@guerillacricket.bsky.social I have thoroughly enjoyed the reminiscences from the 1900s

@guerillacricket.bsky.social For while others chased textbook perfection, The Guerillas preferred insurrection. Every maiden they'd spoil With a pun or a foil— Proof that laughter's the finest selection.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social There once was a cricketing crew, Who called every over askew. With a jingle and jest, They made silence a pest— And the scorecard was merely the view.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social Cummings? Opened for NZ didn’t he?

@guerillacricket.bsky.social I can assure you Abu Dhabi is far hotter…

@guerillacricket.bsky.social Now in English - “Those ain’t pies, innit”

@guerillacricket.bsky.social Neither of those are pies. You say either are of those are pies in the antipodeans, you are likely to be hung, drawn, and quartered.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social “England just bat normally”. Tell him he’s dreaming

@guerillacricket.bsky.social Not bad pronunciation - “tongue - e - y”