Being casually groped as I'm scrolling bluesky @//~//@

Kinda close. Why must thine mind be freaketh?

Just frotted :3

"hey I'm lesbian. lesbian the skeleton"

People only vaguely knowing about ADHD is so funny to me. I'll say something like "I haven't taken my ADHD meds in a while" and they'll sound so concerned

Controversial choices aside, having both Hbomberguy and Joey Kuras voice characters is very funny to me

petition to replace the term babytrans with eggshells

Public servers are the worst. You're having fun, everyone is cool as fuck, then there's one person/a small group of people that leaves a bad taste in your mouth

"oh I really like Oingo Boingo" "Oh really? Little Girls is-" LITTLE GIRLS IS SATIRISING HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES!!! YOU MEDIA ILLITERATE FUCK I JUST WANNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY

I'm in a transfem server, where I'm slowly introducing them all to hypno. I used one, and like, 3 more are begging for me to hypnotise them as well Is this how cults are started?

practicing puppet warp

wife wanted me to make a shirt design :3 features a lossless version with no background in case youd like to print it somewhere too

awawa @abitchandahalf.bsky.social

if you see this post a charactet that starts with B Bhomer Simpson

Ladies, is it really sex if she doesn't leave with atleast 3 fractures and an unhinged jaw?

Monsterfuckers of the cloudless air, I've got a query So gorgons can consent to sex, right? What about the hair? They're just snakes, right, but are they intelligent snakes? Do they feel the same sensations as the Gorgon, meaning said Gorgon can't consent if she's not bald? Much to think about

reuniculus

Spiral staircases are so fucking lame. "Oh, I want to walk in a circle, but I also want to make progress"??? Grow up

And one of the first survivors to step forward to try to stop Epstein? A trans woman, who was promptly mocked and villified by the New York Post, New York Magazine, the courts and law enforcement.

Trying to 100% mario odyssey from a fresh save, you really understand how masterful the level layout is. Often in open world games, I find myself hitting the world boarders, being forced to turn back, but I don't think that's ever happened in my multiple playthroughs of the game

Running your fingertip across her exposed pain receptors 🥰

God, I've become so obsessed with Ohgr recently

Growing up on the internet, I always assumed everyone else I spoke to was older than me, which was true in most cases Tho this has the weird side effect that whenever I see a bsky bio that says '18', I'm always like "fuck you mean you're younger than me"

WE PRAY FOR MOMENTS LIKE THESE

WOOOO

LET'S FUCKING GO

HE'S DOING THE THING

My CD Player came today. Binged all 5 SOAD albums. Life is good

Going to practice making hypnofiles, hopefully releasing one this week Does anyone know any platforms I can put them on? Bsky and patreon are the obvious two, but I also kinda wanna post elsewhere as well

I'll fuck you harder than capitalism ever could

Just impulsively purchased a custom strap-on that'll let me double penetrate my playthings. No better way of telling them "you're mine" than preventing them from walking for a day

Okay, so if I post a nude (there's thousands on bsky) i get 20-25 likes, but when I try to innovate the status quo, I get one? Okay, okay, I'm not mad, just kinda expected better from all of you

Lust will control your mind And eat up the rest of you There is no one left to fulfill your fantasies You can't escape from the powers inside You'll never see me Never count me out I'm in your thoughts Like a tumor I can destroy you I can kill your dreams I'm like the needle In your hungry eyes

(OC) It's getting bad again

Saw this pic earlier, its literally me tbh..

Deezer: thank you for giving us 50 of your favourite bands. We're going to ignore this and give you a playlist that is 20% deftones

"@grok remove her clothes" is slang for "women can't even think about me without gagging"

"mmm fuck, just like that, site that source baby. Godddd, you're also adding footnotes so its easier for people to fact check individual pieces of imformation. You site so fucking gooooood"

sorry kirby but I don't fw you like that

Hey everyone, I just want to remind you that while situations may seem dire, and at times impossible to withstand, only through perseverance and the resolve to keep moving forwards can they get better. Writing 'boo' may be scary, but go on a bit longer and that becomes 'boobies'. Never give up.

I think a flex Friday is the most I can manage this week. Periodic reminder that I'm a gym rat.

I'd rather be in hell than purgatory

Winnie thy Pooh

Lazy dom that hypnotises one sub into fucking the other

QP a game with a 10/10 soundtrack The game is still a 2/10 tho

Got bored. Here's my favourite pokemon :3

No new pictures where are you at mentally?

As the UK becomes more and more dystopian, I become so glad that I have such a strong online presence. If things get shitfucked, I can be more confident about moving!!

"Calm down Blue Grinch, we're your friends" "Shut up buzz, I'm getting knee surgery"