Goodnight friends, from me and my necessities.

“This is one of the things I’ve ever done.” #friendquotes

Not a party without Kringle. 👀🥳

One of my besties is getting baptized today!! 🥳

Any electricians wanna come over and tinker with the circuit breaker to get power back on in my living room? 😂 I gave it my best shot.

Brought to you by overtime pay and a stack of gift cards. My mom said: “I can hear your Nintendo from over here” across the room while I was turning on my switch lite this morning. I knew it was probably time to upgrade because it has been getting more noisy and worse for a few years + POKOPIA!!

My sibling bought Pokemon Violet and it's making me feel like an old woman because what do you mean you just rename your Pokemon whenever you want. There used to be a guy for that.

Happy Friday! Enjoy these cool criss cross clouds. 🥰

@baronduki.bsky.social How many frog Luigi’s do you think you can fit on one backpack?

“Honey, I shrunk the Mr.Potato Head”

I know 7 people who are currently pregnant. I don’t think I have ever known this many pregnant people at once in my whole life. I thought we were done with the baby boom.

My first bluesky review might be on its way soon. Stay tuned. #peeps

Tell those who mean the most to you how much you love them. Don't leave it until it's to late to do so. 🫶

At this point I’m not even surprised when I check insurance claims and see every single thing denied. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I pay for fun at this point apparently.

The Midwest where bosses think “We’d rather you risk your life getting to work than close down for one day so everyone can be safe. Snow emergency? Doesn’t exist.”

Tonight, I predict a movie will win an Oscar

I appreciate when artists take the time to welcome you into the journey that is their art and it’s creation. This album holds a special place in my heart and it’s so so good. I recommend you take a listen. #mika

The Yoshi eggs are out and we’re dreaming about spring. (Despite the big snow storm coming our way) And yes Yoshi and Yoshi eggs are acceptable spring decorations, don’t judge. 😅

Fin. #katamaridamacy

Cant wait for people to insult Pokémon Winds by saying something like: “Pokémon Winds? More like Pokémon farts.” as if they just dropped the biggest burn of 2027. #pokémon

I hope everyone using one knows about this already, but it never hurts to share, because it’s life threatening. Please be careful out there. #diabetes

Gauze on my teeth when I’m not numb makes me wanna 🤮🤮 I can’t stand the sensation.

Surgery is over, peace out tooth! 🥳🥳🥳

Giving a man a thousand hugs is a terrible way for 10,000 lightning bugs to teach him to dance.

Surgery is tomorrow, I am starting to feel nervous and a lot more scared than I have been about it. I took a half day so I won’t just be wallowing around in fear all morning, but I’m ready for it to be over.

Oral Surgery tomorrow: Booooooo!! Getting to have pudding for dinner tomorrow: Wooooooo!!

Pray for my ride home. I made it about two minutes on the highway before I had a panic attack and had to get off. Still about an hour drive so I have to put my big girl pants on and go shortly.

Happy Mario Day! #goodwillfind

pov: you only have a switch 1

3 more sleeps until surgery. 🥹

Happy Monday to me!! I get to go home an hour early AND it’s like 70° out. It’s supposed to rain the rest of the week, but I’m ignoring that. 😂

My god daughters ideal nap situation that she’s stuck with every day for the past three weeks is the Cars movie with her favorite blankie. So everytime I visit I get to just chill and watch Cars. Not a bad deal.

My twin surprised me with the Stitch Lego New York exclusive when we got back. 🥰 I love him.

Let the editing begin. 🥰

And just like clockwork the new Pokémon game gets announced and suddenly everyone remembers yet again that they want a new Eevee evolution and the rumors begin.

Me: I don’t need a haircut my hair isn’t that long. Also my hair:

Things I had to say at work today: “Please don’t pinch your penis.” “Your butt is behind you.” - in response to “Miss Alex, where’s my butt.” “You can’t just belly bump your friends like that.” “Yay you didn’t pee on the floor!” At least I’m never bored. 😂

I didn’t realize how funny it was until I got home that every company ever that builds in NYC is like: “Let’s make it 5 stories.” and Apple was like: “What about a giant cool basement?”

NYC Trip Statistics: 7 Subway rides 2 Slices of pizza 4 Flights cancelled and rebooked 1 Broadway Show 1 Walk around Central Park Estimated 43.5 miles walked 1 Delayed Plane Ride 1 New nickname acquired 1 Tom Felton Meeting

What’s even more funny about me making this is I have yet to have played this game and I can’t even claim this to be true.

Psyduck enjoys a morning at the Central Park Zoo.

Not even 5 minutes into logging in for the first time in forever and I leveled up.

Money comes and goes, but a chance to meet one of my favorite people even briefly and have him sign my book? Once in a lifetime.

Found some gems at the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square on a bathroom break. 🥰

I love graphic design because someone had to clear bars of soap that look like they say EW on them.

Psyduck is out and about exploring the big city. 🥰

HAPPY POKEMON DAY!!! 🎉🥳🙌🏻 30 years of Pokemon isn’t just nostalgia… it’s generational. ❤️ Few franchises survive that long. Even fewer stay culturally relevant. There are adults playing Pokémon now who weren’t alive when it started and kids today whose parents grew up with it…

Happy Pokémon Day!

Even though they lost I am pretty sure that I like hockey now. #NewYorkRangers #Hockey