Irene the alien is literally hot like idgaf

Gymming before going on a walk in the woods oh the health icon that I am

Aly & Aj fighting for album of the year this is too good

Overwatch randomly becoming better than marvel rivals okayyy

Got an annoying email at work and immediately applied for a new job like I will put in my notice so fast

Garcelle serving cunt at the reunion then quitting is kind of iconic though I can’t lie

The way I still need to watch Anora… 🙈

Anxiety attack before work oh I contain multitudes

10 years of my favorite album of all time I still remember listening to it every day after work when it first dropped 😭 open.spotify.com/album/3TGFAD...

inviting the love of my life over so we can make these together out of our cums

Susan storm being forced into heterosexuality by marvel is criminal

new Addison Rae is a major serve just as we’ve come to expect 😊

Teams is totally unusable at work I’m just sitting here while IT fiddles with my computer

Called out sick and played marvel rivals for 4 hours to climb up to Diamond 1 😵‍💫

We all remember where we were when this dropped open.spotify.com/track/2EZHO9...

Hi gays

Listened to new Gaga 3 times at the gym today I’m obsessed

Jill Stein somewhere fingering herself while trump and Elon dismantle the country

this RHOSLC reunion is feeling like a takedown of my good friend Meredith Marks and I’m pissed!

Ptown vacation week booked for July

Kylie outsold

Alanis Morisette in this sex and the city episode oh I am living

Neeeed to expand my music library so Tori Amos streamings are NOW

I don’t wanna work out anymore I wanna go play marvel rivals 😭

Marvel rivals is too good I fear…

I’d suck idk

Matty Healy starting a fight with Azealia to defend Charli is so insane like 😭😭

Need Spotify wrapped nowwww

2019 ➡️ 2024 This is crazy…

Deeeply obsessed with a song of ice and fire again the hyper fixation is too strong

why am I seeing so many skeets about Drake I need to follow more homosexuals

old best friend randomly texting he misses being friends with me like hello what am I supposed to do with that

Got a new job today thank you GOD!

Every episode of sex and the city Carrie finds a new way to embarrass herself with Big its crazy

Just posted on my company’s Instagram page

Skye Rylie shady af/diva moments

Neeeed a new job but the interview process makes me wanna die

Hag

Waaait you can post Spotify links? Elon you are BONES open.spotify.com/track/5xyaPw...

Oh this gag…

Everyone at the airport is the worst person ever born except for me of course

Big is moving to paris

Vacation ending tomorrow the horrors are about to commence