Manhattan guy is a hero and I hope he never gets caught

Just finished my first day of being employed. Can I just be a househusband please 🥹

My skin is so dry 😩 someone send moisturiser asap

Later than expected, but here it is :) - Champions - Spring Onions - Salad - Cherry Tomatoes - Chicken - Parmesan And some olive oil + balsamic vinegar to top it off 😋

We're so fucking back

Guys I messed up it's Sunday and I don't have Salad dressing 🙃

If I make a salad would you want to see a picture or nah

Berlin is ✨️vibes✨️

Alright time to stop being chronically online for a while and go explore Berlin :) See you around my sweeties

Salads truly are an expression of artistic freedom. Leftover spring onions? Toss that right in there. Don't feel like fucking your cucumber anymore? Cut it up and add it to the mix. Sauce? Just mix fucking honey and mustard with olive oil and vinegar, who fucking cares. And it turns out great!

Well this is confusing On an unrelated note, I am starting to trade options tomorrow!

Every week I'm like "Surely Dandandan cannot get any better" and every week it does #anime #dandandan #promosky

I love people who are not self-aware. Go live in your own little world love I am here to support your delusions

I'm tuckered out at 7pm. Finally I'm completely independent and immediately I start living like a Grandpa lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have moved into an apartment in Berlin. I start my new Job on Monday. My friend that studies aerospace engineering explained hydrogen-powered planes to me. I will be making a BANGER pasta for dinner tonight. LIFE IS LOOKING REAL GOOD RN I CAN'T LIE

Why is my IT department banging on my office door rn?

Fuck it. Pipe Frog. #promosky

I read this so you have to as well

Me and the gang getting ready to make the worst decisions of our lives

Basic but I don't care #anisky #promosky #dandandan

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

"Bro how did you know I was British?"

Buying a new motherboard and PC casing tomorrow hell yea

You think ping doesn't matter in TFT until you take 3s on average to refresh your shop ffs

Any EUW players down for some league later today 👀

How it feels to log onto Bluesky

Once again looking for the League of Legends bubble on Bluesky. 23♂️ EUW🇪🇺 Support Main🚑 Bard/Rakan/Lux🧙‍♂️ Just a chill guy really IGN: Tamarisk #leaguesky #leaguetwt

Ghibli movies have been my favourite since I was eight years old. Of those, Castle in the Sky has been my favourite for as long as I can remember! I feel like it isn't talked about enough... Anyone else watch this gem? #anime #studioghibli #ghibli #promosky

I hate the term "reskeets". It's cheap and has nothing to do with a butterfly. Flutter sounds nicer, and has butterfly vibes. JOIN THE #FLUTTER REVOLUTION TODAY! #promosky

Growing a circle here takes effort. So to those of you who have interacted with me so far, thanks a lot! You all seem super nice :) Looking forward to making new friends! 😇

ARCANE FANS ARE SERIOUS.

PSA: DO NOT FORGET THAT BLACK FRIDAY IS HAPPENING IN THREE DAYS!

Once you become enlightened and abandon any thoughts about your rank, it returns to the magic of old! I have just as much fun playing with friends today as I ever did.

We need to talk more about Ella Purnell. She is so insanely talented! Two amazing series in recent memory alone, #arcane and #fallout, and she made them special!

Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it

Also, I would light myself on fire to keep Jinx warm 🥰 #arcane #leagueoflegends #promosky

One thing I loved about #arcane was how they made every single one of the women a leader worth following. Ambessa? Badass, fierce, strong Mel? Intelligent, courageous, wise Vi? Protective, empathetic, tough Caitlyn? Consequential, responsible, pragmatic Jinx? Free, selfless, forgiving #promosky

I just finished the series. Holy fuck. #arcane

Being on Bluesky without having watched the last 3 episodes of Arcane is a dangerous game...

Gotta say I've been addicted to TFT since picking it up a little over a month ago. I really want to get good, fast. Does anyone have good content creators to follow? I already watch @riotmortdog.bsky.social, but maybe someone that goes over the basics? #TFT #leagueoflegends #promosky

I'm out here clowning on these kids. 3-Star Caitlyn is crazyyy #TFT

Hyped Games I have yet to play: - Stardew Valley 🧑‍🌾 - Terraria ⛏️ - Diablo IV 👹 - Elden Ring ⚔️ - Final Fantasy XIV 🐈 - Skyrim 🐲 I will get around to them at some point I swearrr #promosky

GUTEN MORGEN BABY, DU SIEHST SO HÄSSLICH AUS

Bro just described the Republican Party

i have come to the conclusion i am simply not built to be employed i am built to have fun and enjoy myself and be silly and frolic