I hear this town is booming! open.substack.com/pub/robertsi...

Hungary’s Orban, Beacon to the Right, Concedes Election www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/w...

Used two spaces between all sentences…

I need compensation!

Ex Las Vegas Lights owner Brett Lashbrook & I are now Substack famous! Outstanding and thorough piece on the “Milwaukee Corned Beef Sandwich” for Milwaukee Mix by @marykatemurray.bsky.social. Well researched (what a fun assignment that must've been!)! 😀 substack.com/@marykatemur...

Musk’s Chatbot Flooded X With Millions of Sexualized Images in Days, New Estimates Show www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...

Why is it that everyone is surprised by what’s happening right now? If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

And I’m assuming it was unfixable - like if I Zelle the wrong amount?

#dogsoftheFline Friday edition.

I am now at the “oh F, I took 5000 photos over the past 5 days and only posted 1 and I’m flying home today phase” of the vacation.

Working on my fake French accent, because we’re headed to London and I’m trying to hide the fact that I’m American. Good idea—N’est-ce pas?

This is a good time to check out RobertSimonson.Substack.Com Monday,Feb 3-Sunday,Feb 9! Bourbon and Rye Week

Best Friday ever! Got the subway car with the one side of door that doesn’t open—never gonna be in anyone’s way! Sometimes the MTA’s downward slide is 💯

On this “Burns Night”…🥃🥃

They tried this in New York, decades ago, when they renamed Sixth Avenue “Avenue of the Americas.” In New York, it’s still called “Sixth Avenue.”

Marco Rubio is suspending the passport applications of trans people. Marco Rubio was confirmed by the Senate unanimously. Every Democrat voted for him.

Calling Trump voters Nazi enablers is not hyperbole. www.jurist.org/news/2025/01...

Musk, in support of far-right German neo-Nazi party: “multiculturalism dilutes everything.”