wow, my bridged bsky is utterly broken on some fedi instances now. over here, i'm both @[email protected] and @[email protected]. i guess sharkey doesn't support handle renaming? because, for once, Mastodon is seemingly handling it properly ​:blobthinking:​

Busy weekend. Fixing cars for one, but also... actually learning Deno and TypeScript. Been suffering from coders block for months, and ol' faithful .NET began to feel rather tedious. It's been a long time since I've had genuine fun programming. Thanks, @deno.land 🥰

*breaths in* Hmm, smells like #HumpDay

Anyway, I got a new cable, and it's already trying to shame me

[🔞 Adult] We were told to play with bones. Instructions unclear. 🦴🐶

Snuggles? #Locktober #CageCheck 4/31

Everyone on the football team pointed and laughed at my nub today. Can't you all keep a secret!? Do you think it'll ever grow back? 😥 #Locktober #CageCheck 2/31

Downgraded... #Locktober #CageCheck 1/31 Thanks, @kink3d.com — got here just in time for the 1st to replace my old cage! toy will wear it with pride 😈

The clock almost strikes midnight... #Locktober 0/31

frens 🥰 ⚪ @ducky.ws / ⚫ @astra.blue

The countdown begins...

seriously, if you're still doing this with JS, just use the prefers-color-scheme CSS query already — it'll happen before the website is even painted. i'm not banging the "hurrdurr JS sucks" drum but it *does* suck for this purpose

since ya'll kept blowing up my DMs about buying one

This #ThrowbackThursday is brought to you by an obedient scally slave. Going cheap. Only lightly used. (Honest) 📅 17-Mar-2023

if you’re self-hosting a pds you get to take your posts with you during the rapture

No thoughts. Just dog. Just gear. #MXMonday

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A wild Ducktoy for your pleasure on this #Humpday. Don't hold back 😉

in light of people calling Bluesky Bsky, I suggest we call Mastodon Mdon

scrolling through someone's feed and seeing my own posts they reposted

bottom orange thing sleep attire

Orange dogs are always at their happiest with a tasty bone to nom on 🐶😈 🍆 @grumpypuppy13.bsky.social / 🟠 @ducky.ws

Mooooorning 👀

Think I'm getting good at this service top thing. He asks, toy pounds 😈 (He'd make an excellent hole for a real top too 😉) 🏍️ @ducky.ws / 🏉 @astra.blue

Haven't been on a train in literal months. Purchased an Evening Out Off-Peak Return and feel like I need a law degree to know which train I'm allowed to return on.

What if we touched cocks on this cold morning...? 👉👈

It'll soon be time to dig out the hi-viz layers again... #ThrowbackThursday 📅 19-Aug-2023

At the third stroke, the time is one minute past #HumpDay 🧢 @astra.blue / 🐶 @ducky.ws

Early eaaaarly #MXMonday diddling. Anyone else horny and awake needing a hole to breed? 😉

Out, loud, and proud — also my feet are killing me. Worth it. 🏳️‍🌈 📅 #ReadingPride '25 (30-Aug-2025) 📷 @astra.blue (+ @ducky.ws) 1/6

The weather did hold out for the parade and I enjoyed taking pictures of everyone there ❤️ You can find the ones I've taken at photos.astra.blue/9qvhinsiru/r...

Marking the last parade with @nuzzles.uk at #ReadingPride. Fantastic turnout, and the weather just about held out. Photos to come — absolutely knackered now 🫣

Psssh, so behind on picking favourites from official event photos. Guess I better start with last weekend 🥰🏳️‍🌈 📅 #SouthamptonPride '25 (23-Aug-2025) 📷 @astra.blue 1/6

Really enjoyed Southampton Pride over the weekend, got so many pictures of pups and others during the march. You can find the photos I took at photos.astra.blue/axel85seao/s... ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🟠 @ducky.ws 🔵 @astra.blue

Very happy with these new patches, feels great to have its designation on its gear 😁

Only have a couple of days to reach the goal, any help would be appreciated even if it's boosting the post for more visibility ❤️

See... told ya 😁

All ready for #SouthamptonPride tomorrow. Give me pets if you see me — I'll be waving the big-ass @nuzzles.uk flag 🐶 📷 @astra.blue

#MonochromeMonday? Haven't done one of these yet ⚫⚪

How to talk to small annoying orange toys 🔵 @astra.blue / 🟠 @ducky.ws

Photos from August @nuzzles.uk are uploaded! photos.astra.blue/16kjn01bw6/n... 🟠 @pyrofusky.bsky.social

Another fantastic Saturday at @nuzzles.uk. So many photos from previous events and Nuzzfest to catch up — better get to posting them over the week 🫣 🟠 @ducky.ws / 🔵 @astra.blue

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Eaaaarly morning shift before @nuzzles.uk. Will see you all there later in the afternoon 🥰