JuBles
@jbfromphilly.bsky.social
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about 12 hours ago
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Why are these stupid vampire teeth occupying my every thought?
about 12 hours ago
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I look like my dad but a girl. That’s crazy. What am I his daughter or something?
about 13 hours ago
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I like being someone who gives people I love health advice but I wish I was a real doctor so I could have easy access to prescription drugs.
1 day ago
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Can’t wait to go home and sleep forever
1 day ago
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I’m gonna Anna Karenina myself if I see another ad for Ozempic
2 days ago
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If you listen to a Renee Rapp song while thinking about a man a high femme dyke in stiletto heels will repel out of a helicopter and shoot you in the head.
4 days ago
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Me explaining Wicked to my girlfriend in a 30 text message thread: it’s gay, it’s about fascism, the music is pretty good, it was one of the most influential and popular musicals during my age group’s adolescence, and also I don’t care about it at all!
4 days ago
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Perhaps I should start budgeting more for groceries since it is consistently the item I go over budget for
4 days ago
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Deleting every $5 subscription I have: this will surely help me escape from my crushing financial debt and have money to spend at Christmas
4 days ago
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I made this
6 days ago
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reposted by
JuBles
Elliott
7 days ago
*gay feelings intensify*
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So in love I entered a flow state and suddenly three hours are gone
7 days ago
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Time does not exist when I am writing a poem. Neither does obligation or any task asked of me. There is nothing but the words, the rhythm, the meter, and the rhyme.
7 days ago
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Anybody else out here crying on the bus while listening to Come Home With Me and Wedding Song from Hadestown
8 days ago
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Apparently it’s a musicals and Tchaikovsky type of day.
8 days ago
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I forgot that being in a band is what keeps my insanity in check.
9 days ago
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My brother in Christ, my sister in Satan, my sibling in the Gnostic Monad
9 days ago
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I need to watch every Werner Herzog movie with
@hcanderson.bsky.social
so I can hear her impression as much as possible.
10 days ago
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If your girlfriend makes you a playlist they should give you the rest of the day off so you can go make out with her about it.
10 days ago
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Learning Bella Ciao on guitar so I can prove to her family that I’m from good Italian stock.
11 days ago
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I said Malthusian fallacy and she called me hot 😳
11 days ago
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Girlfriend didn’t expect me to try and take care of her when she was ill. My sister in Christ, I am madly in love with you.
11 days ago
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I’m gonna make a care package so thorough and kind that it convinces her to reconsider the institution of marriage despite its inherent flaws.
11 days ago
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I wrote a song today. That is an accomplishment.
13 days ago
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I just want to sing my girlfriend love songs and not have anal fissures or hemorrhoids. Is that so much to ask?
13 days ago
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14 days ago
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Thinking about how one of the only things I miss about an ex is their cat.
14 days ago
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I don’t know any of these lesbians. These are all new lesbians. The lesbians have changed. Where are my lesbians? Where have they gone?
14 days ago
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I think buses should have a little plow on the front of them so they can push cars double parked in the bus lane out of the way. Also I think it should be legal for the bus drivers to do this.
14 days ago
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Gotta put on Preparation H before I hangout with the lesbians.
14 days ago
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In the fall we only listen to folk punk, pop punk, power pop, goth music, 70s rock, classical music, anime openings, musicals, and soft lesbian songs.
15 days ago
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Something is rotten in the state of my tummy
16 days ago
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Crying at the Pile show all on your own, darling?
16 days ago
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No more letting people know how fucking crazy and/or sad I am. Keeping that shit buttoned up starting tomorrow.
16 days ago
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I was on the news. They were reporting on how I am a miserable wretch of a human being.
16 days ago
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It’s international lesbian day I didn’t even get to give my girlfriend head.
16 days ago
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Shitposting thread about being in love aside: this genuinely made the editing process difficult lmao
add a skeleton here at some point
16 days ago
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What does it mean when you write her another poem but this time it makes you cry whenever you read over it?
16 days ago
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I interrupt this broadcast to report that I am once again bleeding
17 days ago
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Bluesky won’t show my girlfriend my posts.
@bsky.app
explain your homophobia.
18 days ago
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I want candy and juice (an entire bottle of Klonopin and a vodka cran)
18 days ago
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I need to be wooed.
18 days ago
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One day I will take the bus home during after my late shifts and there will not be a large angry man screaming the entire time.
18 days ago
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My fuck around and perish
18 days ago
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All of my other coworkers got raptured in the last hour apparently cause I’m not supposed to be on desk right now.
18 days ago
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Being a masc trans lesbian just means dressing in the same clothes you would have worn in college but now you have boobs and hips.
21 days ago
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🇮🇹🐈🤌
add a skeleton here at some point
22 days ago
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I’m so in love I am listening to spooky goth glam rock of my own volition.
22 days ago
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If I die tell my girlfriend I’m going to get her.
22 days ago
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