Good morning people of my phone: Helloooo December! What do you want to accomplish before the year ends? One step today can change everything. Set something in motion, even if it’s tiny. You are capable, you are worthy, and you are loved more than you know. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️ #FirstSteps #NewDay

So, let's math for just a moment with the stable "jenius." According to this, my $100 prescription will now, at the very least, net me a $400 refund every time I fill it at the pharmacy. #25thAmendmentTime #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit #FFS #Can'tMakeThisShitUp #WhatAnIdiot #AltText

Day 313 of captivity. The felonious Oompa Loompa now fights the “war on drugs” by bombing fishing boats and freeing a convicted drug smuggler because reality is just optional at this point. If irony were radioactive, we’d all need lead suits. Even Faux News is baffled. #DarkTimesInTheKingdom

Based on the sales over the last few weeks, a lot of you are getting stickers for the holidays. It's not a complaint (the non-profits that benefit thank you) it's just an observation. Good morning! Remember, you are loved, needed, and enough, just as you are. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

Correct me if I’m wrong… but YOU weren’t mentioned - just that, as is their military basic training - they should not follow ILLEGAL orders. Way to self own, you orange buttweasel.

Thankful today for the people in my phone. You’ve shown up with laughter, honesty, kindness, and community when it mattered. Wherever you land, I hope someone saves you the last roll and reminds you that being present matters more than being perfect. You are loved, needed, & worthy. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

To be fair, I’ve been calling the GOP the “Trumplican Party” for about ten years now, ever since they turned their backs on the American people and pledged loyalty to the felonious Oompa Loompa. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Data indicates a statistically significant, monotonic increase in my daily emission of the expletive "for fuck's sake" since January 20, 2025. This trajectory confirms a sustained escalation in verbalized exasperation relative to the temporal baseline. 🙃

Most in the nonprofit sector are underpaid because the public believes administrative costs should stay low, even though without the administrative costs, these organizations would not function. However, this level of compensation goes too far. #DonateLocal

Be it ever so humble. There’s really no place like home after a long long day. Take care of yourself and each other. ❤️✌️

Step 1: Sign up for a FREE library card at your local library today. Step 2: Enter a world of possibilities. Step 3: Share some of the library joy that is sure to come.

Looking forward to the day when our country is once again represented by reasonable men and women instead of the backroom sideshow from the Cirque d'idiots. #EveryFuckingDay. #NationalEmbarrassment. #25Amendment.

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Good morning to my people in the phone Grateful this week for strong coffee, decent Wi-Fi, and the kind souls who keep showing up even when their brains already left for vacation. If life feels heavy, I hope today hands you at least one small win and maybe a second cup of coffee. #gratitude 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

Impeach. Remove. Prosecute. Return Americas stolen tax dough.

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This isn’t a slam on the USPS. They nail it 9.9 times out of 10. But I still had to laugh when I realized my stamp order (from the USPS) got lost in the mail. 😜

Me two seconds after opening my news app at night.

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Moonrise, Zabriskie Point #photography #photosky #landscapephotography #deathvalley #california #moonrise #oc

Oh dear... Can it be? Surely not.

Good morning to the people in my phone. If life feels like a group project and you are doing all the work, take a breath. You are allowed to rest. Coffee helps but stubborn hope helps more. You are loved, needed, and worthy. Now let’s go confuse the day by showing up anyway. ✌️🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💙

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International crimes could be tried in an international court. Think Nuerenburg.

#MadeMeSmile #IWantOne! 😍

Good morning to the people in my phone. If your coffee isn’t strong enough, borrow some courage from yesterday and call it caffeine. You are loved, needed, and worthy, even if the world insists on testing your patience before 9am. Keep going anyway. #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

Personally, I blame the aliens for hauling their cattle here. Oh! New thought: has anyone checked if the Atlanteans are raising sea cattle on American soil now too? Why not at this point? 🤷🏻‍♂️ #FFS #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit

Good morning, people in my phone. ☕️ The world may be ridiculous, but you are loved and needed. Take care of yourself today, it is not weakness, it is fuel for the fight. ❤️✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💙 BIG*HUG* 🫂

“This all began with the Rigged Census…” the last census in the United States was held in 2020, which means it was set up and run under the last Trump administration. If it was “rigged,” his administration is responsible. #FFS #GaslightingDonald #FeloniousOompaLoompa

Eight assignments left. Thirty three days to go. Intellectual freedom is on the horizon and I can almost hear it calling. 😱

Ah. Yes. The Schrodinger files. 🙄

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

If this isn’t evidence that we’re not hiring the best and brightest, I don’t know what is… 🙄

The “uncontrollable rage” in question. youtu.be/qYNVI84Al0E?... 🙄

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Apparently @MegynKelly believes her daughter, Yardley, is old enough to be abused by adults without anyone being charged for the crime. These people are beyond sick. #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit

www.wsj.com/politics/pol... Huh. Now why could that be? 🤔

But less than six months ago the Epstein Files were made up by Obama and Comey... 🤔 #PresidentPedo www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

First. JP Morgan, Chase…? lol second we don’t care lock everyone up who hurt these children. Period. Including the felonious Oompa Loompa. Because by not doing anything and knowing of it, he is equally complicit.

Even if it came out tomorrow that the Felonious Oompa Loompa was somehow innocent of the worst accusations, he still knew what Epstein and Maxwell were doing and did nothing to help the victims. In my world, choosing to look away makes him just as complicit and guilty. #MyTwoCents