as stupid as I am, I'm still too smart for my own good

the first time I ever saw one of these I thought I was hallucinating. it turned out id somehow missed the Segway thing entirely

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take a photo from your gallery and make it greyscale for #MonochromeMonday 🖤🩶🤍~

Six months into Bari Weiss’ overhaul of CBS News, new ratings data obtained by Status shows its flagship programs are shedding viewers at an alarming rate, collapsing to historic lows and accelerating the network’s decline. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/cbs-news-r...

recognize anyone?

NK STOUFFER IS BETTER THAN JOANNE ROWLING ALL MY HOMEYS SUPPORT NK STOUFFER

oh shit come by the Astoria tonight. I'm in the showcase

Nothing says “everything you know is a lie” like a capybara riding an armadillo.

Do not kill the cringe. Kill the part of you that cringes.

YOWZA

dolores umbridge = sadness and outrage sounds about right!

I don't need a cure. I need a sinecure

tucking this gem into my pocket for tomorrow night's set

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Weekend goal is urgent, due to overdue bills, and 1500 pp in bio, ko-fi at ko-fi.com/standplaatsk..., SEPA info in the DMs. Help.

justified is the white trash version of the wire

March Money Madness! Setting the goal to 3120, hoping sales will pick up for spring! Art stays abstract, but I may add some animals to the mix! Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!

my just existing is considered heckling now

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intellect of your average xenophobe on display

men. listen to me right now please. beet juice. if I hadn't seen (AND FELT) the results firsthand, I'd never have believed it. want extra thickness & firmness? BEET JUICE. drink it, fuck your person, and thank me.

I just booted for some teens. I said "now don't you go raping any bitches with this stuff" scarred them for life hopefully in the good way. hopefully they'll be scared of the weird old rape lady. when they both fearfully disavowed rape I told them to enjoy their alcohol in peace

new nails

Gave them a polite but chunky earful.

SON OF A BITCH PLEASE DO NOT LET ICE IN FOLKS

For anyone from Vancouver or BC at large, YES THIS IS A POSSIBILITY. Don't let it be so: www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

trans folks feeling unsafe in east van I will walk with you I have a large stick and dress weird I will attract all negative attention and also beat the perpetrators. this is absolutely 100% real please don't let assholes make you feel unsafe!!! protect trans people let's GOOO!!!

Vancouver locals: please sign/send a letter in support of the motion by @seanorr.bsky.social & Pete Fry to ban ICE from coming to our home during FIFA. www.votecope.ca/no-ice

Some day we'll get a genuine Scottish Highlander and it should be Karen Gillan

[Daniel Day-Lewis from There Will Be Blood voice mode ACTIVATED] What's this? Why don't I own this? Why don't I own this???