This 🫠

I'm supposed to be working but instead I'm doing...this 🫠 Any volunteers for feeding and changing? I need adult supervision today 😵‍💫

When you wake up at 4am and your tummy grumbles, you make pushies...like a good boy 💩😇

☀️ By day: attending major international business events 🌙 By night: cringe, immature nappy boy realness

Night feelings 😌

Fit check

I'm dressed...let's goooooooo!

How your email finds me 🙃

Straight up soggin'

Mood is middle bro

Raid pants

My mate clocked my waistband while I was making the sofa bed 🙃

There's something about the combo of a wet nappy and colourful t-shirt that's just so toddler-coded. It's my favourite WFH fit 🍼

Sometimes it's liberating to be pantsed. People can see what a baby you really are 😅

Your old roomie had fallen on hard times, and was crashing with you. “A few days” turned to months And slowly but surely, he had stopped applying for jobs, and started gaming and watching cartoons instead. Until, eventually, you were on diaper duty. What a man-child! @nappyboysimon.bsky.social

POV: You've managed to shut the brat up, but how are you going to change his nappy? Let alone wrestle him into bed?

BDF always starts with the humiliating feeling of hefty huggies... It reinforces that I'm a good boy who's still in nappies and who'll remain totally toddler-brained from beginning to end 💩😵‍💫🤤🫠

Chef in (potty) training

All the cool kids do tummy time 🍼

Babysit me pls 👉👈

Playdate drip

Lil' King 👑

I'm just a lil' baby bear cub

I really hope that the other people in my training seminar didn't know what was happening off camera 👀

I'm not the only one that has to wear thick nappies while working, right? I'm not the only one that wets his nappy so much he has to sit on a changing mat, right? No way that I'm the baby of the office! 👀