Y'all this is why I don't go to museums. #TriggerEvent #GenX 🤣

Ha! #GenX

We wait for a green light to get that degree, take the first step, or leave a job that doesn't fit. If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. You own your skills, your ambition, and your future. Don’t ask for permission to fly. The wings are yours. Take the leap. #KeepMovingForward

While the news is disappointing, I am leaning into gratitude for the amazing things in my life. I believe deeply in this cause, so it is tough to accept a different path, but I recognize when it’s time to move on. Closing this chapter will be difficult, but I’m ready for the next one.

Children’s books are full of wonder, safety, belonging. #ReadThemHome initiative brings us together to take action for children, for people. To let kids be kids, to insist they have wonder, safety, belonging 💛📚🏡

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Attention people of my phone! Hi! 😋

I am always fascinated by the random blocks that I get. So odd. Ah well. Good morning people on my phone!

So what's happening in the news... oh for fuck sake. Never mind. 😳 Good morning people of my phone; happy Wednesday to all who celebrate! Let's ignore the negative today and focus on something a bit closer to home. Go have coffee with a friend and enjoy the day. You're worth it. ✌️🫂❤️

Good morning people of my phone; happy Tuesday for all who celebrate. Big changes are coming, I can feel it. Part of me is excited, part of me wonders what have I done, and a part of me is rocking back and forth in a corner freaking out. More to come. In the meantime. *HUGZ* all around. 😍

Good morning, people of my phone. It's a new month, a great excuse to finally start that thing you've been putting off. Even a tiny first step counts. Also, sorry for being quiet the past couple of weeks. Life got loud. Glad to be back. Let's make May a good one. #YouAreLoved ❤️

Good morning people of my phone! Happy Thursday! If you would be so kind as to send good thoughts my way at 2:30 PM (Eastern Daylight Time) I would appreciate it. In the meantime, take care of one another and remember, you are loved, worthy and needed! ✌️🫂

Good morning people of my phone. Apologies for being MIA for the past few weeks. I'm going for a big promotion at work, and we are in the middle of production week for our spring fundraiser. Needless to say, things are crazy! But I wanted to pop on and send a BIG HUG to you all! ❤️

Sending this to Russell Brand

As tradition dictates...

The orange felon reading 2 Chronicles 7:14 on humility & repentance while feuding with the Pope, bedazzling the White House, and plastering his name everywhere feels less like scripture and more like set dressing. “Humble yourselves” obviously didn’t survive the branding pass. 🙄

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Can someone please explain to me why if you drop something in your kitchen not only does it go under the baseboard, but it goes to the very back of the baseboard so if you’re tall like I am, you can’t see it!? Is this like bread, always lands, butter side down and other unanswerable questions?😳

Good morning, people of my phone. It's Thursday, which means we are legally allowed to start pretending it's Friday. You've been doing great. Truly. Even when it didn't feel like it. Especially then. You are loved and valid and I am rooting for you! 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

Good morning people of my phone. It's day two of being able to see the bottom of my work email. I'm not sure where this sudden surge of productivity is coming from, but I'm not going to fight it! #CelebrateSmallWins Remember, you are loved, needed, & worthy of all the good things that come to you.

Can I brag for a second? I can see the bottom of my work inbox. REALLY. 😱 Celebrate the small things. And never forget: You are loved, needed, and worthy of every good thing coming your way. ✌️🫂❤️

Good morning, people of my phone. Fun fact: today is statistically the best day to start working toward your goals. I made that up, but it's also true. You've been warming up long enough. First step. Now. Go. But first, coffee? Maybe? #IBelieveInYou ✌️❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫂

But it’s not a cult. 🙄

OK, well, that's enough news for today. Let me just say that the sigh of relief when this regime has come to an end will be world-wide and well earned. #FFS In the meantime, try to make your world a bit better. Do something for someone else today. Spread some joy. ✌️

Good morning, people of my phone. Happy Friday eve. I’ve been a bit quiet lately while gearing up for a big promotion and one of our annual events. Busy, busy. Friendly reminder to drink your water, take your vitamins or meds, and take care of each other. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

Happy Eappy people of my phone! ❤️

Good morning, people of my phone! Today is a fresh start and a new chance to keep moving forward. Progress doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to happen. One step, one decision, one moment at a time. You've got what it takes. Now go show today what you're made of! ✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🫂 #You'veGotThis

#MAGA #Trump #Freedom #Democracy #HumanRights

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Do what you can. The rest will wait. ❤️

The real mummy's curse: in 4,000 years, the descendants of every archaeologist who dug these people up should themselves be exhumed and put on display, posed in meme-worthy dioramas showcasing the absurdity of early 21st century culture.

OMG. SAVE YOURSELVES!

Did you ever have a period in your life where you thought it was slowing down and then… yeah not so much? Whew. Why do I keep doing this to myself? lol 🥵 #KeepYourChinUp #We’veGotThis #LotsOfLove ❤️🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

By the gods this man. While I’ll admit I will dance in the streets when he dies, I’m not the POTUS, and would have more tact if I were. I’d dance in private if I were/am president. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Good morning people of my phone, happy Friday eve! Just a quick reminder for those carrying around old baggage - you need to let that shit go. We've all done it, believe me, but this is not the weight to carry around. Don't give them that power. #LoveYourselfMore 🫂

If you haven’t taken that next step, hear me out. As a former high school dropout, I encourage you to find a program near you and earn your HSE/GED. I didn’t take that step until my late 30s. It’s scary, but you can do it and you’re worth it. ✌️❤️#InvestInYourself

OK, ok, so I'm late, but it's been a month! Welcome to Bluesky ladies! @madgeandbisket.bsky.social If you don't know, you need to go check them out now. ❤️ bsky.app/profile/madg...

We are living in a time unlike any other, when you can say “Fuck, what an idiot,” without any context and 99% of people will know exactly who you’re talking about. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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#reminders ✌️

Good morning people of my phone. Just a quick remember that you are loved, needed and worthy of whatever happiness you can find. BIG HUG from this rando on the interwebs. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌ Equally as important, happy Friday! We made it!

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