French vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe!

shoves a bomb pop down your throat.. GAG BITCH

drown your existential dread in a scoop of ice cream.

lick that ice cream off deez nuts.

got some yellow snow cones for you fuckers!

sounds like a jolly good time!

sure! if you'd like.

as it concerns his competition, if you can't beat em, face fuck 'em!

the grille of my truck is marketed towards them when going 60 mph in a schoolzone.

i serve adults only. kids are fuckin' scabs.

oh, yes! everyone loves my special blend of 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐅𝐀𝐓 𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐒 in their ice cream!

business is booming! i've been experimenting with all new flavors and the patrons love it so!

perhaps . . we got off on the wrong foot. names rick. i'm a . . local . . ice cream man. a private purveyor, unaffiliated with those large chains therefore unequipped to provide you with such flavors. you understand.

thanks, pal. one "candy" cigarette in exchange.

THIS ISN'T BASKIN FUCKIN' ROBBIBS, PUMPKIN FUCKER!

you know i do, john. you know i do.

i see her quite often. all the time infact! she's always been very welcoming to me!

i like the way you think, little bunny! say, ever met a girl named lucy? she's usually in the sky with diamonds!

glad you warned me! i was about to start snorting like crazy!

who wants to suck my balls!? new ice cream balls now available! listen for the jingle, my balls will make your tongue tingle!

i've got ice cream, as always! or fresh organs, but perhaps thats an acquired interest . .

❝There a million ways to kill someone that leaves them able to walk away❞ 𝖶𝗋𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖳𝖺𝗀: #ArticulaɫℯGℯm 𝖫𝗂𝗍⎥𝖣𝖾𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾⎥𝖤𝗑𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗐/ 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝖱𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖥𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐

that bitch looks like she could use a scoop or two to loosen up!

⠀⠀𝑀𝐴𝑅𝑆𝐻𝐴 𝑄𝑈𝐼𝑆𝑇. ⠀The Howling. | (N)SFW. | Horror. | RP. | Written by, #𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑 🩸. | ♡ + ↺

i love a good nut in my ice cream. i like to bust them out myself, in fact!

if you'd like them!

there's an abundance of glaze in every nut!

savory and sweet is a classic combo!

𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

someone sure has a sweet tooth! and fantastic taste as well!

french vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe!

happy new year! take care of those healthy eating resolutions later on! have ice cream today!

anyone have any spare teeth?

vicky ought to be more generous with her scoops. i think we've become close enough that i can call her vicky now.

Ricky's got a pretty nice smile.

now 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 guy is spooky!

𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐇 𝚃𝚆𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙻 #𝐑ᴀᴠᴇɴ𝐇ᴇx

now you have a true 𝗜𝗰𝗲 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗠𝗮𝗻 to fear!

this is just my face!?

i didn't say anything!

everyone dig in!

do you happen to have any squid ink croissants?!

i think this calls for an 𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮!