That line from "WAP" where they say "I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage" but it's "I want you to vote for Count Binface instead of Nigel Farage!"

Lost my job and it's been mega stressful. But in the last ten days I've painted 8 Red Corsair Raiders, 5 Nemesis Claw Legionaries, and a whole-ass Defiler, so that's been nice.

A pair of Age of Sigmar undead intended to be used as 40k Daemon Princes.

Chaplain for my Blood Angels successor, the Daughters of the Dragon, and a heavy bolter Havoc for my Chaos Space Marines.

Two Tyranid Screamer-Killers which complete my 1000 point Crusher Stampede.

Praxis, sister 🙏🌈 #pridemonth

You can't resist fascism by using AI. You can't resist fascism by using AI. You can't resist fascism by using AI. You can't resist fascism by using AI. You can't resist fascism by using AI. You can't resist fascism by using AI. You can't resist fascism by using AI.

I love that the Tyranid Maleceptor comes with a little squashed Space Marine Terminator you can put under its foot.

There must be a better way to work around Meta's censorship blitz than these red censor bars. It always makes me imagine a word that is 10x worse, creating this situation where the point gets lost because I think the Servant put a sword to his master's d!ck while Regan f*cked him dead from behind.

I want to go back to a time when I didn't know what screwworms were. That time was three minutes ago.

Had I not discovered John Blanche, his art, and the worlds he created all those years ago, I would not be who I am today. No other single living artist has shaped me as much. I turn 50 this year and I feel like with his passing, so passes the last part of my youth. Farewell.

It looks more red than pink here, but in person it is very pink in keeping with my Hive Fleet, Polyphemus. Anyway, here's the Swarmlord.

WHAT I PAINTED ON VACATION PT. 2:Since Daemons are apparently still a thing in 11th, hopefully they'll lift the restriction on Daemon allies requiring mandatory Battleline units. But should they not, these Blue Horrors & their Brimston "offspring" will finally get my Changeling proxy on the field.

WHAT I PAINTED ON VACATION PT. 1: Starting a Crusher Stampede for my custom Hive Fleet, Polyphemus. Really loved painting this Psychophage and magnetized Haruspex/Exocrine in the Fleet's colors of pink and black with magenta highlights and blue tentacles.

The Simpsons' best chalkboard gag ever was the one where Bart was writing "I should not be twenty-one by now."

Chaos Space Marine Mutilator painted using @heresyforheretics.bsky.social Night Lords method, which I've used for a while. Been in a slump regarding CSM but this is the most fun I've had painting one in a few years. These are wonderful sculpts.

Appropriate thing to come across today since I was already thinking of it while painting a Chaos Space Marine Mutilator.

A Rainbow Warrior marine, who are not LGBTQ per se, but chuds often mistake them as such and I'm happy to play along. And also an Aeldaei Farqueer of Biel-Pan Cradtworld

Finally finished a Repulsor Executioner for my Crimson Fists. Going thr contrast paint route was a mistake. Next time I have to paint a vehicle by hand bc the airbrush is being temperamental I'll just use regular paint for even coverage.

here u go u sickos

"I play Crimson Fists." "SO YOU ARE A PROUD SON OF ROGAL DORN?" "No, I'm a fan of the Space Marines who started it all in WH40k Rogue Trader, where I started with them. Rogal Dorn wasn't even a thing then and he sounds like a silly fast food mascot!"

This Chaos Knight War Dog took way too long to paint. I chose to use a slow, tricky painting style, not realizing how maddening it would be on a model this size. But I love the result. Fallen Knight house Wyvorn lives again

Slightly diminish a book Something Morally Questionable This Way Comes

15 best movies; don't think about it too hard! (Not in krder) Return of the Living Dead Pulp Fiction Casablanca Aliens Akira Time Bandits Star Wars ESB The Secret of NIMH The Last Unicorn The Thing Big Trouble in Little China Lady Hawke Blade Runner The Shining Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

Every time I see this model my inner Leslie Knope activates and I want to say, "Hekaton, you poetic, noble land fortress."

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week to the Artillery Witch from Trench Crusade

Let's do some numbers just for "fun": Assume every person who visited that month did so twice. That's 31 Million men. Assume every person who did so every day for a month (30 days), that's 2,066,666.66(repeating) men. Look, one man was already to many, but that's way beyond one man. 1/

So many but a few always stay with me: John Blanche, Michel "Away" Langevin, Salvador Dali, Hieronymous Bosch

Whassup, bruh? Pound it!

