Accidentally turned my rookies into some particularly ugly champions, so I've finally fixed that by de- and re-digivolving. Crisis averted 😨

In a mood to shove nerds in my pits for a bit, because they deserve a treat 💪

Also, I ate the Cum Cum Fruit

I'm sorry, your company is called WHAT

"Let's take ibuprofen together" 📸 @leolionz.bsky.social #SqueakySunday

Giving @benjibatart.bsky.social all the cake he can handle! Happy late birthday man ❤️ 🎨 @hornedicarus.bsky.social

Murrsuiters, I want to pick your brains about decisions when commissioning a partial for lewd purposes! Please DM here or on Telegram if you're willing to share thoughts c:

It's hard to articulate this properly, but I wish that I could help others have the same ego and confidence about how awesome they are as I do. Like, just got home from a furmeet today, and I may not be perfect, but I feel hot and appreciated and cool because I've learnt to be selfish over the years

Back to feeling LARGE and SMELLY again, lads 💪

Finally recovered enough to start my workout again. Keeping it light and easy to start with, to avoid any mischief. It's going to take effort to get back to that level of discipline! 💪

First beer in yonks, missed it 💜

Oh yeah I hadn't done a #FatCockFriday in a while. Have dick.

Since my recent ongoing health issues, I've started preing way more than I used to. Wondering if it was the antibiotics kickstarting something, or my ongoing antihistamines, or something else. Not complaining though 💦

I receive: a blowjob You receive: my cock in your throat

Me and who tho 🍑

Happy vore day, yadda yada yada, get in my ass 🍑

Having to put on CLOTHES for a dentist appointment, so THE MAN doesn't hassle me about my HUGE CHEST and MASSIVE DONG 🤬🤬👎💀😫

I keep noticing the slight curve of my pecs when out and about, and it's super euphoric. I made these 💪

Currently have a fever, chills and body exhaustion, so I've taken a sick day. Hoping it's just the body complaining after the manual labour of painting the fence! Slept for most of the day so far. 😴

Am now in a strong anal vore pred mood, thanks to a friend filling out my ass nicely 🍑 For the record, new rat Bishop is an occasional CV and AV pred, if he feels mean enough 👀

You hired Bishop to paint your fence. You forgot to specify "with paint", so I hope you don't mind a bunch of sticky white ropes breaking up the dull brown. He says it looks much better this way, more rustic. You can either come clean up, or give him something else to paint instead 💦

Wake up, it's time to choke on rat cock 🍆

Jerk off with your friends, get real comfy 🍆🍆🍆🍆

In the mood to smoosh cake against faces. Don't care who, just really grrrrind it in there 🍑

Replaying Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, and I'm hungry for Babussy 👀

In the mood to just sliiiiiide into friend bum, pump 'em full of cream, and move onto the next one 🍑 Put this thing to good use 🥴

I hear Ratpole Alley is quite popular nowadays. If you want a tour, Bishop can give you one.

One thing I'm really happy with: before I started my workout routine back in January, my ass was jiggly but sort of droopy. You could easily feel the bone if you squeezed enough. I've discovered that it's now "developed" enough that I can't feel the bone no matter how much I squeeze. Feels good 🍑💜

Pushing through some med-induced tiredness to continue lining a pic. Coming along nicely so far!

Showing pit in every thirst trap tank top pic, just as a treat 💪

Making good progress with the next pic. Slow going as always, but that was inevitable!

Currently working out to refresh after a long, sticky night. Window's open, and it's just started to rain - I can feel that feeling of "it's a new day" washing over me. Lovely c: That being said, I could still eat an ass right about now.

Can you smell it in the air? It's new OC season, baby. Here's Bishop, my smelly rat man. Still refining, but I wanted to get something down to work from. He lives in tank tops, over-shares about his sweaty balls and assumes everyone shares his taste in, well, everything.

Been trying a dry run of tadalafil (cialis) this weekend to see if it'll help with consistent topping. It's behaving as it should so far, with little to no noticeable side effects, which is great. But damn, these chubs are PLUMP. Makes me wanna rub 'em against people even more than usual 🥴

Side note: despite the stink talk lately, I do still have good hygiene. But the easiest way for someone who's neurospicy and horny to commit to an exercise routine is to make it kinky and hot, and it's worked so far 🤷 If I'm smelly in public, it's DESPITE washing, anti-persp and preventative steps!

Fuck, just realised I'm gonna have to start describing pit stank more than just "a smelly smell that smells smelly". Need an armpit sommelier to really swish it around and describe the bouquet 💪👃

Morning all It's leg day, so I'll need you to be a good little cushion when I'm finished, okay? You're OK with that. 🍑

Having to give praise to colleagues at work and I had to catch myself before I used "dad voice" with them in Teams 😁 Pause, think, THEN type.

Bad boys end up in The Pit. Good boys too, but that's not the point. 💪

Fuck, I'm fragrant today. Need to rub myself against someone.

Happy Stitch Day! So glad we have this ally at our side! #stitch #nsfw #pride

Thinking of fun slogans for tank tops that aren't COMPLETELY impossible to wear in public. I need a "Chicago rat hole" one... and maybe just "RAT PIT", because that could totally mean anything, right? 💪💦

Thinking of making some more custom tank tops. Does anyone rate any print services in particular, specifically for decent quality tank tops? (Preferably UK-based folks but not a deal breaker)

Damn body, I know I've been fixating on sweaty pits recently, but it's cool and breezy outside - why did you decide to turn my tank top into the Flavour Country Public Reservoir after a nice relaxing walk? 💦

Mentally I'm here rn

SEX RAT

Tip for surviving British summer: your friends make excellent sweatrags. Super absorbent, and free! Just grab and shove yhem into your damp pits. With enough practice, soon they won't even need your "help", they'll take care of your underarms for you.

I may not be the biggest fan of the hot nights when trying to sleep, but summer means I get to wear tank tops without layers on top, and that always makes me feel Very Gender, this year especially 💪💪

Feeling Big and Grr after my workout. Someone come here so I can choke ya a bit 😘

Not me leaving this on loop while I spend a bit of time on rat ref sheet www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz5A...