If someone is running onto the field wearing pants, that someone is not a streaker.

A lot of people were upset they had to listen to Bad Bunny at the halftime I'm more upset I have to listen to Chris Collinsworth all game

4 fully grown adult men are not fitting in to a Rav4 No matter what the Toyota commercials claim 🙄

Hawkins Cheezies and Helluva Good Dill Pickle dip is a game 🏈 changer

And so ends middle school basketball for the season. I'm proudest of the fact that none of the 4 of us coaches got kicked out or "removed" from any game. That struggle was real

Kiddo to me: my prof said that she bet that none of us would be able to stay off of tiktok and i deleted it because i want to prove her wrong Me: Is this your addictions counseling class? Kid: yes Me: 🤣😂🤣😂

If you've been a University Prof for 20+ years & you boast to 1st year students is you've given less than 6 As & 11 Bs in that time. That says much more about your proficiency at teaching course material than it does about being a demanding/tough Prof. 🙄 #CareerChange ?

I miss the times when people's side hustle was Tupperware or Candles FFS

In tonight's episode of middle school basketball, we played the same team we played last Saturday in the tournament finals. Upsetting that our opponents did not present us with their 1st place gold medals 😉

The Bell commercial for the new Google phone is frightening If your group of 4 friends needs to use Google to figure out how to use booster cables, maybe stick to public modes of transportation

want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago

Huge win in the "home" tournament for the 8th grades tonight. While the player's went home to get a good night's sleep for tomorrow's early game All of my assistant coaches headed out to the casino bar to celebrate(via Uber)

Using the SkipTheDishes app to get idea of close places that deliver for a basketball tournament in Calgary One of the places that delivers Chuck E. Cheese 🤣 Who's ordering pizza for delivery from Chuck E. Cheese?? PTSD reminds me it's barely edible for kids party's at the place 🤮

Friendly reminder that when the Raiders fire a Head Coach, it's time to change the batteries in your smoke alarms

If you are trying to merge into heavy traffic or change lanes on a busy road/road construction. Pull in front of a Tesla ! The Tesla driver may not want to let you move over, but the Tesla collision avoidance won't give them the option 😁 Follow me for more driving tips

A gentle reminder that New Year's resolutions do not have to be about positive change. You can commit to seek revenge, remain petty, and disrespect your enemies. #HappyNewYear

picture of the staff who operate my bluesky account...

January 1, 2025, I set a goal to win $5000 playing poker. Have just over 12 hours left and only $9765 more to go to achieve that 😉

Awaiting package delivery from Nevada "The route a package takes might seem wrong, but it's actually how our air & ground networks are designed." Ahhh UPS 😂 your network shouldn't take a package to Melbourne Australia from the US to deliver to Alberta Canada 🤣 Who designed your network ?

So you're saying I should have bought a professional sports franchise 25years ago If only I had that kinda capital 🤣🤣

Doing my part by arranging the mini meatballs & cocktail weiner appetizers

Last year a bunch of friends with their own youngest child in their late teens, decided ro throw an Xmas Day late lunch.. There were 7 of us, that turned into party. This year, it's grown to 13 adults, all with kids doing their own thing. Starts at 6pm and ends whenever 🥂 Merry Christmas 🎄

It's said "Christmas magic" has no age limit Tell that to the mall Santa & his assistants! For some reason they didn't want me getting a picture with me sitting on Santa's knee 🤷‍♂️

Elderly gentleman sitting at the front of the grocery store while someone he knows shopped. He was sitting on the bench by Salvation Army Christmas donation sign Must have got $20 "donated" in the time I went thru checkout GENIUS

Christmas 🎄 Miracle On the last Saturday before Christmas and I parked, got in, paid, and got out of Costco in under 30 minutes

Is it just me? Or is the selection of Christmas/ Holiday chocolate severely lacking this year ?

