After two years of selling Wizard of Oz stickers inspired by the original public domain book, Etsy pulled the listing following a claim from Turner Media. The designs were based on the book, not the film. Fascinating how that works. No real way to dispute it, so here we are. 🤷🏻‍♂️

European countries currently investigating EPSTEIN crimes: UK, FRANCE, POLAND, TURKEY, LITHUANIA, LATVIA (+ more) USA: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 #AccountabilityIsHappening_Elsewhere ⚖️

Good morning, people of my phone. I would like to formally announce that I have done absolutely nothing yet, and I am very proud of that. The expectations are low. The snacks are within reach. Let's make it an amazing one!

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At this point the fact that he’s a republican (not trans, not a drag queen) doesn’t surprise me. That his name is (checks notes) yep… Dingus… … Mayor Dingus. Ya’ll really made that call in the voting box? I… I’ve got nothing that will top that. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Good morning, people of my phone. The emails multiplied overnight like they’re paying rent. Rude. But the coffee’s hot, so I’m moving forward with mild competence and unreasonable confidence, hoping to cause a little good trouble and make a dent in this wildly ambitious to do list. Let’s do this.

Uncanny.....

In case there are any questions:

Good morning, people of my phone. It’s Thursday. Close enough to Friday to taste it, far enough away that we still have work to do. Take the next right step. Send the email. Finish the paragraph. Drink the water. Small progress still counts. You’re doing better than you think. #Resist #BeKind ✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫂❤️

Good morning, people of my phone. The world is chaotic, the emails multiplied overnight, and someone is definitely replying all. But you’re here. Another shot to do something kind, build something good, and prove the cynics wrong. Small hope counts. Let’s go! 🫂🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✌️❤️☕️

#DesignNerdPost | Good morning, people of my phone. If today were a font, let’s not make it Comic Sans chaos. Let’s make it steady, readable, quietly confident serif energy. And remember, you don’t have to redesign your whole life before noon. Just adjust the kerning. You are loved & matter. ✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️🫂

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Good morning people of my phone; happy Monday to all who celebrate. Fresh week. Clean slate. Strong coffee. Whatever last week tried to take from you, you get to take back today. One small win at a time. Keep moving forward. You are loved. You are needed. Never forget it! ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️

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#Perspective ✌️❤️

The grey. It’s gone! There’s blue sky and this bright thing in the sky! 🤪

El Presidente del Condado de Manhattan llama al pueblo de Nueva York a concentrarse mañana en Stonewall para volver a izar la histórica bandera LGTBI que Trump ha retirado.

Exhibit #14,989

Good morning, people of my phone. The coffee is hot, the day is new, and apparently the Dow is over 50,000. Cool cool. Just 300 more years until I can afford my yacht, I guess? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Until then, please keep investing in each other. You are love. You matter. Never forget it. 🫂✌️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

This entire administration is a single image. #FFS

#BeTheChange ✌️❤️

USA is one shithole of a country

Speaking to reporters Tuesday, Ford said Trump’s claims that the United States should own at least half of the bridge and it was built with “virtually no US content" are “fiction,” arguing the project is too important to both economies to be derailed.

Because of course they did... #FFS

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

Dear world, I’m sorry. I didn’t vote for the orange idiot, but I do live here and now carry secondhand embarrassment as a personality trait. Every day. #FFS

An open letter to Mr. Ogles: You were not elected to be the moral compass of your constituents. Basic civics reminder: Congress is the legislative branch. Your job is to pass laws, control federal funding, and provide oversight of the executive branch. #DoYourJob

Good morning, friends. It’s Teddy Bear Day. Shout out to Thomas and sending the biggest, coziest hug to anyone who could use a little extra comfort today. You are loved and you matter more than you know. 🫂🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️ @thatnoahgrey.bsky.social

Good morning, people of my phone. It’s Monday. The orange felon is still here, sadly, but here’s the thing he can’t touch: love, kindness, and people showing up for each other anyway. Love will always be stronger than hate. Drink your coffee. Take your meds/vitamins and keep moving forward. ✌️🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

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#Reminders #MadeMeSmile ❤️✌️

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I MAY have gone a little far. Background: A friend still supports the orange felon mainly for fiscal reasons and keeps pointing to his stock portfolio. I replied, Judas took the silver too but at what cost? I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone look so thoroughly slapped in the face. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Teaching undergraduate classes online is fascinating. I’ve taught this class long enough to know the w4 assignment gets missed by 1/3 of the class. Highlights, flashing graphics, multiple announcements, giant text and still, every term, students submit the wrong client or edit the wrong file. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy Friday people of my phone. The world is loud, weird, and occasionally exhausting, but you made it through the week anyway, which feels worth celebrating. Be a little kind, a little petty, drink some water, and do at least one thing today that future you will quietly appreciate. ✌️🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️😉

Just a slob like one of us

The lineup looks like what happens when taste, relevance, and curiosity all die in the same strip mall parking lot after a 2PM bender on a Tuesday.

Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.

The most unexpected thing found at NAMM this year... #NSFW 😳

Proof the gods love their special idiots (me)... I was grossly ($60+) overcharged for lunch last week, but thought I threw out the receipt so was SOL... (idiot tax) Guess who found the receipt this morning in the bottom of his bag? 🎉😳

George Washington Carver developed 300 derivative products from peanuts among them cheese, milk, coffee, flour, ink, dyes, plastics, wood stains, soap, linoleum, medicinal oils and cosmetics. #BlackHistoryMonth

Mark my words: When someone else is in charge, the GOP will accuse them of trying to "nationalize" elections. Timestamp: 2/4/26 7:53 AM EST

Good morning, people of my phone. It’s Wednesday! The week is doing that weird stretch where it feels both endless and almost done. Drink some water. Be kind to yourself (and each other). Do one good thing. The rest will follow. Keep going. #KeepMovingForward ✌️🫂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Damn that pesky 14th Ammendment for getting in our way.