Let's do some numbers just for "fun": Assume every person who visited that month did so twice. That's 31 Million men. Assume every person who did so every day for a month (30 days), that's 2,066,666.66(repeating) men. Look, one man was already to many, but that's way beyond one man. 1/

So many but a few always stay with me: John Blanche, Michel "Away" Langevin, Salvador Dali, Hieronymous Bosch

Whassup, bruh? Pound it!

Checked every FLGS for miles and not a new Defiler to be had. Luckily I had this old one I nearly forgot about. Gatling guns are leftover from my 3rd party Blood Angels Landraider and are meant to be excruciator cannons, which the old Defiler doesn't have, or at least this one didn't.

4 minis painted in one day. Marines done entirely with AK paint markers and Quick Markers, except the eye lenses. Redemptor looks good for an FDM print.

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

"Do retcons right, not in a tweet!" Dude, If GW'd had Twitter back in '87 Leman Russ would've been promoted from general to Primarch at 4:57am GMT on a Tuesday and the Rainbow Warriors would've been demoted from founding Legion to near-extinct chapter 67 comments deep in a thread about las-pistols.

"Wow. Okay. Here I thought having a skull helmet was just kinda *my* thing but I guess apparently we're ALL doing it now. Whatever, it's fine. No, really, it's fine. All on the same team and what not. Yay Imperium. Sure. Yeah." - The first Chaplain to see Reiver Marines, probably

Person: “This story is important! Look at whats happening!” *paywall blocks after 2 paragraphs* *subscription notice* *known nazi bar website* *”we notice you have an adblocker…”* Person is now mad: “Why is no one aware if this??” *ONE YEAR LATER: IT HAPPENS* Everyone: “Why weren’t we warned?!?”

Going to my first 40k tournament this weekend so I had to finally get my Slaughterbound painted. I went full ham on the metallics on this one and it made me so happy. I love true metallic metal and I'm tired of pretending that I don't.

Some time ago I scored a good deal on some Terminators for my World Eaters. They were already beautifully painted red that I didn't want to mess with except for two. So I gave them my signature purple/red WE scheme w/ the new Vallejo true metallic. Love how they look.

So we're going to the moon or something right now? And I don't even fucking care. Am I supposed to care? Sorry, but Mankind can't do giant leaps right now because it's wearing big, heavy boots that are only good for stamping on a human face forever.

Hey military folks, is this really the kind of goofball shit your commanding officers really say to you? How did you all make it through your enlistments with a straight face? Do US military officers really talk the way that 7 year-olds imagine them talking like? Grown ups don't talk this way.

Everyone has a 40k faction whose fan base they find more insufferable than others. For me it's Astra Militarum.

Horror YouTubers will title a video "ExecutionGore.Wav: the Internet's Most Disturbing Nightmare," then be like, "This story begins with Reddit user u/Bobby_Hill_Canonically_Bangs, whom I'll call Bangs from here on in..."

Now is not the time to ask your trans friends if they are okay. Now is the time to send your trans friends care packages, find them jobs, and ask your doctor about a HRT prescription you don't actually need.

Finished the characters from the Necrons half of the Indomitus set that I bought dirt cheap off ebay a few years ago. The Canoptek Reanimator made me realize Necrons are the faction Marvin the Martian would play because I can hear him exclaiming "Behold my Canoptek R-r-r-r-eanimatooor!"

Red Corsair Garlech "Tosser" Meyhew, who earned the epithet "Tosser" from friend and foe alike because, despite being well-armed for melee combat, he prefers hanging back and tossing grenades. Yet Tosser bears the nickname with pride. His methods are dishonorable, but his results unquestionable.

Another Night Lords Chosen that had escaped notice on my work table. Only upon taking the photos did I notice that the skull ornament on his backpack with its adjacent cables sort of looks like the Motorhead logo. He's my accidental tribute to recently deceased Motorhead guitarist Phil Campbell.

My first Red Corsair Raider - Sister Carmina Vachs: a Dominion of the Adepta Sororitas Order of the Blody Rose whose resentment of the superhuman Astartes ironically drove her to one of their most notorious members: Huron Blackheart who bestowed her the transhuman gift in exchange for her fealty

Markwayne sounds like the name of a shitty douchebag YouTuber with 8 million followers despite being the world's most obviously awful person.