JV boys play their game before JV Girls, same referees for both games What was NOT a foul in the boys game, is a foul every time in the girls game The rules aren't different, if it's not a foul in the 1st game, it's not a foul in game 2 Going to start a GoFundMe for fine $ if this continues 😁

Phone call: "Hi, this is Abe from Visa/Mastercard security department. How are you?" Me: are you with Visa or Mastercard ~Abe~: Visa / Mastercard Me: well I'm a lot better than you because you're a scamming piece of shit. Ahh the holiday scam season 🎄🎅

Down the shopping rabbit hole of men's faux-fur coats. It's faux-fur & they aren't making anything for people taller than 6'1

"No abusive language will not be tolerated" That's the automated message before connecting to an actual person It's been a minute since I've taken an Engliah class, yet that's a double negative. The negatives cancel each other out. They're telling me abusive language WILL be tolerated 😁 Noted!

JV basketball has been going since Nov 17th 3 weeks of practice & they finally figured out offense Shoot - if you're open Pass - if your teammate is open Drive - if no one is open The first game may not be the disaster I'd envisioned it'd be

Coaching 8th Grade 🏀 basketball Tonight is the parents' meeting. To solve problems that don't exist, must explain enrolling while adhering to The Fairness and Safety in Sport Act the AB Government deems necessary Complete waste of time

Athletic Director at the middle school must like me. A text on a Saturday night just before 10pm, letting me know he got another basketball tournament for the girls. Returning to coach 8th grade basketball is starting off nicely

At the bank today and from 3 tellers down, the guy at the teller starts yelling & saying "This is bullshit" Apparently the bank won't allow him to deposit a cheque made out to Tom .... as his name is Thomas ... Cheques must have a persons legal name In this case Tom, I agree that's bullshit

Driving, kid's sports and more driving had me miss 1pm EDT and 4pm EDT games today Catching up on today's action via social media is MUCH more entertaining than catching up via SportsCentre 🤣

Not my picture, wha do you think Done right? or City worker fail?

Watching Sunday Noght Football 🤮🤢🤮 Didn't realize the US Government shut down also shuts down the Washington Commanders

Talking with bank teller about the weather feeling like fall & the teller wanting to take a trip "somewhere hot" And I ask if it's Mexico or the Caribbean Teller says, "No, somewhere like Scotland or Ireland " Wouldn't have ever guessed either as a "hot" vacation spot

I had the over on voter turnout for the municipal election at 20% Should have taken the under 🙄

I was away for the weekend & know I searched used vehicles for a friend .... things UNDER 30k The algorithm hits me with this ad tonight .... I mean yeah 25% off but still 🤣🤣

Can buy 1 HP OEM toner for $119 or I can buy a 2-pack of the same toner for $259 Ummm why would anyone buy a 2-pack ~note to self: Don't run out last minute and need toner urgently Buy non-oem toner off the internet for $50

KISS guitarist Ace Frehley has died at the age of 74.

Scam calls are annoying Yet they do allow opportunities to seeing together various insults and curse words

The youngest brought friends from University for Thanksgiving as these friends didn't go home for the long weekend Kept dinner "traditional" Turkey, dressing mashed potatoes, gravy. Pumpkin pie & sweet potato pie for dessert. 4 out of 4 friends hadnt heard of sweet potato pie 🙄 kids 🙄

This is Thanksgiving dinner #4 with my oldest & hus now fiance. Only 30 minutes ago, I learned she's lactose intolerant 🙄 That was 1 minute after bugging her about eating all the crackers and none of the baked brie

Monday off means a pre-ThanksGiving & Sunday night football dinner French onion rolled pork roast

" $40 off" sign for beef tenderloin piqued my interest. Who's buying this when the least expensive piece is still going to cost over TWO HUNDRED dollars?

Chili doesn't have beans in my world, but it does in my kid's & her friends. Looked up recipes for Chili with beans last night. Now 12 hours down the rabbit hole of Spanish cooking videos Mi español es mucho mejor ahora y los frijoles todavía no encajan en el chile.

Turkey Brie & Cranberry Ravioli was "new" at Costco Have to test drive it for the kid. See if it makes the cut for a Thanksgiving appearance

Never thought I'd see the day when a large bag of.chips costs LESS at a gas station than it does at a grocery store Today is that day 🙄