B33< the piss talk k33ps going on and im having a hard time telling if they are being serious……………… mrow

B33< one ear being yapped in about piss the other tryfang to focus on whatever is going on around here. mewow

B33< mrrrrrrph yeah!

B33< chat he doesnt know the joke i had so much confidence in that one

B33< thats like literally my thing sometimes

B33< why wont you wait 38 seconds and find out. B33< *they say, putting their hair in a pulled back and tight ponytail*

B33< stop CLOCKING me

B33< you are a fool who thought to listen to 38 year old john, i can not defend or support you as i know his games and have played them before. B33< you should have stepped back, little den master, and dropped the monstpurrs. now suffer consequences, which happen to be rocks you have to piss out.

B33< he is 38 seconds away furrom getting it

B33< mew are going to get kidney stones and regret everything ever trust me i know how this ends

B33< i am twenty something inches in your d

B33< google show me pictures of my wife (husband) (naked)

B33< whats it like being 38 years old and a mega fureak

B33< educate him 38 year old john @rxngwraith.bsky.social

B33<

B33< enjoying the moment of life. thanks fur asking. i have somefang to share with you. i n33d 20,000,000 dollars.

B33< whats this suppose to mean!

B33< i know that smell ANYWHERE

B33< LOOKING RESPECTFULLY

B33< meow meow meow. mew mew. mrrph mowmeow.

B33< anyway im supurr cool and purrfect and really adorable

B33< look at you giving dave a full on crisis

B33< which ring

B33< nya, yaknow

B33< looks at john thoughtfully…

B33<

B33< i n33d to feast

[ you are so genuinely happy right now it’s sickening. ] B33< mew mew mew! B33< mow mow meow wow meow

B33< * the coolest cat is already happurrly wiggling their hips to a beat only they can hear! the feline is thrilled to have a new partner for this dance, and thinks very highly of that who joined them with such eagerness and acceptance! *

B33< are we about to shake our phat asses together in harmony right meow? B33< oh purrlease get a tail, pls pls pls im so serious right meow

[ you are now interested in everything Dave has to say, so long it relates to you, cats, or you and cats at the same time. ] B33< B33< meow h33h33

B33< I HAVENT MEOWED YET BUT I CAN? B33< nya

B33< what the fuck man! B33< actually i cant argue with mew on this? you have cornered me and i cant get out without shaking my purretty little hips in a saucy way to distract the predator that is your ruthlessness.

B33< bro told him hes gay…

B33< this poor boy hasnt had his yaoi arc yet!!

B33< i remember having that cocky ass attitude. * hit my blunt *

B33< ARE MEW MAKING FUN OF ME?????

B33< he has spotted the precious that is john, we HAVE to kill him

B33< MEWRE ASS IS GRASS

B33< FURRUCK HIM UP!!

B33< JUMP HIM!! JUMP DAVE!!!

B33< ha ha i swap spit with j

B33< aye yo this early in the meowning

B33< i miss a lot of people

B33<

B33< is it hot in here or is it just the oven

B33< he only likes me beclaws i got a phat ass

B33< hehe w33nie

B33< dont call me out

B33< maybe meow i can get the two handed GRIP