I’m at a very grindy point of Final Fantasy V (…by choice, admittedly) and my god, some of these jobs take a long time to level up.

If you have a Kickstarter account, go click notify on my new campaign as a favour to me, thanksssssss

Briefly forgot that Final Fantasy is a huge deal and was wondering why the show ended after the reveal 🙃

Oh wow, the trailer featuring a close up of a woman’s entire ASS was for a Stellar Blade sequel? I’m shocked.

Summer Game Fest catch up time! Claudia Doumit, let’s go 👀

Prelaunch is live for my next Kickstarter! BUMP 5, Dinki Bay 1, Blinded 2! Click through and tap "notify", yeah? 😇 Featuring @artmonkeymg.bsky.social, @wishtea.bsky.social @haleyroselyon.com, @illaurastrates.bsky.social, @robjoneswrites.bsky.social + more! www.kickstarter.com/projects/spo...

A romantic visual novel about Waluigi.

41 followers so far, noice. If we get to 67, I’ll cancel the whole campaign. If we get to 69, I’ll start up the campaign again.

Okay, Kickstarter updates sent out, I’ve officially bugged everyone about the new comics BUT all of you here are gonna have to deal with constant reposts 😎😂

Follow thisss! Some great comics ahead. Dinki Bay is extremely wild and fun. Can't wait to start working on it 😍🔪

Ayy GOOD NEWS Y'ALL, I'M IN THIS! Go give it a notify to see my awesome art and get spooooked!

Go sign up to this awesome Kickstarter! Joe is awesome and I drew stuff too!

Prelaunch is live for my next Kickstarter! BUMP 5, Dinki Bay 1, Blinded 2! Click through and tap "notify", yeah? 😇 Featuring @artmonkeymg.bsky.social, @wishtea.bsky.social @haleyroselyon.com, @illaurastrates.bsky.social, @robjoneswrites.bsky.social + more! www.kickstarter.com/projects/spo...

Setting up the prelaunch for the next Kickstarter and already feel like giving up because they haven't verified my bank details in less than 30 seconds.

Only typing in "Liverpoo" on the properties site because I'm a child.

I’ve decided on my God of War Laufey theory. The cube is Jesus Christ. Just because it’d be funny.

My stomach’s funny, I can eat an entire pizza and just be fine but if I eat some sushi with the SLIGHTEST amount of wheat in, it’s game over.

Fell asleep before the State of Play started so I’m just catching up. Yay, Rayman and Control!

Controversial take; voice actors should be hideous, disgusting humans who make people cry out in terror when seen. Nowadays there are too many 10/10 VAs. Please look worse.

The more I think about Dinki Bay, the more I like it. I really need to resist the urge to make it a series, it’s so good as a one-off 😂

Happy pride month to all the gays who read my comics and I GUESS the rest who don’t 😒

Just put the kickstarter up for the first two issues of Karrot can't sleep. I'll leave this here in an understated way because I will be getting very loud about it soon! www.kickstarter.com/projects/don...

It’s funny that every game publisher desperately wants an endless live service game, yet Xbox somehow hasn’t figured out they now own Guitar Hero, which would be perfect for it.

Spending my Sunday as God intended. Grinding for items in this My Little Pony game so I can unlock Xbox achievements.

Claiming that I’m “preparing in case I ever make a comic under NDA” but the reality is I just don’t want to tell you about it.

Oh cool, even more customs fees, thanks EU. That makes it so easy to do a Kickstarter, great. Can’t wait to charge people MORE money.

Flat hunting in Liverpool in 2026 is funny because you get all the typical stuff and then there’s “£100,000 a month for the golf open” just down the road in Formby.

comic stuff, innit

Ringo nominations are almost closed! I didn’t release any of my own comics this year so it’d be very funny if you all nominate me for every category 👍

I’ve never run a comics kickstarter, but you’ll understand when I say it’s literally my business to know the mechanics. My number one rule would be: under-promise

Pretty settled on the next Kickstarter being BUMP/Dinki Bay/Blinded, then the one after will be Pumpkingirl/Blinded/Exquisite Corpse. Then I have to…oh god…start writing more comics 😨

If DC ever hire me, I promise all of you that I’ll insert a character named Akira Yoshida.

So my new weird idea is to do three comics per Kickstarter. Not in the same series, just any I make. First up, BUMP, Blinded, and Dinki Bay. You can tell I really hate having to deal with postage for multiple campaigns.

Starting to think I should abandon my hatred of studio apartments and just rent one, a lot in Liverpool seem to have bills included and that’s really enticing…

Everyone do me a favour. Click through and repost this so I can pretend my comics are popular 👍

Damn, postage to the US just gets more and more expensive. Someone invent teleportation already 😔

Everyone do me a favour. Click through and repost this so I can pretend my comics are popular 👍

Dinki Bay #1. 2026. @joesfarrar.bsky.social @artmonkeymg.bsky.social

Hi everybody. My name is Rufus! That begins with an ‘R’. See you soon in Dinki Bay!

Gonna make my next comic’s logo with Microsoft Word, wish me luck.

Bryan “Stop The Aging Process” Johnson is still a total weirdo but imagine if his obsession cures endometriosis, what a wild twist.

From a selfish POV, extremely annoying that Valiant Comics has gone all in on AI. There goes my dream of writing Shadowman someday.

I just submitted my Eisner votes so now I feel comfortable making jokes about bribery. Will vote 4 cash.

Do you think people would complain if a Kickstarter comic only had 19 story pages? I may have not thought about it at all for BUMP 5 and now I’m tempted to add another 3 page story just in case 🙃😂

The last season was far from perfect, but I think The Boys actually stuck the landing quite well. I’m glad the ending was actually sincere instead of doing some shock value like they did in the past.

Man City winning the league is boring. Liverpool winning the league is hell for an Everton fan. Thank god there’s finally a different team again. Arsenal are much better, for me specifically.

Viewed a flat today, fun times. Bathroom mould, holes in the wall, old food left in the cupboard, broken kitchen sink. Honestly, the letting agent seemed depressed showing it. Shocker; I will not be renting it 😂

All this talk of some dickhead using AI for an antho is making me want to write a short comic, who’s doing an anthology soon? I’m gonna force my way in 😠😂

I haven’t “broken in” but I have written stories I wanted to, got my books in shops, been invited to write for other comics, tabled at a convention, worked with my favourite artists, and got nominated for an Eisner Award. Breaking in would help me financially. Crossed everything else off the list.