I hate to report that cleaning my bong does make the smoking experience more enjoyable

Going plant shopping tomorrow and I’m going to get a BIG plant. Stay tuned to see what I drag home

lol this narc on a social media website posted the TOS in response to me posting the link to my Venmo. Report my post or don’t. That comment does nothing but fuel me to solicit MORE donations

Today I had a ptsd flashback at my former mother in laws. Christmas is going to fucking suck

There are a bunch of sub-posts across multiple subreddits I’m in that I KNOW are referencing each other. And like. Watching the interpersonal issues play out publicly is interesting

Socks are a feat in engineering. Knitting is such a cool technology. woman in stem

I spent a few days in a hotel which means of course I dressed up and took pictures of myself

I said “women don’t suddenly divorce their husbands bc there’s social power in being attached that way to a man” while in a group of femdoms and there was a literal record scratch before multiple said no, there isn’t? Okay so yall aren’t doing your homework…

My groupchat is just the 5 people I text about the same thing. They would hate to be in a chat together, but they all need to know.

Thoughts from a veteran whore: Capitalism only works if there is exploitation and unpaid labor. The whores threaten it because we know our labor has value and demand it be paid.

*knitting a sock with dpns* wow. My tension is AWFUL today. Why is everything wobbly Turns out I had mixed up sizes and was knitting with needles that were different sizes

Every now and then I remember that one of my step monsters friends threatened to shoot me? If I stole anything from her car? When she drove me home once? I must’ve been 12. What the fuck was my childhood

“You could’ve been nicer” I could’ve been meaner, how about that!

Going into hour two of the onions caramelizing: they’re starting to turn color a bit. Maybe by noon they’ll be complete

Mushrooms aren’t the internet of the forest they’re the gossips

Making French onion soup today. All roads lead to soup

One of my favorite concert experiences was seeing Maggie Grace. Yalllllll. It was so fun! Also, Meg Smith made meeting her really accessible and that was super hot girl shit.

Loren from Before the 90 Days is so lucky that I can’t get my hands on him. He deserves to be tried at The Hague

Hi! If you don’t think people deserve housing and food for simply existing? You’re evil! Have a great day

He’s lucky my ethics are what they are I don’t out him to his coworkers for barking like a dog while I beat his balls

Gardening friends (not a euphemism): I’m overwintering pepper plants indoor for the first time. Do I water them at all? Should I be concerned with how much light they get or as long as they’re warm and safe?

West End Girl hurts

You rang???

“…and then I just gaslit him”

Idk I think open toed sandals in the airport should be a felony punishable by life

JOY OLADOKUN IS MAKING THEIR OPRY DEBUT!!!! 🥹

My life may get rough… but at least I don’t work at AWS today.

After playing with my violet wand exactly 30 seconds, I know that electro play is going to top of my favs list

Thinking about the man who tried to softly scold me for being loudly anti Nazi in public… Fear really is a bitch.

*heavy breathing*

My violet wand should arrive this week and I’m already standing at the window waiting for

It’s diabolical to have a ticking clock in an exam room

And ALSO. I’m sorry to dummies who think Taylor Swift has been apolitical her whole life. She was talking about how excited she was to register to vote in 2007 when she turned 18. Idk how true it is, but allegedly (according to her) she registered to vote from her computer on 12/13/2007.

“She doesn’t understand Ophelia. Ophelia didn’t have any agency.” FIRST OF ALL. Do you understand Hamlet in and out? Me neither. Second. THATS THE POINT! SHE ISNT OPHELIA, HE DIDNT SAVE HER

Tross & Taggie

Multiple Big Machine/Scotty B references in the show Nashville. That man is a SCOURGE ON THIS TOWN

ARIZONA ROBBINS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

I wonder how my ex who worked in 911 dispatch here feels about this show

911 Nashville opened with a sudden tornado.. Those mother fuckers??? Get out of my swaaaamp

Sometimes being a Taylor Swift Auttie is like that community scene where the white woman says “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty”

I don’t know EXACTLY what Tyra Banks has going on in Australia… But I know what’s on tik tok is blatant fetish content?????? 🎀👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️🎀

Fearless TV = the Great War ??

I’ll never stop screaming about this.

@lavendergay.bsky.social YOYOK is 1989???? Why would you do this to meeeeeeeee

“ICE was here bothering them. So I came to bother ICE”

Oh. OH SPEAK NOW = ANTI HERO

Okay but chat… It’s weird that a new acquaintance would send me a picture of their back covered in scratch marks from an intimate encounter without asking right.

Maybe tik tok should be banned. Why are people saying “omg character arc for cops” because police officers are “refusing to assist ICE”. THEYRE ALL COPS THEY’RE THE SAME THING

📣 this is the point

“What would we do with 6 bedrooms” IS RIGHT JORDAN