My progression has slowed a ton. I'll age like humans probably once I'm 18 probably. So. A few months? A year? Who knows.

<— Is 16, but also 3.

// Hey! Keep in mind this muse is 16 years old!!! He's a minor!

// DNI if you use fanart and dont credit the artist 🙏 I don't care for that nonsense.

Eugh. Now you're sounding like my brother.

Yeah, I guess. Sometimes I get sad about it.. Then there really isn't much point. Anyway, it's all in the past or whatever.

Thraxans live about a year or less. Which explain my rapid growthrate, but my father's side will slow the progression of my growth to match most humans. Pretty sure once I reach adulthood maybe in a year? Six months? My growth will stabilize. Then I'll outlive most species. Thraxans are more ++

Definitely not the only way, just the more efficient way. Especially with those deserving of it. You'd let murderous aliens with no will to listen and reason just keep killing everyone you know? There are things out there that have no empathy. Killing them is your best chance.

Noooo idea who that is.

You and me both. Haven't been there since I was a baby. My mom's dead by now, so is anyone who would have known me. Thraxan don't live very long.

Definitely not overthinking it. It's a matter of actually meeting these girls. But I'm on Earth and Earth girls are so... ugh.

You must be the boring brother.

Alien species. Thraxan. And, I guess you can say my home planet? Everyone looks like a bug. I was young when I was there but my mind was maturing at a faster pace than normal, so I found myself already attracted to people there. Sooo. Sure. Bugs are neat. Some of them even taste good.

You worked with Invincible before? Huh. He never mentioned you. And I'm sure it is. Flash, huh? I'll try to remember, I'm sure we'll see each other around.

My mom was a Thraxan, so I had the hue of their people, just the physical attributes of my father's people. Annnd looking normal sucks anyway. These Earth people? Such narrowed perspectives of beauty, kid. I wish I could have turned out more like my mom.

The Flash — right. So...I'm guessing superspeed is your thing? Cool, I guess. They call me Kid Omni-Man. I mostly work besides Invcincible, but I'm better. Cooler even.

Mean, huh? Because you're funny looking?? You know, when I was younger I was purple. Completely purple, it's starting to fade out now. So I guess I'll look human, but I'm not even human at all. But when people have something to say about me? I kick their ass.

Tell me something I don't know.. Like why you have antlers. You a hybrid or some sort of mutated human?

I'd find a size appropriate girl on another planet. Problem solved.

Invincible says I'm not allowed to kill people anymore. But.

Omni-Man.. he's .. Well. Not important. I'm the Omni-Man around here now!

That's Kid Omni-Man to you.

Woooow. You're really awkward. It's kind of embarrassing, I feel bad for you. Sort of.. If you're a hero, I never heard of you. Don't look familiar either.

Ok? And I'd let her??

"Now we're playing twenty questions? Sheehs.. Curious much." "Not really looking to share my life story with a stranger. I have asses to kick and games to play."

I'm only pink until I reach adulthood in like a year. Maybe less? Depending on if my age progression slows down more or not.

Uhhh. And why would I do that? Patrol?? What are you like.. some new kind of hero?

"Really putting a lot of energy into this..." "I'm not really in the right mindframe for a committed nemesis right now. I really just wanna play my game."

More like a hot girl like the ones they got on Talescria. You should SEE the mandibles some of them have. Your Earth lobsters just really make me miss home. And insects. Your girls here are just... not it.

Straight up SIZZLIN'.

The claws just.. Got my blushing. Sure, I ate this one. But I know out there, somewhere far.. There's a girl who looks just like this who's kind, smart, and has amazingly meaty claws...

"She's incredibly pretty. Don't be rude? Looks just like the girls I knew back home.."

Cartoony squish! "Dude.. You realllly gotta bulk up."

"Well, that was fun. I guess. Anyway."

Dead?

I'd go to war for her...

"Sure, go for it. I'm sure that will really work out for you."

"Motherless AND ugly? Sheesh. Looks like someone's gotta pick a struggle here." "Not even ugly in the good way.. just like .. something vaguely offputting. Like you're so dated looking, dude. Your hair is stupid, how do you even get hair like that??"

"You're one to talk! What ARE you wearing??? And that hair? Did your mommy style it for you????"

Squints.

"Dude. She's gorgeous. Look at the mandibles she has.."

"Saw the most beautiful girl today.."

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