Apparently ICE agents keep shooting themselves in the leg because they're idiots on top of ICE agent training being so minimal. These are the only numbers I want to see go up for these guys, keep at it

These two Night Lords Chosen have been sitting on my paint table so long they had literally gathered dust. Unacceptable! I'm glad they're done now.

I found the Accursed Cultists a chore to paint. And I still have two more boxes. 😕

Now I know why the most common enemies in one of my all-time favorite video games, "Joust," are called bounders, because bounders would be the opposite of chivalrous knights.

I should get a hockey mask, paint silver, and whenever someone asks where I see myself in ten years, say, "In ten years you shall know me as the Humungus, ruler of the Wasteland!"

Painting Chaos Cultists gives me mixed feelings. They take more effort that Tyranid Termagaunts and similar chaff, yet still get shot off the table just as fast.

a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork. her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return. please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

As far as painting goes, you might say this week has been... Chaotic. I finished two Accursed Cultists, an EC Infractor, and an old Mutilator with a Juggernaut head to be run as a World Eaters Chaos Spawn.

Somebody watched 300 and thought it was a documentary.

I'm guilty of not always alt texting. I use Bluesky just irregularly enough that I forget it's something I need to do. But I'm trying to be better, and we all should be.

Two Necrons of the Prosek Dynasty getting ready to engage some Daemons that have emerged from the Warp rifts covering their planet. They'll probably make short work of the Nurglings. But I don't know about the Daemon Prince. What do you think?

Pink Skorpehk Blades. I'm gonna keep on dancing at the--

Speedpainted Nurglings. I spent more time waiting for them to dry than actually painting them.

I got you a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh for Valentines Day.

You mention the Niemoller poem online and some self-righteous Leftist will be like, "but Niemoller was a terrible guy!" Um... yeah. That's the poem's entire point. He was a complete douche, and being a complete doucje didn't protect him in the end.

Awakened when a Chaos Cult opened a series of warp rifts on the surface of their Tomb World, the Necrons of the Prosek Dynasty have arisen to purge it of all life that is not like their own.

Working on fem space sharks!

Dystopian settings make the struggle about the individuals, and smaller scale problems because the systems/enviroments/problems are so overwhelming its not a moral failing if you aren't actively ineffectively fighting the thing. I dig that.

Folks, please don’t tell artists they shouldn’t be making or selling their art right now. For many, it’s how they pay the bills. Art is vital during times like this. ALL ART. Whether it’s a protest sign or a book cover or just a beautiful drawing. It’s part of the heart of humanity.

Well damn. As much as I want more likes, that's the perfect number of likes!

The last time I was snowed in I painted a trio of Eightbound so I decided to continue the tradition. The guy with the perfect pedi is joined by two brutes in sensible boots.* *Autocorrect changed it to "brides in sensible boots" and I was tempted to leave it.

Driving away from Minneapolis today, with a heart both heavy and full. And I'm thinking about how the fascists claim to be fighting in the name of Christianity... They're making this big deal of a protest at a church. They're making these targeted arrests, claiming that anti-ICE is antireligious.

I want to know who my paints think they are that they can just dry up every time I get distracted on my phone for 30 minutes. I take that personally.

Um... ask black and brown people how they've not been treated as people for centuries. This didn't start because 4chan fuccbois in Call of Duty lobbies started calling people "NPCs" eight years ago.

Really, John Mitnick? You're enraged and embarrassed that the system you created is functioning exactly as designed?

Such is the skill of the Berzerker Beauticians of the World Eaters that the pedicures they bestow upon Khorne's chosen warriors do not chip, even as they charge barefoot across fields of molten lava. Beauty for the beauty god! Rizz for the Throne of Rizz!

TTRPG crowdfunding is an incredibly powerful tool for getting a surprise $60-$80 taken from your bank account because you forgot you backed somwthing weeks earlier, then, if you're very lucky, *maybe* getting that thing in the mail 3 years later when you no longer remember and/or care about it.