Rocket Raccoon
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The best flarkin’ Weapons Specialist in the galaxy.
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“There’s nothin’ I can’t fix!”
5 months ago
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“WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY RAGS IN YOUR POCKETS?!”
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about 22 hours ago
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At some point, most likely when the pile of handkerchiefs was half his height, he’d stop. “WHAT THE FLARK IS HAPPENING?!”
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1 day ago
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“What the flark?!” Why did this guy have so many handkerchiefs?! Rocket, ever the stubborn bastard, continued to pull and pull and pull.
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1 day ago
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Why the flark are you shouting?
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1 day ago
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Rocket, brow wrinkled and eyes narrowed, pulled on whatever the cloth he felt was. Might as well. Dude was flarkin’ dead… at least enough that he wouldn’t notice.
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2 days ago
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Then the stranger wouldn’t mind if Rocket started just checking the clown’s pockets.
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2 days ago
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Kick. Kick kick. “Dibs on his shit.”
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2 days ago
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“Who the flark left their clown in the alley?”
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2 days ago
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What the flark.
2 days ago
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“Why does my beer taste weird— Ah, flark me.”
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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It ain’t a contest without some explosions.
#xswimsuitcontest
5 months ago
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Sounds like Blue Boy was hoping.
5 months ago
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Stealing cause why not?
5 months ago
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He’s blaring music and using a drill on some piece of metal. The perfect late night activities.
5 months ago
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“No?????” He grumbled, flipping off the stranger. “Beat it before I flark you up.”
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5 months ago
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“Put me down or I’ll… do sumthin’ to ya.” He’s slurring his words, hanging limply.
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5 months ago
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Laying flat on his back, surrounded by bottles. It’s been a rough night.
5 months ago
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“Somebody shut that brat up before I have to.”
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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“You milked Johnny?????”
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5 months ago
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“There’s nothin’ I can’t fix!”
5 months ago
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Well, you can’t. They’re banned exotic pets under Nova Corp. proclamation 22-Zeta-Delta-Bravo-3. It would take someone with a lot of guts getting a lot of money from you to bring one of them here.
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5 months ago
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Those are the blob things from the Peraxian system.
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5 months ago
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5 months ago
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Should’ve let me buy it.
5 months ago
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“My flarkin’ fur’s standing on end, which means Storm’s near.”
5 months ago
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5 months ago
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Ain’t that Tony Stank?
5 months ago
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Give him a plate. And he better not skimp on the syrup or the Sentinels won’t be the only thing Scott has to worry about.
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5 months ago
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Those buncha goodie-two-shoes? I’d rather work alone. (Or he’s pouting cause he didn’t get an invite.)
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5 months ago
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I do. Buncha flarkin’ lazy waste-of-spaces. They’re on a trip while I’m working my tail off!
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5 months ago
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Says the alien goo man. Sure, forty bucks and you can eat whatever protein packs are in there. Don’t trash my ship.
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5 months ago
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Depends on how much you got.
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5 months ago
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He growled but slowly and surely, he calmed… wasn’t much else he could do while being held by the scruff of his neck. “…fine. Put me the flark down.”
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5 months ago
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“You’re gonna have a fucked up face if you keep callin’ me that!” He’s flailing like a rabid cat.
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5 months ago
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“I’LL KILL YOU.” He’s lunging for the bastards face, claws and teeth ready to tear.
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5 months ago
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“No, I heard that one. I just wanted to give you a chance to take back what you said before I shoot that smug grin off your face.”
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5 months ago
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Got some protein packs. But they ain’t free.
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5 months ago
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I don’t have any issues with my skills.
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5 months ago
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No.
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5 months ago
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…… I have no idea what you’re saying to me.
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5 months ago
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What the flark is rizz?
5 months ago
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That… those words visibly made Rocket twitch, eyes widening in anger. “The flark did you call me?”
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5 months ago
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“Conner.” He repeated, glancing down at his tablet before giving a condescending smile. “Oh, wow, you figured that out yourself? Good job.”
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5 months ago
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“Rocket. The name’s Rocket.”
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5 months ago
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“Don’t do it again and we’re cool.”
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5 months ago
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“I /ain’t/ a raccoon. And of course I’m cool. Look at me!”
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5 months ago
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Who the flark invited the symbiote?
5 months ago
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Rocket Raccoon
ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ʙʀᴏᴄᴋ | 𝙑𝙀𝙉𝙊𝙈
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ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴅᴇꜱᴄᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴜꜱ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ɪᴛ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ꜱʏᴍʙɪᴏᴛɪᴄ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴜꜱ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ
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