. . .Is that where my pants went?

I’ve done my part. ( 😊 )

Sometimes Risotto will disappear while I am speaking to him.

💭 I don’t like talking to people for this exact reason.

Too many people. . . 💢

..maybe he ain’t hear me correctly—

No. ( Slamming the door in his face. )

Why are you asking?

I’m not a capo.

🧍🏻

😬

No.

I kill people for a living.

😐

😐

the hat stays on during sex

. . .Which one is Skeletor and which one is Jack Skellington. . .?

Brewing up strong coffee.

When did they CHANGE IT.

( Installing Solitaire on his Windows XP. )

YEAHYEAH

// I would like to write a bit more seriously but want to indulge in my au so…. If u wanna starter like this

If anything happened to my son I would kill everyone in the room and then myself.

// drawing his son as a baby in a Metallica bean onsie I’m so weak…..

// THATS SO LONG I APOLOGIZE I rly wanted to explore risotto’s religious trauma on top of getting to write my au w him where he gets the chance to have a somewhat positive relationship with it…. 😌

@gatestoheaven.bsky.social Risotto remembers exactly three pivotal moments in his life where attending church had impacted him irreparably, and only once where it had brought him solace. He had been a child, the son of a whore, attending mass where—

// I would like to write a bit more seriously but want to indulge in my au so…. If u wanna starter like this

// update on Matteo, my RisAffy au fankid…. Nickname Mezzanotte 🥹

Motivation for what.

. . .? Why. . .?

. . .Maybe I should invest in a shirt.

Holding a tiny cup of coffee in his hands.

. . .?

They’re not bad either, but I have my biases.

Shut the fuck up, there’s a new Metallica documentary.

// there’s stuff I want to do but idk how to do it or approach ppl aughhh

Passione won’t have a priest for long.

Is he— Is this just an older man thing?

. . .Prosciutto’s been in the bathroom for 40 minutes.

// I already have a few fankid accounts but,,, developing my RisAffy au fankid more and he’s so god damn sweet and cute idk AGH……. Idk if anyone would like to indulge me writing this au a bit here lmk

. . .Yeah. ( He’s not willing to trauma dump further, it’s a slippery slope. ) But regardless- despite my personal issues- I do not blame people for coping or practicing whatever brings them comfort. As long as they aren’t assholes about it.

. . . 😐

Not only are we part of the LIGIBITIQWUA but we also have some sort of religious trauma? Bonding!

No, no— Different man. I’m sure. Only that I have negative connotations with the church for how they treated my mother for sins *he* committed.

I have a Father-not-the-Father.

. . .I thought we were done having these discussions.

He has no room to talk.