“The human body is capable of amazing things 💖💗💝” The human body: * completely shites itself when the air is too dry *

A pizza cutter is just a dangerous fidget spinner

I wanna say I’m still going strong on this. I had to use it briefly once because my mom and dad didn’t know what a didgeridoo was and you bet I had to show them

Whaddya mean the Stargate project has nothing to do with the hit television series Stargate!?

Here’s some ultra cute fan art of Matt's Hidden Cats, by DaBumo on Newgrounds.

#TouhouLW WHAT ARE THE ODDS

#BoycottYoutube Also want to add that this is a good way to challenge yourself to see how long you can go without using YouTube! I’m still going strong (not counting my cat stepping on my phone and opening YouTube without me noticing 😡😡🤦🤦)

#BoycottYoutube Although the image below says one day, I really think we should be avoiding YouTube for AS LONG AS POSSIBLE! ONE DAY ISN’T ENOUGH!

No one will ever find this hidden cat.

Together, we are calling on Health Minister Jennifer Carroll MacNeill to mandate that all women are informed if they have dense breasts after a mammogram. my.uplift.ie/petitions/ma...

Reddit is down, sigh.. hope they’re able to fix it

Not to be dramatic but God I miss feeling literally any excitement for the future

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Sometimes after stirring in my chocolate syrup into my cup of milk, I like to use the spoon to drink it and pretend I’m eating chocolate soup

Evil mad scientist who is angry: YOU’VE FOILED MY PLANS FOR THE LAST TIME!!! Me: Nuh uh I still have plenty of aluminum foil left

Prague: Czech it out!

Pirate with stereotypical pirate accent: yarrrr I be constipated