What the actual fuck do you mean they put a fucking stupid quip saying sidekick in the new Metroid prime

youtu.be/g-c9iFGwWc0 Come by at 2:37 PST (roughly 30 mins from the time of this post) if you want to listen to my first DJ mix in a good number of years. Electro House / Mainstage / Throwback / Drum & Bass

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

When you a washed fucking artist: 🦌

Grabbing with with my two fucking hands, grabbing you shaking you such that you vibrate for a bit after I let you go

I'm incredibly disassociative today

TW: nsfw flattening Commission for @whmboar.bsky.social (1/2)

Mfw I buy a riftbound pack and it got 70 dollar kai'sa in it 👁️👄👁️

I'm unleasing my command grab that has a 50 mile length hitbox, you better fuckin jump and jump HIGH

I hate to say it guys but this isn't feeling like a very "Nuts out November" for me...

I'm not gonna write a paragraph about how I hate my job, I'm tryna grow as a person be proud of me

You know that franzj meme that's just bottom text "Kill." That's me right now this very moment

In a few minutes Desert Bus for Hope will commence. If you want to watch some very funny people raising money for a very good cause whilst playing a bad game, or even just for some background noise, then why not tune in. www.twitch.tv/desertbus

Drew bolds at work, like bro on the left I do not know if he is happy, angry, or both

Guys I'm kinda 🫩

Lighter? I hardly know 'er

I might be a narcissist cuz like I feel I always gotta relate to people by talking about I thing I did once or a train of thought I think about frequently

"squeak with one eye open, gripping your air pump tight" - pooltoy metallica

“Lucky you. I‘ve chosen to grant you a wish! What have you always wanted to be?” You have 5 seconds before he points his wand at you. What will you say or do? Lazy victim pov shot I like when I want smth weird but only have enough motivation to draw smth simple. Trix gets to be evil as a treat.

To build off this, he is usually some form of traveling salesman or merchant, the items are definitely cursed though on occasion he will sell just a totally normal fork to people lost in the woods

Balloon animal cock~ ❤️🎈 Sqrk! #TF #Transformation

I don't give a FUCK about real estate "Didya hear? They're turning people into houses now" I actually care a lot about real estate now

Why is everyone in bubbles?! How TF are y'all doin that??

No fucking way I wrote eldlitch over Eldritch that's so funny. Eldlitch is a yuhioh card btw

I'm going to make your boobs so big your selfies trigger sexual content filters

Mana just keeps accumulating...

📦Packaged villain

Oh, hello Artorias

speaking of me being Huge #microfurry

Being turned into a comically curvy inflatable sex doll, but tbh all the parts where you readjust back to mundane life, like working or doing chores and hanging out with your pals... So good

Idea for OCs I gotta write down before I sleep and forget: Knight who slain the immortal dragon and the head of the immortal dragon mounted to their wall that they bicker with and fuck as if they were and old married couple

My head cannon for "Maker" is that he's truthfully an eldlicth abomination that maybe has existed for eons but he bonked his head like Goku and now he thinks he a deer

Guys I'm so fuckin serious I need to make a lady with power submit to me kink style holy SHIT

Guys I once got to slap the ass of a friend I crushed on and she said to hit her as hard as I could right? I made her jump and she blushed so W but it hurt my fuckin hand for a week, I think about that a lot

Getting those "your moots think you're annoying" thoughts

commission for @skiesofsilver.bsky.social ! #myart #commission #tftg

I love it when my canvas talks back to me. 2 part colored commission for @joeykilligan.bsky.social ft @cluclydeart.bsky.social (the hands)

Extracting mana from a thicc ass witch thoughts

What if what if you were popsicle and I licked you until you where a ball what would you even do actually gimme the details

There was this type of DA artist that, despite their potentially lower skill level, would power through and make art that while maybe not the most perfectly made pieces WERE clearly made with a raw horny desire that AI has just kinda destroyed

Treat or treat 😏

[Strange Body TF, Modularity / Fuckin, Magic Act Bullshit] #FelsspellArt I don't know why I keep coming to these. I mean I got the season pass so it's a great deal but she literally picks me for audience participation every time. It's like it's on purpose or something..... weird............

I filled another sketchbook and when going through it realized there's some stuff in here I never continued Here's some Language Barrier Size Stuff concept with @sy-170.bsky.social that I didn't do anything with!! S sorry, I guess that word maybe means 'STAY' 👀💦 #microfurry

More old sketches ✨

One day I'm gonna write a tf story that ISNT straight ass im telling you now

You ask me if I've got a water bottle you can borrow on our hike and I'm like "Sure bud!" but instead of grabbing one from my kitchen I go into my room and open this weird chest. You wanna ask me what the hell I'm doing, but once its open youre simply stunned and blushing

I absolutely do the shadow boxing with acapella sfx thing to people I'm comfortable around

When you jerk off and afterwords gotta breathe heavy as fuck post nut

blanket material tbh, maybe gotta stretch it out a bit more

Old shower time mini comic 🚿