I cannot emphasize how much of The Lord’s work is done by good lighting

Heavy Little Pull Day. Also this tank top is way too small. Intentionally.

Heavy Little Pull Day. Also this tank top is way too small. Intentionally.

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After not cumming for 3 weeks, it hurts to wake up 😅. Halloween cannot get here fast enough 😭

The lighting in the locker room at work is doing amazing work for my shoulders rn 🙌💪

The lighting in the locker room at work is doing amazing work for my shoulders rn 🙌💪

Anyone like ‘em shiny? ✨

Anyone like ‘em shiny? ✨

Illusion of choice and the lie of hope in the US political system

Saw an insane but effective take: "consider we have just received actual footage of a ufo getting hit by a hellfire missile and surviving, THAT's how incriminating the Epstein files are"

Tonight’s pump brought to you by ben & jerrys pumpkin cheesecake

Not disappointed using this as my preworkout mixer. Actually kinda good

First gym day in a couple weeks. How are we feeling about the hair? 😅

Leading gym crush candidate is the 6’ beefy ginger with the pythons 🤩

Taking 3 pen rips with my preworkout because I fight WITH my demons, not against them

Krypto. Get the toy!

This pump brought to you by Vietnam 🇻🇳

Just when I give up caffeinated preworkout this beauty comes along

Forcing the work to happen after work. Who scheduled a Pull Day the day after dropkick practice

I’m really gonna need gyms to start banning these old guys leaving changing stalls and shower curtains wide open 😖

Netanyahu found shitting himself with rage

Right when I’m feeling small, and the pump isn’t pumping, I get asked if I’m on gear 😅 We all natty though babes 😘

Jacking off is a lot like basketball bc sometimes you dribble and sometimes you shoot

Realizing I accidentally infiltrated The Straights™️ when a coworker asked if I’d seen the F1 movie because it “seemed like my kind of thing”

Big dumb and ready to cum

Whet to an art exhibition today and this made me think of some of you (and me). Osmar Schindler (b. Germany, 1867 - d. Germany, 1927) “Muskelspiel” (Muscle Play), 1907 Oil on canvas

This AND a Mamdani win? NY keeps posting W’s

Feeling big but somehow smoll 🙈

I know I’ve made it when the guy in a black us flag shirt and punisher hat keeps popping angry glances over 😂 like oops, sorry the f*g is bigger than you

🥵 #legday

When 3 corners look like this 💀 Anyway so practice is cancelled 🫡

onlyfans.com/1779390127/j... A 🏳️‍🌈 little Push Day at the gym 💪

We all know who tops here 😂

Nautilus machines are no joke. Plate load bicep curls? Humbling. 🥵😰

Shoulder Press is one of the best exercises for showing off the body tbh 💪🏳️‍🌈🔥

Something about back shots 😅 onlyfans.com/1768569477/j...

Baked Protein Oatmeal 😋

When you develop a bullseye rash but it ends up being a mild allergic reaction to a particularly aggressive mosquito bite 😮‍💨 (it faded in like 8 hours)

Chest & Back Day. So naturally gotta show a**

Training back always feels unproductive until you finally see the product 😳

Making use of the extra calories.

Yea… so… is he a gop plant?

I consistently traumatize my friends 😅