I told my therapist I don’t talk much because I’m worried people will judge me, and he told me to write down the things I don’t say as a reality check. And now, looking at the list with rational eyes…my therapist is for sure gonna tell me I do the correct amount of shutting the fuck up

Time for my periodic re-download of Bluesky, where I’ll use it regularly for like a week and then forget about it for like two months

Liking this skeet makes you gay

God I hope Fyre Festival 2 happens. If only so my unpublished horror story about the OG Fyre Festival is relevant again.

Next time someone asks why I don’t just try talking to people I’m going to refer them to this helpful diagram:

If you have a crush on me, you have great taste. Maybe we should hang out?

Not posting bc we are on strike sucks, sure, but imagine how it feels to be unsafe here because the most basic racist things aren’t addressed? People shouldn’t have to fight for basic human decency every step of the way, everywhere. This needs to be addressed. WE KEEP GOING

the difficulty of banning racist shit is irrelevant, it's required the difficulty of banning racist shit is irrelevant, it's required the difficulty of banning racist shit is irrelevant, it's required the difficulty of banning racist shit is irrelevant, it's required

I got in trouble for this selfie so I can’t not post it

Which one do I choose? #flyyhm

Ready to go!

Last minute prep for vacation

Have you considered boosting engagement and followers by posting sideboob? It made me engage you and follow you everywhere.

No idea how I ended up with over 200 followers and Twitter, so I have no idea how to start over. My plan is to game the algorithm by pretending to be a travel blogger for the next few days. Do I add hashtag-travel to everything? Or will the algorithm just kinda pick up on me using relevant terms?

I can’t look away