Matching shirt to undies on monochromatic Monday, although technically my outfit is bichromatic 🤷

Veggie cream cheese on a bagel totally counts as one daily serving of vegetables, right?

Hungover in bed listening to the rain

Kinda want to stay in bed all day

Now accepting applications for fwb. Qualifications: *Lives near me *Good at kissing *Enjoys cuddling *Willing to touch my dick with your hands (mouth preferred) *Willing to let me touch your dick *Able to hold a conversation

@sentimentbot.bsky.social curious

Fuck, I love Fridays around here. Seeing all your beautiful cocks is a nice respite from doom scrolling and daily life

Would have been rude of me not to welcome @jasonjacksxxx.bsky.social to town last night 💦 #FCF #frotting #cum

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Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.

My thick, flabby thighs absolutely hate leg day 😩 #ThighsDay #ThickThighs

Happy #HumpDay. Celebrating by remembering when @theprofnextdoor.bsky.social enjoyed this hump 😋

Is #WetWednesday a thing? 🫟 Vid just dropped: onlyfans.com/1969264982/p...

Good morning, from me and my wood 🍆

Let's be honest: It happened more than once but this is the only time we filmed it 🤭 @carbonotter.bsky.social has a very suckable dick

Denver, I'm in you but only for like 20 mins. Delayed flight here and short layover means premature evacuation 😩

Get in there pls 🥺

Need a sugar rush to start your day? Come have a nibble. #FCF

#FCF is better with friends, like @midwestx2.bsky.social 💦

Yep, it's fat. Especially around the middle. #FCF

Enjoy this fat load from my fat cock to celebrate the end of this shitty week #FCF #FLF

Just some playful strokes this #FCF

It's still #FCF somewhere

Sometimes you need to let the little guy breathe #FCF

You can reach inside, boy, but only cuz it's FCF 😈

Happy #FCF! My first repost is my earliest FCF post, from a time when Bluesky didn't even have hashtag support. We've come a long way, baby (and still so far to go). I'm off to sleep here but will repost some more when I wake up 😘

As a Bluesky elder (😎) I've posted a FCF pic nearly every week since July 2023, altho I've deleted some since. Thinking I might repost some of my favorites periodically throughout the day tmrw rather than posting a new FCF pic.

Wyd if you walk out on the patio and find me like this? #DickSlip #ThirstyThursday

One of my favorite things to do on clearsky.app is see who accounts that blocked me are also blocking. I've found some great accounts to follow that way 😂 I'm now blocked by 467 accts btw 💁

New Nike undies just in time for #HumpDay

Went shopping w/my mom today and saw these white shorts with 5" inseam on clearance. She told me I shouldn't get them cuz they're see thru. That was kinda the point of why I wanted them but I still felt shamed and put them back 😩 I did buy some sale Nike boxerbriefs tho. Pics of those coming soon!

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Ngl it's hot af to see my dick as your phone's lock screen

Idk, would y'all bookmark a pic of my big dick?

It's a breakfast for dinner kinda night 😋

Bush in B&W #MCM #MonochromeMonday

While y'all were watching the VMAs, I was kissing a hot man 🥴🥵 #SundayFunday

Cider flights with @theprofnextdoor.bsky.social ☺️

Get to finally meet another one of my close bloomfs @theprofnextdoor.bsky.social today!!! So excited!! 😁😁😁

Ready for you #SundayFunday

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.

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Slept in briefs last night just to feel something

17 pics from this fun photoshoot with @jrandallphoto84.bsky.social drop tmrw on my OF If you ever wanted to see me fully naked (without blurred face), sign up in the next 3 days to get 20% off your first month: onlyfans.com/profnextdoor #FCF

Sound on if you wanna hear my morning wood slapping my stomach Happy #FatCockFriday #FCF

Something I think about a lot is that the extended version of "hot" should really be "hoooooooot" based on how you speak it but then it looks like an extended version of "hoot" when typed so I default to "hotttttttt." Maybe I should just use "sexyyyyyy" instead? Thanks for coming to my TEDTalk

As you requested 🥵

Late night horn. Need a buddy to bring his humps here 😩 #HumpDay

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Oof, flight attendant with dark hair, mustache, and arm tattoos can get it 🥴🥵