My glory hole arrived today. Now I have to figure out where to set it up. 🤔

Chili without beans is just Bolognese. Beans are what make chili what it is. Fight me. 💋

I know you said "just a taste" but I can't let you leave starving. 💋 🎨: DanaPhus

It's probably time to sit down, focus, listen carefully and learn... something with @skullysinz.bsky.social ~❤️ #art #nsfw #nsfwart

Will be digging through these baddies tonight @ 6pmEST and picking our favorite recipes to cook in the future!! Have any cook book recommendations? Please share!!! 💋

Will be digging through these baddies tonight @ 6pmEST and picking our favorite recipes to cook in the future!! Have any cook book recommendations? Please share!!! 💋

If you see this post boob 👀

Destroying Paladins in my dreams. I want to make it a reality. 💋

SCHMEDULE FOR THE WEEK (For once). Thursday is going to be a blast sorting through my cookbooks and picking my (and chats) favorite recipies! 💋

I love how when I was growing up, The orc side of my family (hunters) would tell me "it's chicken" or "it's beef" to prevent little me from getting grossed out at dinner. Nowadays though I gravitate towards game meat though and prefer a dish with bison, elk, or pheasant etc.

Fuck dude, I'm so over this "Spring" weather. 💋

When all they got on me is that I'm a fatty. Well that's never stopped me from being folded like a pretzel and eaten like a little Debbie snack. 💋

Skully why do you have random bruises on your thighs and arms? Well my work husband likes to throw things at me randomly to make sure I'm paying attention. The work husband:

I got called Avuncular. I'm going to wear that with pride, I've officially evolved from Daddy to Uncle 😎

When he's going to town on you and suddenly puts his hand over your mouth saying: "Be Quiet, you're turning me on too much" 🫠

I have such a love for accents, they're an instant turn on. All of them except the Boston accent. I dry up instantly. Stupid ass accent. 💋

So Scotland is playing in Boston this weekend. I'm going hunting, where's my plaid skirt. 💋

1. Getting into the left lane behind a driver with a Massachusetts plate and expect them to be passing the other lanes. 2. Thinking a Massachusetts driver will be going above the speed limit in the left lane. 3. A Massachusetts driver camping in the left lane.

Came so hard while recording content my squirt hit the "stop recording" button. 💋

Come and get it💋

I guess I got adopted by a new kink group. 👀

When you have a friendship keychain with someone that's 10,000 miles away ❤️

why is ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ a tag on nhentai.... which one of you degens....

I need more Orcs in my life. If you happen to know of other orc creators please send me links!!! I also am looking for more orc doujin so if you got the sauce, I have pasta in need of getting messy. 💋

I'm having so many wholesome thoughts right now. 💋

I didn't talk about this much last time because my internet was cucking me but I'm trying it again tonight!! Let me cook you up a succulent (not chinese) meal! 💋

I didn't talk about this much last time because my internet was cucking me but I'm trying it again tonight!! Let me cook you up a succulent (not chinese) meal! 💋

That feeling when a Top you haven't talked to in over 5 years finds you on a dating app. He used to have me completely restrained and would strap a Hitachi wand to me for hours. Am I in danger? 💋

How I like it. 💋

Day trip into Boston means a stop at Chinatown for amazing skin care, and delicious food 💋 These were the fluffiest Takoyaki I've ever had.

Nothing like having a debut cooking stream postponed due to an Internet outage. Woooooo. I'll try again tomorrow I guess 😭

The farm where I work is attached to a preschool of sorts. Nothing is more humbling than having one of the kids come up to me and say: "I went to Turks and Caicos last week, have you ever been?" Enjoy it while you can little bro. 😭

Throwing it back today with some Gauntlet Dark Legacy with the tastiest Skele-boy in town @mc-bone.bsky.social ! Come chill while he verbally abuses me (lovingly bullies) for your entertainment!!! 💋

Ended up having a dream that was so hot and heavy ... I orgasmed in my sleep. How do I tip my Incubus? 💋

Ewh.

HaH that last one was a joke. Here's my ACTUAL Schedule for this week! 💋

The first cuts from my garden are always my herbs. ❤️ Nothing beats cooking with your own home grown produce 💋

MULTIPLAYER MAY: Week 4 FINAL WEEK! (Stream Schedule 5/24-5/31) THU: GAUNTLET DARK LEGACY w/ @skullysinz.bsky.social FRI: Starting DARK SOULS 3 SEAMLESS CO-OP w/ @vtwhite.bsky.social SAT: MARVEL COSMIC INVASION w/ @vaporskull.bsky.social SUN: Continuing BOREDERLANDS w/ @mepper96.bsky.social

I love that all my close friendships devolve into bathroom selfie while on the toilet. God I love my friends. 💋

What are these TEMU ewoks?

How do you all add whimsy to your life?

How to brat without being a cunt 101 💋

OMG THANK YOU!! This is so cute!! 💋💋💋💋

I love/hate how vacays fuck up my routine. What do you mean I have to work and do chores. Fuck that.

Things Top says that make me giggle: "Take your panties off and go get your pillow" (with a thigh tap) 💋

Teaching basics made easy thanks to @5-ish.bsky.social 💋

Watching someone kneading dough is mesmerizing... I've never been so jealous of an inanimate object in my life. 💋

The toll for this ride is always paid in gummies 💋

I don't know why but Cardistry is incredibly sexy, and an honest to goodness turn on. I don't know why, I don't know how bit god DAMN does it have me acting up. 💋

Stick them to my walls too... Like a fun house. 💋