Checked every FLGS for miles and not a new Defiler to be had. Luckily I had this old one I nearly forgot about. Gatling guns are leftover from my 3rd party Blood Angels Landraider and are meant to be excruciator cannons, which the old Defiler doesn't have, or at least this one didn't.

4 minis painted in one day. Marines done entirely with AK paint markers and Quick Markers, except the eye lenses. Redemptor looks good for an FDM print.

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

"Do retcons right, not in a tweet!" Dude, If GW'd had Twitter back in '87 Leman Russ would've been promoted from general to Primarch at 4:57am GMT on a Tuesday and the Rainbow Warriors would've been demoted from founding Legion to near-extinct chapter 67 comments deep in a thread about las-pistols.

"Wow. Okay. Here I thought having a skull helmet was just kinda *my* thing but I guess apparently we're ALL doing it now. Whatever, it's fine. No, really, it's fine. All on the same team and what not. Yay Imperium. Sure. Yeah." - The first Chaplain to see Reiver Marines, probably

Person: “This story is important! Look at whats happening!” *paywall blocks after 2 paragraphs* *subscription notice* *known nazi bar website* *”we notice you have an adblocker…”* Person is now mad: “Why is no one aware if this??” *ONE YEAR LATER: IT HAPPENS* Everyone: “Why weren’t we warned?!?”

Going to my first 40k tournament this weekend so I had to finally get my Slaughterbound painted. I went full ham on the metallics on this one and it made me so happy. I love true metallic metal and I'm tired of pretending that I don't.

Some time ago I scored a good deal on some Terminators for my World Eaters. They were already beautifully painted red that I didn't want to mess with except for two. So I gave them my signature purple/red WE scheme w/ the new Vallejo true metallic. Love how they look.

So we're going to the moon or something right now? And I don't even fucking care. Am I supposed to care? Sorry, but Mankind can't do giant leaps right now because it's wearing big, heavy boots that are only good for stamping on a human face forever.

Hey military folks, is this really the kind of goofball shit your commanding officers really say to you? How did you all make it through your enlistments with a straight face? Do US military officers really talk the way that 7 year-olds imagine them talking like? Grown ups don't talk this way.

Everyone has a 40k faction whose fan base they find more insufferable than others. For me it's Astra Militarum.

Horror YouTubers will title a video "ExecutionGore.Wav: the Internet's Most Disturbing Nightmare," then be like, "This story begins with Reddit user u/Bobby_Hill_Canonically_Bangs, whom I'll call Bangs from here on in..."

Now is not the time to ask your trans friends if they are okay. Now is the time to send your trans friends care packages, find them jobs, and ask your doctor about a HRT prescription you don't actually need.

Finished the characters from the Necrons half of the Indomitus set that I bought dirt cheap off ebay a few years ago. The Canoptek Reanimator made me realize Necrons are the faction Marvin the Martian would play because I can hear him exclaiming "Behold my Canoptek R-r-r-r-eanimatooor!"

Red Corsair Garlech "Tosser" Meyhew, who earned the epithet "Tosser" from friend and foe alike because, despite being well-armed for melee combat, he prefers hanging back and tossing grenades. Yet Tosser bears the nickname with pride. His methods are dishonorable, but his results unquestionable.

Another Night Lords Chosen that had escaped notice on my work table. Only upon taking the photos did I notice that the skull ornament on his backpack with its adjacent cables sort of looks like the Motorhead logo. He's my accidental tribute to recently deceased Motorhead guitarist Phil Campbell.

My first Red Corsair Raider - Sister Carmina Vachs: a Dominion of the Adepta Sororitas Order of the Blody Rose whose resentment of the superhuman Astartes ironically drove her to one of their most notorious members: Huron Blackheart who bestowed her the transhuman gift in exchange for her fealty

Markwayne sounds like the name of a shitty douchebag YouTuber with 8 million followers despite being the world's most obviously awful person.

Apparently ICE agents keep shooting themselves in the leg because they're idiots on top of ICE agent training being so minimal. These are the only numbers I want to see go up for these guys, keep at it