Why are these stupid vampire teeth occupying my every thought?

I look like my dad but a girl. That’s crazy. What am I his daughter or something?

I like being someone who gives people I love health advice but I wish I was a real doctor so I could have easy access to prescription drugs.

Can’t wait to go home and sleep forever

I’m gonna Anna Karenina myself if I see another ad for Ozempic

If you listen to a Renee Rapp song while thinking about a man a high femme dyke in stiletto heels will repel out of a helicopter and shoot you in the head.

Me explaining Wicked to my girlfriend in a 30 text message thread: it’s gay, it’s about fascism, the music is pretty good, it was one of the most influential and popular musicals during my age group’s adolescence, and also I don’t care about it at all!

Perhaps I should start budgeting more for groceries since it is consistently the item I go over budget for

Deleting every $5 subscription I have: this will surely help me escape from my crushing financial debt and have money to spend at Christmas

I made this

*gay feelings intensify*

So in love I entered a flow state and suddenly three hours are gone

Time does not exist when I am writing a poem. Neither does obligation or any task asked of me. There is nothing but the words, the rhythm, the meter, and the rhyme.

Anybody else out here crying on the bus while listening to Come Home With Me and Wedding Song from Hadestown

Apparently it’s a musicals and Tchaikovsky type of day.

I forgot that being in a band is what keeps my insanity in check.

My brother in Christ, my sister in Satan, my sibling in the Gnostic Monad

I need to watch every Werner Herzog movie with @hcanderson.bsky.social so I can hear her impression as much as possible.

If your girlfriend makes you a playlist they should give you the rest of the day off so you can go make out with her about it.

Learning Bella Ciao on guitar so I can prove to her family that I’m from good Italian stock.

I said Malthusian fallacy and she called me hot 😳

Girlfriend didn’t expect me to try and take care of her when she was ill. My sister in Christ, I am madly in love with you.

I’m gonna make a care package so thorough and kind that it convinces her to reconsider the institution of marriage despite its inherent flaws.

I wrote a song today. That is an accomplishment.

I just want to sing my girlfriend love songs and not have anal fissures or hemorrhoids. Is that so much to ask?

Thinking about how one of the only things I miss about an ex is their cat.

I don’t know any of these lesbians. These are all new lesbians. The lesbians have changed. Where are my lesbians? Where have they gone?

I think buses should have a little plow on the front of them so they can push cars double parked in the bus lane out of the way. Also I think it should be legal for the bus drivers to do this.

Gotta put on Preparation H before I hangout with the lesbians.

In the fall we only listen to folk punk, pop punk, power pop, goth music, 70s rock, classical music, anime openings, musicals, and soft lesbian songs.

Something is rotten in the state of my tummy

Crying at the Pile show all on your own, darling?

No more letting people know how fucking crazy and/or sad I am. Keeping that shit buttoned up starting tomorrow.

I was on the news. They were reporting on how I am a miserable wretch of a human being.

It’s international lesbian day I didn’t even get to give my girlfriend head.

Shitposting thread about being in love aside: this genuinely made the editing process difficult lmao

What does it mean when you write her another poem but this time it makes you cry whenever you read over it?

I interrupt this broadcast to report that I am once again bleeding

Bluesky won’t show my girlfriend my posts. @bsky.app explain your homophobia.

I want candy and juice (an entire bottle of Klonopin and a vodka cran)

I need to be wooed.

One day I will take the bus home during after my late shifts and there will not be a large angry man screaming the entire time.

My fuck around and perish

All of my other coworkers got raptured in the last hour apparently cause I’m not supposed to be on desk right now.

Being a masc trans lesbian just means dressing in the same clothes you would have worn in college but now you have boobs and hips.

🇮🇹🐈🤌

I’m so in love I am listening to spooky goth glam rock of my own volition.

If I die tell my girlfriend I’m going to get her.