HR called me in for calling the office micro "bite-sized" 🙄

If you saw me on the road, how fast of a speed would you hit me with a car? The current speed limit is 45, if that helps

"Why did you draw sweat lines on the inanimate object without sweat glands?" Stfu stupid THE ANSWER IS THAT ITS PORN AND I LIKE THE IDEA OF HEAT BEING GENERATED WHEN SOMEONE GETS INTO THE KINK WEEDS SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE SLOP I PROVIDE YOU

He just needs sewn back up... Hopefully...

Inanimate TF Follow up to the last dork. Sometimes someone might look cute as someone's door handle, I dunno I don't make the rules. Wonder how teasy the keyhole might be though x.x

Guys drawing idea shot of Alice Mysz saying "if you grab my ass it'll cost you your head!" Next image is maker staring at his phone like a dipshit going "hmmmm" offhand zoom into screen showing him googling "how long can a deer live without he head?"

Silly dumb scribble. Won't anyone help Horatio out of this gosh darn pickle before ALL the wires get crossed?

I really liked this idea ngl…

The cursed zipper of bimbos in hoodies returns! This time Berry is the victim, though it seems she hardly minds with her new outlook~ Part of a trade with @sensual-suplex.bsky.social who did an amazing job on this ^^

Im gonna put my big boy pants on and go to either a modern or pioneer night at my nearest lgs

Guys I'd take a gym selfie but ionno how

silly bean FWOOMPing boz up, for Alexclone!

Fourty mcdonalds nugget

The amount of oopsies that happen from me consuming thing that tf's you but being unchanged is quite a lot actually

Shout-out to artist that draws kink you're not really into but for some inexplicable reason drew one singular, very fuckin well executed pic of kink you adore and will never draw again

Stop asking for Maker to have titties

whenever i have to wear a button up shirt i think about this classic @smekbo.bsky.social yiri

You cannot recruit this party member at this time.

[inanimate object tf] you could say she's quite a *fixture* around the office >;P

Happy first day of summer! Is it hot in here, or is it me? ☀️🔥💦 🎨: @cornstick.bsky.social

If you play linger by the cranberries in the woods at 3am I will be summoned

The rumors are true... I DO often walk on my toes for literally no fuckin reason

To the fellas who repost my art thank you my reach no good youre doing God's work out here dawg

What does this mean chatroom??

If you will, allow me to indulge in some reality-warp pooltoy transformation for a moment please #pooltoy #transformation #tftuesday #furrytransformation (Reuploaded because I am a stupid puppy)

If you parry my ass during sex I'm kicking you outta the room like they would in them old cartoons

Mildly outta pocket I'm sure but sometimes I do wonder if I'd benefit from more people telling me to kill myself or hating on me here if that makes LITERALLY any sense lol

Pride month? More like uhhhh ummmmmmm

If I told you I might draw you something and then I didn't draw that thing, my bad dawg I do that a lot

Didn't think I'd be applying for a substitute cert but hey here we are

I'm sorry for writing this and it being read by another person period

I saw you wearing that three dollars and seventy five cents tag at the flea market yesterday, you looked good in it!

Range of 5 and 8, non-inclusive

If you were I clone, I wouldn't tell you lol

Its summer :)

Still haven't done balisong tf... that's surprising

Id say I'm no stranger to RP but I'm actually quite the stranger to RP

I like being given a kink task but how I choose to accomplish that kink task, as in the making the decisions on how it's completed, is the fun part for me

Okay here's some sona revision ideas: give em antlers, hooves, maybe like a stubby tail, go ahead and give em big ears, and then also like a moderately long snout. That should do it fr

WAITTTTTTT

Birthday present for AlterazGohg from his friend Silvy Very cute towel too hehe :3

This kitten in a random youtube video wearin a bee costume that im now obsessed with

I'll make a cameo in GTA 6 btw

Mina the hollower kinda a hard ah game ngl

Wait wtf... This ENTIRE TIME Jax was... JAX WAS A RABBIT?!?!

Atlas and Hans had all the right colors in all the wrong places. Those tiger hands have corrected the error. Much better.

I want to inflate someone... BUT WHO? and HOW? and into WHAT?!?!

A note-ification that sticks - [C] for @azultanuki.bsky.social.

Unrestrained Summer Fun! My side of a trade with the ever wonderful @ladyluckfate.bsky.social !!