Today I've woken up and realised my whole life has been controlled by a crippling porn addiction I've fapped so many times that my arm's fallen off To take back my life I'm quitting porn and deleting this account permanently Before I go forever, my final message is... #AprilFools

They stuck themselves through a wall 🟣🟠🟦 #kirbynsfw

Object Yitties. I should play Paper Mario

FUCK I'M CREAMING MY PANTS ALREADY AAAAAAAANNGHHH BUNNY KIRBY PAIZURIIIIIIIIIIIII 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💕💕💕💕💕

Bunny Suit Kirby! (suggested by @automaticbulldozer.bsky.social)

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thinking of jerking off right about now

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Need a non-Euclidean room so I can facefuck myself So really what I want is a portal gun probably

Taking turns #kirbynsfw

Can't sleep, I'm jerkin' Kneading my gherkin Addiction to a picture of a puffball twerkin' Cream in my jeans when I'm puttin' the work in Sleepin' in the sheets I was goin' berserk in

Oooghhhh I'm horny

more fun with gooey

Watching movies with friends be like

Why do I want someone to sit on my face so badly hhhhhhhhhh

ok damn now he's enjoying it settle down horny ass

Stars are dying Stars are living I'm still out here fapping and shlicking

Nichika's first time with a human #kirbynsfw

Woke up in the middle of the night and now I can't stop thinking about boobs I want a titfuck so badly 😖💦

How does it feel like To wake up in your cum And how does it feel like To shower everyone And how does it feel like To let the cum flow free And how does it feel like To spend a little lifetime being an orb fuckerrrrr Cream a pink Kirby

I have definitely thought a normal amount about you and/or your character and have certainly not been losing my mind to lust

Galacta Knight making this year's Valentine's Day special~ #kirbynsfw

This is how I'm sleeping #kirbynsfw

[CUMFLATION] M1n M1n getting it ROUGH and absolutely PUMPED #kirbynsfw | #cumflation

Galacta Knight's pussy has been said to be strong enough to crack diamonds #kirbynsfw

Can't sleep cause every time I close my eyes I imagine my friends masturbating

This is a PSA

Cooooock pussy tits and bum (tits and bum) Cooooock pussy tits and bum (tits and bum) And thighs and feet and mouth and cum Cooooock pussy tits and bum (tits and bum)

Another night humping the bed cause I can't get my mind off big boy boobs 💦

A normal party but everyone is really horny and wants to masturbate and slowly everyone else starts to realise it and loses their inhibitions sticking their hands into their trousers and rubbing themselves fast and loudly in front of everyone

Omw to learn "Cum for me" and "I'm gonna cum" in every language so I can make polyglots cream themselves

:3

I'm so hard rn GHHHHHH I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HORNY AND LEAKING 💦 I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY ART THAT CONVEYS HOW BRICKED UP I AM HOLY SHIT I think I'm gonna go crazyyyyyy pumping and humping and plapping and fapping and oooooogh OOH OOH OOH AH AH AH

Every time I see people getting up in arms over something unproblematic I always start to ask if they've got skeletons in the closet Because 9 times out of 10 the people whining about random things like this are hiding something far worse than the thing they're complaining about Anyway booba good

I think it's really hot when people cum in their pants I think it's even hotter when they do it without being touched/minimal touching or just on the spot

These things just happen :3

Happy Year of the Horse

Ouuuuuuuughhhh I was jerking off over a voice call with a friend of mine who kept demanding me to make them pregnant and that made me CUM SO FUCKING HARD YESSS 💦💦💦 They even touched on my other kinks too like titjobs and assjobs NNNNNGH 😍 COULDN'T HOLD BACK I swear they've got me all figured out 💦

Merry Christmas

There's a lot of people I talk to that make me horny every time they send me a message and they might not even realise it

I know I should be making lunch but FUCK I can't stop touching myself

Imagine wanting to have hot steamy 69 sex Couldn't be me

Was gonna go shopping today but eh I think I'll masturbate instead

I either wanna fuck somebody or eat pretzels tonight

It's a sleeping butt naked kinda night. It's a not horny but want to make people go feral for me kinda night

Does anyone else feel this or is it just me

"Galactic Nova I wish that Kirby would smother me with his big tits" "OKAY! YOUR PLANET WILL BE CRUSHED BY 1000 HUGE BIRDS BELONGING TO KIRBY >"

Can you imagine being randomly horny all of a sudden couldn't be me amirite hehehehe Mmmmgh why do I feel tinglyyy

Gently massaging my dick to full hardness so I can power jerk it to get the hot splooge out faster

So much Meta pussy making me go feral for him like in 2018

"third time in a row? I'm starting to think you lose on purpose!" #kirbynsfw #metaknight #darkmetaknight #hatefuck #hatesex