. 💢

Losers.

// tired guy, replies when I'm around 🫵

One Last Kiss... And this is the end of everything we see tonight. Solo; continued below

... Fine by me. But, I'll see that Byakugan of yours first hand.

You're focused, alright. On what, is the question.

[Crossing his arms.] Hmph. Yeah, right.

(... Loser.)

... You shouldn't be so distracted. Letting your guard down for a shinobi means certain death.

😕

😒

So, she was here. Finally. Sasuke straightened himself out, ready to train. "And you're almost as late as Naruto," he said. There was a harsh, vindicative tone he often spoke with. It wasn't anything but posturing. Now, it wasn't present. If anything, it was lighter. Gentler.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀「 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 」

[Grunting, trying to wrangle free. He was like a rabid animal. He'd bite his way out of it if he had to.] Don't- ... Don't you dare! I won't fall for these games! ITACHI!!

She was kind. Feh. What use for being kind was there anyway? Sasuke glanced away. But, she knew. This technique, it would prove useful in his quest for vengeance. He nodded, the wind shifting. "... Please, teach me."

‎ ‎

"Can you do it?" he asked, his voice low. He was showing respect. And curiosity. "... Hide your presence so effectively that even *you* wouldn't be able to detect it?" (And if she can... how could I learn this ability?)

The Uchiha Compound had seen better days. It was easier back then. Before the fall, before... These days, Sasuke returned only occasionally. It served as a reminder, a grim phantom haunting him like overcast. A cardinal. He swore he'd never let anything like that ever happen again.

You think I give a damn about what you want?! I- I have waited my ENTIRE LIFE for this moment!

[Nngh!] Let go of me... you bastard! You, nngh- I'll KILL YOU!

The only misunderstanding is that you're not on the ground! Dead at my feet! RRAAAA-! [Still the most telegraphed Chidori ever-]

... Your tricks won't work on me this time, Itachi. I'm stronger now. Better than you ever could be.

This is so annoying. You're all so loud. 💢

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 Minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship w/ friends only.