this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

Nobody took this guy seriously when he was younger and now he's decided it's all our problem. Just making wild assumptions here.

I need more shelf space.

He's doubting their commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Seriously WTF is with getting booted every 25 seconds in half the matches in Arc Raiders? Only game I've ever played that does that and it's pretty annoying considering you basically lose your inventory when this happens because you're gonna die in the time it takes to reconnect.

What a bunch of fucking losers. This is why you lose every fuckin election that matters and why we've become this fuckin shit hole. Just an absolutely pathetic group of soft old fucks.

Legit keep forgetting I ordered new virpil pedals back in July. Been a bit longer than 6 weeks!

Launch Chucks ass into the Potomac with a trebuchet and sell tickets

One round a random shoots me after I save them from getting swarmed by those kamikaze rolling guys. Next round a random gives me a Venator blueprint and asked if I needed a cat bed. The duality of man. #arcraiders

What is with speedsters and just pure agony?

"keep up" #dispatch #imnotcryingyourecrying

Nature is healing

Gotta say so far my only complaint about Arc Raiders is where it kicks you every 45 seconds and makes you reconnect over and over.

Arc raiders runs awesome on steam deck and that brings me joy. Doing raids on the couch had been very fun.

The Witcher show has never really been all that good but man this new season is awful. Hemsworth might have worked better if we never saw Cavill's Geralt but it's hard to watch and not make the comparison. Also the writing is even more abysmal than ever so they didn't do him and favors.

the two ways to tweet

This story about the monkeys is just full of twist and turns.

So I don't really watch much of any YouTube anymore outside of trailers and play throughs of games I wouldn't really play myself. Gotta say the ad situation on YouTube has gotten really out of hand hasn't it?

Revived Betty after months of dealing with the shark robot vac I bought. Absolute piece of garbage that thing. Anyways, a real Roomba of Theseus going on here with Betty as I've replaced almost all of her internals at this point. Thing runs great though. I shall never stray from you again Roomba.

This is the sort of continuity that my dreams have.

Weekend plans: videogames and making chili. Thank you for your consideration.

This is all I think of when I read that dudes name.

aura farming #starcitizen

Paladin in Orbit. #starcitzen

Saturday ops with the org. #exterra #starcitizen

Cool af ship though. Can deny it. #starcitizen

I almost wrecked and personally watched 2 Paladin's crash into Tressler when they realized they couldn't stop. This thing has SO MUCH INERTIA. #starcitizen

So, while I can't login I took the Paladin for a low flying session i free fly. Very funny. A shiv was using me for target practice while i was trying to maneuver this absolute brick through the canyon. It's pretty damn tanky i'll give it that. #starcitizen

The second this model achieves sentients it's going to go full Ultron and decide we have to go. Maybe pull a Cortana and give some lesser AI an upgrade. I'm sure Grok would be on board.

"Simpler" is one of those words that stops looking like a word if you look at it longer than 5 seconds. Also with "simp" being a thing now it just sounds like a shitty Batman villain.

You guys remember the Area 51 raid/memes? Simpler times.

I keep forgetting I ordered pedals from Virpil. They'll get here one day. Maybe. Possibly.

MIRAI SAIKO! I've been flying a base Guardian this patch. Though I haven't been playing a ton. Kinda been addicted to Hades II and VR again. Anyways, dig having a bed. She's a little more nimble though. Also, I love gatling guns and i don't care if they're sub-optimal. #starcitizen

Everyone knows Portland maintains a barrier where the warzone must follow Conservation of Ninjutsu.

"What if we totally pinky promise we'll take care of this later?" -woman who consistently lies

Before this goes totally wacky it honestly sounds exactly what my brain interprets when I'm playing videogames and in the background my wife is watching two people flirt on that dating show for autistic people.

I can't tell whether they skree more when they're in power or out of power. Either way they only know how to threaten everyone about everything. Dunno how anyone sees them as leaders.

All of these dudes now just sound like abusers who threaten to harm their children if their wife doesn't do what they demand.

My biggest complaint about my new job is that I have to do much more paperwork and let's just say that runs counter to my ADHD so yeah. They're gonna love me with this part of my job.

"tariff otaku" is hilarious ngl.

Spoiler: it's gonna be used as a propaganda weapon.

We used the tariffs to pay for the tariffs.

Well as long as they don't go Judge Dredd this is just going to be an expensive waste of everybody's time.

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.

I feel like Ted Cruz lack of a spine is a good bellwether for how this is actually going. If he feels he can benefit from publicly taking this position then that may be something.

The designated medic parked above the Onyx facility acting as a respawn point for the ground team. #starcitizen

Fuck these fascist enablers.

Why the fuck are they treating this man like he was Jesus and the Democrats just fucking going along with it?

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body