My period is late. :I

Me and my stand if I were a guy, if anyone cares.

My goth baby is overstimulated. 💔

// this pms is killing me I may just log off this app until it’s over it’s affecting my mood when I write 🫠

Yeesh, self restraint needs to be practiced more.

Baby fever. . . Biscotti is barely even a year old, I can’t WANT another this soon. 💧

HUH

I did what the other Joestars couldn’t do and fucked a Zeppeli. 🫡

Grateful Dead has uses for those tentacles. 🥰

Can stand users see *** that stands make on other stand users? Asking for a friend.

I can’t with this bastard right now. 💢

Oh! He’s actually going to use Grateful on me—! . . .I’ll be back later. 🤭

. . .Everything is suddenly making much more sense.

I may have a thing for suits and harnesses, I’m noticing.

Why not? I love making men feel inferior.

My irritability is high as fuck today, ugh.

If anything happened to my son I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.

Sleepy. . .

// update on Matteo, my RisAffy au fankid…. Nickname Mezzanotte 🥹

She murmurs his real name in the darkness of the room, before she leans over to turn on one of the lamps close by to offer a little light. She’s still dressed for bed, hair askew and her sleeping mask pushed up on to her forehead. “You’re up late.” It was a statement, more than a lecture, slowly—

// I mean……

If you need a point of reference for how fucked he is— He works closely with Cioccolata and Secco. . . .I’m almost certain they’re the reason he came back, anyhow. But I’m done with this topic.

Never mind. I’m done for today.

Specchio. Please, it’s not easy for me to talk about him. 💧

He has yellow eyes because he’s literally a ghost. I killed him. He came back. Something about his stand. . . I don’t know. But I’m going to kill him again. 💢

I’m talking about my shitty ex husband, Cordelia.

He has yellow eyes and hair like a skunk. Just as a warning. I thought we’d killed him before. . . 💢

I mean- as long as you aren’t blonde you should be fine. I think?

Awful is an understatement. 💧

// I NEED TO DO MORE W FANTASMA HES a piece of shit but he’s hot…… one day I’ll draw him out properly and test him but I’d have to restrain myself from having my pros and risotto kick the shit out of him LMAO

My abusive ex husband is a ghost. 😐 And a catboy.

‘That one blonde kid’ and it’s Prosciutto and I’s daughter.

Best you can do is offer support while setting boundaries. It’s a very hard line to walk, you never know if they’ll take it personally- but parenthood isn’t easy. Especially with teenagers. 💧

// I’m gonna be completely honest idk if I’m comfortable shipping Affy outside of risotto prosciutto n pesci It might be my autism and being stupidly attached to my comfort ships but I genuinely struggle to make things work with other characters. I apologize. But I figured I should set boundaries

She’s a hormonal, rebellious teenager. Everything is going to seem like a hostile, personal attack to her. Like I said, just give her space right now. I’ll make sure she apologizes.

She doesn’t listen to her father, I don’t think she’ll listen to anyone else.

I do apologize for her disrespect. As much as I’d like to say it’s just how rebellious teenagers are— trust me, I speak from experience— I know she should still be held accountable. . . .I hope everything is alright with her. 💧 It’s my job to know. ( Sigh. )

It’s my job to talk to my daughter, please leave it to me.

. . .Give her space. Trying to dissuade her just tends to piss her off even more. I’ll talk to her when she’s had time to calm down.

???? What is going on.

#jjbarp #mvrp 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟓 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐝 𝐨𝐜 / 𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 + 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐩 / 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰.

Do I have to say it??

Don’t??? Milk me????

// I gotta draw Affy’s sister at some point….. ik he’s her great great grandad at this point but she got Jonathan’s blue hair

Shut up you’re UPSETTING HIM!!!!

Just overheard this in the other room. Tonight is certainly a night.

Emotionally taxing day today. Think I’m going to go sandwich myself between my husbands for the rest of the night so I don’t have to think anymore.