Kimmel for the win youtube.com/shorts/y2fs6...

Hell froze over! I agree with Ted the Wolfman Cruz!

Utter stupidity.

Just a reminder, Donnie

Tomorrow night, baby. Kimmel is back!

80 vaccines? If you count each shot separately, it adds up to around 20–25 injections by age 2, and about 30–35 total shots by age 18 (depending on the state, brand, and whether combo shots are used). Forget “no clothes”, the Emperor has no Goddamn brain!

Even George Carlin knew about the FCC ..: in 1988! youtube.com/shorts/DTATe...

Jimmy Kimmel is back! youtube.com/shorts/NvYPM...

I canceled my fishing trip down in Barbados. Too close to Venezuela, ya know?

Hmm... What costume does he have there? That's not Joe Biden, right? Not Barack Obama, right?

This is absolutely beautiful

Sometimes I talk the talk, but this time I walked the walk. Disney+, ESPN, Hulu, all cancelled.

A penguin with a large pimple head and a, well, I don’t know what she is…

Who could blame Melania for not wanting to hold her “fake husband’s” hand? (would YOU touch that mummy?)

Free speech has become not only a concept, but also an action. Free it now from the grip of the Orange Menace.

You guys have to remember this!

More hmm …

Hmm

Look what Brendan Carr (FCC Chairman) said in 2020!

Look at this, a children’s book! Rather, a book by someone with the brain of a child.

Carney: We are both undertaking massive transformations of our economies. Plan Mexico, Canada strong. Our efforts will be strengthened by working together. As President Sheinbaum said at the G7 summit — and I quote — “In an interdependent world, no country can isolate itself.”

What's happening with Jimmy Kimmel is about politics and power.

@bluewavers.bsky.social thanks for adding me to your list!

A guy from Texas makes death threats against a mayoral candidate from NY City. You don't think people hear Trump's rhetoric?

Sickening youtube.com/shorts/ZnRCs...

. In the last five years, 81 people have been killed by political violence in the United States. Right-wing terrorists account for over half of those murders, some 54%, according to research by the Cato Institute, a libertarian think tank. Islamists account for 21%, and left-wingers for 22%.

Just for you, Donnie

About 90% of the US population is dead now.

Me right now

Fatty thinks Albania and Azerbaijan had a war. Next week he’s gonna break up peace talks between Kansas and Kazakhstan

I’m dating myself but I think Dondi grew up to be MAGA Mike Johnson

I just bought $2.00 gasoline. For $3.03 per gallon

I just found this account on YouTube. What an introduction. Watch this and again, hold your dinner down youtu.be/bjFUOR6QUHs?...

Says this with Valhalla Kash in the background.

A Lippy original! (Sorry, I just needed a little silliness tonight)

See if you can watch this and keep your lunch down. youtube.com/shorts/Cq1gX...