my wife gets hornier for soup dumplings than she does with me when we've had sex

i am unbearable

🎀+🌿 really think that if we vanished for a good few months we could get most stuff done easily

Look. If you're not sniffing armpits as a programmer in 2026, what the fuck are you even doing? All the best programmers I know are sniffing and licking armpits while their code it just makes you more productive. If you're watching this trying to become a 10x developer, you know what to do

hey

armpits armpits armpits getting mercilessly fucked by my wife as she pulls every thought of my brain so i’m just fucking drooling everywhere while she uses me however she wants armpits armpits armpits

cutely gets freakier

@i.suggest-armp.it licks @i.suggest-armp.it licks @i.suggest-armp.it licks @i.suggest-armp.it licks

🎀 the uk government is trying to manufacture more trans people with piss kinks by banning them from public bathrooms

this account is owned by a collection of extremely mentally ill creatures

how it feels to get any work done in a discord vc full of lesbians

Always so much more paper than there are weights !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i’m so afraid

crying at 2 flowers growing next to each other

X, the everything gender

it's maid day or something #ffxivart

:/

💐

🎀 schedule so bad now

bunny

To any Evangelion fans interested in starting Final Fantasy XIV because of the news, here is a guide for how to play the upcoming Eva content in the game

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whatever. go my cabbit

🎀 too much going on i cannot keep up

🎀 I want to scream 🎶🎶🎶🎶

🌿 I got a really carried away focusing on some things and did not realise so much time had passed I think it’s time to rest

🎀 so achey

~ badly sick

~ jamming out really does make any self care a bit easier

I Really Want to Stay at Your 1 Person Barely Liveable Apartment In The Outskirts of London

yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever experienced the tragedy of being dogshit at a video game character that you really like

i love bunnies