Happy straight people in their damn feelings and performing mental gymnastics to feel oppressed month.

My core is so sore from exercise that a stretch almost caused me to accidentally nut in bed last night. I don't understand this, but I'm not gonna complain.

My suffering through legacy services at work is about to make me joker laugh until I'm in tears. Someone just put me in a choke hold and make me night night, but not the kind that makes me piss myself alright? Let me have some dignity.

After so long, I'm working on a new comic! I'm still working on it, but I'll start uploading the pages individually very soon. The comic will be soft NSFW, but most of the time it will be SFW These are the two main characters. Some of you may already know them, others may not. Alejandro & Enzo

I need y'all to look at these hyenas. HECK. 😤💦

The dick slippage on these reese's themed undies is actually outta control.

Got my time off approved for UK trip in August. I can't wait to fucking melt on the streets of London.

Ah yes... nothing says PUNK more than corporate tools designed to deprive creatives of their jobs and further consolidate wealth upward.

Man. I need to find my gym shorts. My REI outdoor shorts keep almost falling down and it's extra bad at the gym.

The worst thing about living near a Micro Center is the crazy loud siren cries of their Motherboard, RAM and CPU combo bundle pricing.

Every time I discuss character lore, I just so soooo desperately love when a character reaches their limit, has a psychotic break and they're consumed by another entity, changing personalities, strength, vibe and intellect. You can't handle it anymore? Well now it's my turn.

Huh. I wonder where my knife block went... *Stares at a photo of the stuff left behind In FL* Oops. There it is. 🫠

Pretty sure this was caused by my unused pre-workout I consumed before we went to the gym only to discover that the gym was closed. 💢 I got my nut. Don't worry.

It's 5am. I have a headache. I'm annoyed for some reason and all I want to do is beat meat rn. 💢💢💢💢💢

Ever just... sniff after a workout? 💦

We spend almost 3k/month for this place and the fridge is problematic. We got back from FWA and found that basically almost every beverage exploded. Then I did some tests and determined that it just doesn't shut off. The fridge was getting down below 28°F.

I did the rest of my nodes. I gotta say, this went way smoother than I thought it would go. I'm also slowly getting my Home Assistant reconfigured for the new apartment. 🫠

Google's concept for how the web works irks me the more I hear about it and I'm just over it. Their insulated bay-area tech-bro ideology is so absolutely out of touch with the rest of us that I feel the collective resentment brewing. Their future for us is techno-feudalism, and we're the serfs.

Post FWA Status Update: - My gut punch bruises healed up (mostly). 🥊🩹 - Thinking about the noise the hypnotist's dog clicker makes makes me feel hazy and turns me on. 🌀💦

When did Google get so "mid" lol.

A... Always nice to see you too... sir. 🌀

My favorite gym pump is always after arm day. Just love me some big arms. 😤💦

C'mon, get in there, NERD!

Yeah... I'm really only attracted to footpaws that lean "paw" in appearance. Actual feet aren't my jam, sadly.

Alt version that I didn't use. Once again gotta get all the paws though. #jazzwolfArt #nsfw #furryart #art

I got everything I wanted outta this drawing. Two armpits, abs, pecs, two gorgeous footpaws, big burrito or big dick. #jazzwolfArt #nsfw #furryart #art

Nutting on paws is a form of appreciation. #jazzwolfArt #nsfw #furryart

I'm back on my punchy art bullshit again. Guys just look so hot in fighting gear. 😤

Reason 12,002 I'm gay: George of the Jungle. Eyes glazed watching a half-naked buff man run around on the big screen at the age of 9 sure made me wonder about muscular men.

I can't believe my upgrade from Proxmox v8 to v9 went without a hitch (1/3 nodes). Normally I attempt these sorts of things and I blow it all the fuck up and have to start over from scratch.

Thing: Cool Thing, but Buff: NUT

I'm totally normal for buff birds. 🥴💦 Yup. NORMAL.

Hell yeah. Leg day with tiger. 😤💦

So much meal prep and so much cleaning meal prep dishes. 😵At least we're getting ALL the proteins.

Someone slap my face and give me a hash degrading pep talk so I can get back in the game. ☠️

The intersection of boxing and hypnitosm has me feeling a certain way. 🥴💦💦💦 😵‍💫

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I'm not convinced our roommate wasn't messed with. Came back to them convulsing, going through periods of hot and cold, muscle cramps, etc.

Tell me this isn't hot. 🥴

Odd, but Noteworthy FWA Events: - Gut Punched into Oblivion at Moonlight Festival 🥊 - Hypnotized into Horny Good Boy Jock Mode 🌀

I know some of y'all don't want the fun to end, but I honestly need to get a daily/weekly structure back in order to feel sane again. It's good to be home.

Back in Detroit!

Heading home from FWA. Def missed some folks, sorry. Last day was extra hectic. 😤 But thanks for the good time! 💖 Goals for next year: - Gain More Muscle - New Badge - More Stickers Stretch Goals: - Find a suit maker who wants to make Lugo come to life (this is harder than I anticipated).

My abs have received even more damage this year with all the gut punching. 🥴💦💦 Holy fucking bruises.

Gym time, then Moonlight Festival. 😤

Woof. 😤 Back now gonna be sore.

Gym time at the con. 😤💦

I forgot how useful MARTA is. No need for Uber I guess. Hello Atlanta!

Liquidated my AMD holdings. I think a ~4000% return is good enough. I want off the roller coaster!

Wolf actually looks like a wolf too, not a re-skinned, re-textured fox.