#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Senior Citizen Kane

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Haggle & Flow

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Refer (A Friend) Madness

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Ferris Bueler's Day Off-Season

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Free to the First

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays The Promo

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Grosse Rewards Points Blank

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Black Friday After Next

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Genericky Bobby

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Scratched and Dent-Ted

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Dr. No-Frills

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Rebaters of the Lost Ark

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Clearance and Present Danger

#DiscountMoviesOrPlays Coupon Runnings

#DarwinianShowsAndPlays Studying All Creatures Great and Small

Spoilers for Today's New York Times Crossword: Today's theme is the college concern of grade inflation, and the only college referenced in the puzzle is Florida State University. Is this crossword a veiled criticism? Should The Noles be offended?

I thought I was so suave getting ready for my hookup #AndThenISpilled the cologne all over my bedroom.

#RepairABookOrPlay Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Duct-Taped

#RepairABookOrPlay Agnes of Gauze

#RepairABookOrPlay The Glued Menagerie

#RepairABookOrPlay Our American Percussive Maintenance

#RepairABookOrPlay Adhesive and Old Lace

#RepairABookOrPlay I Can DIY Bad All by Myself

#RepairABookOrPlay Kintsugi Lear

#RepairABookOrPlay The Handyman Cometh

#RepairABookOrPlay Oedipus No Longer Wrecks

James Van Der Beek was a national treasure and will be dearly missed.

While I was waiting for my drive-thru order, a worker felt compelled to share that her father had the same car as me until he let his stepson borrow it and the stepson drove it into a lake. She clarified that she was not manifesting the same fate for me but noted the abundance of lakes in the area.

The sorceress called me a sick puppy #AndThenIGotTheFlu

"Work from Home" by Fifth Harmony but as a love song to a car

#BadAuditionsForMovieRoles CORN!

#MyNewYearsEveIs * stranger * than yours. 😉

The internet says that my gnome type is scholarly mystic.

The ghost of Rob Reiner appeared to me in a dream last night and told me that compassion and forgiveness were the solutions to humanity's problems.

The Porcine Queen #SoftenedScroogesHeart

A song #SoftenedScroogesHeart and put a pep in his step.

Bondage #SoftenedScroogesHeart

#MyGuestsNeedToLeaveBecause I don't have enough chains for everyone.

#TheresNoThanksgivingWithout important revelations.

Drop some BEVERAGES 🍷🖤☕️

Conan Gray has Twilight energy. I will not be elaborating.

My chicken coop #HasManyLayers

#IDontActStrangeExceptWhen I'm awake.

#TerribleThanksgivingTraditions subjecting me to sportsball games when you wouldn't even watch me belting out show tunes before the parade

Ever is #AlmostOver

#BooksOrShowsAboutFeet Ugly Pedi

#BooksOrShowsAboutFeet This Little Piggy Is Us

#BooksOrShowsAboutFeet Charlie's Ankles

#BooksOrShowsAboutFeet Socks and the City

Sure we can try bondage, but #SafetyFirst