What an expertly called shot

may have accidentally committed murder by complimenting the cashier who helped bag all of my purchases very neatly in one bag by calling them a “master bagger” that in hindsight, as i sat in my car, sounded like “masturbator” because they just crumpled over after i said it

The news is terrible but I’m going to continue posting birds and frogs and flowers and the sky because looking at nature can help us keep going in the face of all the awful. Please take good care of yourselves #birds 🌿

My son Jiang Cheng (Mo Dao Zu Shi) arrived! 🥰🥰 Printed and painted beautifully by @skullysinner.bsky.social, sculpt by Luon of Kuru Figures. I love him so much.

having a meeting

surprise everyone i am in pokemon

Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves! Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?

BROWT GANG

borbs

ranma 1/2. either angelfie or geocities deficated shrine site 🙂‍↕️ did not understand what fanfic was and thought these were translated manga summaries.

Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

video.weibo.com/show?fid=103... sobbing sobbing sobbing

I love The Unstuffed 🥹 #dranart #3zun

Xiao jie and da xiao jie 🤭 #mdzs #jiangcheng #jinling #jinlingsuncle #youngmistress

How I feel drawing anything rn

Bingpup running an errand for Shizun. I wonder what’s in his bag. #svsss #bingpup

조카 #MDZS #마도조사 #魔道祖師

금릉 아기 만두같다는 코멘트를 보고...😭💓 평소의 예쁘다/귀여워가 아닌 듯함.

😭😭😭 woke up from a dream where i was explaining and teaching how to use AfterEffects will i not even know peace in my sleep???

You’ve offered me glue three times! #svsss

You don't need an AI companion, you need a friend or three who'll reliably write 400k+ words of unpublishable private literature with you.

Just a Gogo... #finalfantasy

#bingyuan ft. trans shen yuan! #svsss

I also have this little 🤏 drawing of elf!Jiang Cheng as a gift for my Shixiong 🩵🪷 @/Werecakes on X #MDZS #JiangCheng

純子さん

“a-ling, stop horsing around…” 🐴🎉 #applesdraw #jiangcheng #jinling

i was so locked in on the lewds i completely forgot about new year

#XiCheng #XiYin play me, boy | Bdsm age gap w pet play | Ch 10 (2/2) update | 14K Happy Valentine's day 💙💜 JC really happy experiencing subspace in this one 😺 archiveofourown.org/works/672087...

Happy Valentine’s Day 🌹

Happy Valentine’s Day!!! Wanyin is just playing hard to get 🤭💜💙

#jiangcheng #liuqingge #liucheng #svsss #mdzs Happy Valentine's day!!!🎀

kyosato

Drew Shen Qingqiu from svsss :> #svsss #scumvillainselfsavingsystem #art #digitalart #shenqingqiu

I found an extra Azem jacket in my stock. It's the one I sent to my photographer so it is used lightly and has since been washed so - giveaway? Size L ⭐Repost to enter ⭐Ends Sat 14th ⭐No need to follow, but appreciated (i do art!) Good luck! #FF14 #FFXIV

satokyo whatever satomi-kun wants

Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.

I love shading things purely based on vibes where's the light source? wish I knew

💛 - #MDZS #JinLing

リオン🗡️

"Fly with me, and let me be your wings" ~~ Thumbelbinghe and immortal fairy Shen Qingqiu for the SVSSS fairy tale zine 🪻 #svsss #bingqiu (Details below)

“good morning, Jiang Cheng 💖!” sighing dreamily about a kidnapped JC 🥰 #applesdraw #jiangcheng

TOFU 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Shen Jiu and liushen 💀💀 #liushen #svsss #sairusb

#LiuQingge #SVSSS

#xiancheng #羡澄

i wish we have silly polls here