There is absolutely NOT any homosexual behaviour in professional football.....

"It was jocular banter - no gas chamber intended"........

It's the Elon Musk action figure.....

Passing out on parade.......

AmeriKKKa -well good luck........

The desperate race to redact paedofile perpetrators of Epstein and cronies abuse now hitting frantic levels......

The heat is on to heavily redact them Epstein files......

What goes down in the executive MAGA washroom, stays in the executive MAGA washroom........

Michelle fuckin Mones scam/sham company "PPE Medpro" gets wound up to further obfuscate accountability....

Raging alkie Pete Kegbreaths Venezuelan murder toll now 99 as the oil shakedown continues.....

When it came tae the lager lovelies, Shona was ma all time favourite........

Peaky blinders my arse - it's the Tongs ya bass.......

Roman Abramovich given final warning to transfer 2.5 billion to Ukraine or else Keir Starmer will be vewy vewy cross with him.....

The match fixing wanker fae Wishaw Higgins gets his arse skelped by Saengkham......

Well, did ya hear about the Marlborough strangler?......

The behaviour of a true FIFA Peace Prize winner

Never mind the BBC, Rob Reiner's estate should sue Trump for defamation of character........

It turns that wonky aggrieved Evertonian Paul Doyle done time back in the day for biting off a sailors ear in a pissed up brawl in a service station.......

Charlie fuckin Kirk of all people said something along the lines of "you can tell a lot about a person as to how they react when someone dies"......

Guys I'm getting the impression Trump’s lawyers are struggling

Ladbrokes put the chances of human weather vane Keir Starmer sticking up for the BBC at a billion to one......

Given his advanced dementia, I'd honestly thought Trump had forgotten all about suing the BBC......

Dorothy Paul.....

Rob Reiner- turn it up to 11.....

With the usual disproportionate coverage Reform UK announce their latest fantasy island policy- this time it's civil service cuts.....

The Prince of Darkness and the Purple One on stage at Paisley Park........

Lickle pishy Rishi Sunak to be questioned over his pandemic response - why bother? He'll face fuck all consequences......

Far right chuckleheads gonna find it difficult to square the fact that the guy who disarmed that prick in Bondi beach is called Ahmed el Ahmed......

The Brown University shooting hardly surprising in a country where five year olds get "starter guns" on their birthday......

OMG! - Brave bystander disarms one of the two shooters at Bondi beach. This man and the woman behind him are heroes 👏 The attack on a Jewish festival 'Chanukah by the Sea' is absolutely disgusting As democracies we stand up for the rights and safety of all people in our society

Bondi beach - further evidence of the absolute fucking madness of religious extremism......

Funny how all the ghouls who were shrieking anti-Semitism at any criticism of Gaza atrocities are strangely silent when it comes to frog faced fud Farage and his school days behaviour.......

As kids grow up they stop believing in Santa Claus, yet Christianity is a fairy tale you're supposed to believe for life......

World cup hydration break my arse. An advert break is more like it.......

So lickle Tommy Tucker Robinson is holding a carol service to celebrate the birth of a displaced Middle Eastern refugee 2000 years ago?.......

Robin Ince falls foul of the ludicrous mental gymnastics required to remain impartial at the BBC. Big loss for Radio 4.....

"Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead"......

That crappy old cunt Mitch McConnell must call it a day, for fucks sake.......

Statistically, you're more likely to get stabbed in the ass at Whitburn Gala Day than in central London.......

The Trump condom is of course in reality button mushroom size.....

The reason these racist fucks constantly denigrate London is because it's an example of multiculturalism that works, and that's what they can't handle......

HERE COMES THE FISHER PRICE FIFA PEACE PRIZE.......

Another day of MAGA you libtards.......

Well, that's me fucked for supporting the Tartan Army given my track record........

Back in the day ah wuz mair intae hot knives.......

Trump can bullshit all day long, but the price of stuff on the shelf speaks for itself.......

And first they introduced a 3 minute hydration/ advert break, and I did not care, for I was not a football fan.......

Now Trumpty Dumpty (via Putin) is trying to shakedown Zelensky to give up Donbas......

Talentless spunk receptacle Bonnie Blue comes out as a Farage supporter. Quelle surprise.......

"Now look here, FIFA reiterates- there is no such thing as a homosexual within this peace loving sport"........