the greatest minds of our generation are modding mario games because it's the clearest path they see to making a positive change in the world. making it so f.l.u.d.d. from mario sunshine has more moves

this is what marathon looks like

current day college students grew up on Minecraft: New Nintendo 3DS Edition.

you can tell Pragmata's been in development for like 10 years because it has a mythical type of white guy protagonist that only exists in games like Vanquish and Binary Domain

not going to play mewgenics if it features the voices of ethan and hila klein because their voices have brought me close to the point of vomiting before. it's a risk i'm not willing to take

just saw the commercial where they de-age sam neill to make him dr. dinosaur man again and he straight up looks like odo

just played the Pragmata demo and it seems sick. one of the only modern action games where I appreciate having damage numbers, because there are so many interlocking mechanics that it's actually useful feedback

finally realized whats been bugging me about the weird look of the DQVII remake

feeling nostalgic for 2024

so long gay arahabaki

two pieces of art that made me feel miserable about the universe: Memnoch the Devil by Anne Rice and Shin Megami Tensei V

i just heard an ultravox song and damn i gotta replay metal gear solid v the phantom pain. the midge ure effect...........

"let people enjoy things"

dragon's dogma 2 definitely isn't getting its own dark arisen expansion and that makes me so sad. dd2 is the only AAA game of this console generation that mattered

Beowulf recruiting new allies #FFT

dr. slump / psx natsume, 1999

they should make a season of the white lotus about the cast of a new star trek series on paramount+ filming on location and pissing off the locals by talking like zooey deschanel characters

you could have been rich on etsy... if you only learned to game

kanye's verse on mercy is almost will.i.am level

bucks fans booing giannis is 100x more shameful than raptors fans booing vince carter. god should strike down wisconsin with a meteor

Grass whistles #FFT #art

It's just been such a hellish year. Hell year on the hellsite amirite hahaha. The global rise of fascism is so scary to me. The way the Overton Window has shifted. That's why it was so heartening to play Expedition 33. It saved me. You can read more about that on my Substack,

my top songs of 2025: Caroline Polachek - On The Beach Rosalía - Sexo, Violencia Y Llantas Mylène Farmer – Confession Kanye West - Cousins NMIXX - High Horse KEY - Hunter Danny Brown ft. Underscores - Copycats Jim Legxacy - I Just Banged a Snus In Canada Water

finally got that chess chievo i wanted

isn't it strange that we're in our 4th decade of 80s nostalgia and nobody is making songs that sound like this

stardust crusaders is now in the same rotation as star trek tng where i fondly remember a random episode early in the morning and then look forward to watching it all day

Peak is prob my goty. seems like people stopped talking about it entirely after it fell out of the zeitgeist but it's such a gratifying systemic multiplayer game. getting your little goobers up on top of a thing is a primal intrinsic reward and they made a bunch of fun doohickeys to help you do it

now you're speaking my language video game

the mad dog of shimano strikes again...

becoming a damn Party House savant #ufo50

participated in my first ever in-person chess tournament today. finished 10th out of 27 players. learned a lot. it's totally different from on the computer

my Monster Hunter Dos character after 200 hours. some brutal mmo padding decisions in this game but it's still very fun

i listened to every version of Oscar Fever last night and i'm still dying laughing at this

the ending of this fight was the most violent shit i've ever seen kiryu do #yakuza0

it's crazy that the best pop song of 2025 is caroline polachek - on the beach from death stranding 2: on the beach

registered for my first in-person chess tournament. i have a week to prepare for being awake at 10 am

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the coolest most fuckable guy in tv history is nigel thornberry

we're here to listen to Lynn Minmay - Do You Remember Love so turn that mediocre bullshit off

looking forward to the No Andrew Schulz edit of the street fighter movie. literally the worst comedian in america

All the stars are here for the 2025 Game Awards

tonight's gamey awards will be an invocation of doom. and not the kind gamers love

i was sick all of november and now i'm trying to fix my sleep schedule and get to bed before 3 am. but also there's a freestyle chess tournament happening in cape town and i need to watch magnus carlsen vs javokhir sindarov LIVE

nintendo patching the BLSS glitch out of breath of the wild but leaving a bunch of other ones in means somebody on that team wanted speedruns to be fun to watch again. it's fun to see the physics engine exploited, not completely circumvented

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reading berserk always makes me want to start another dragon's dogma playthrough. it really is the best guts (and casca) simulator on the market