Precisamos avançar na biotecnologia para que Remco e Vingegaard possam ter um filho.

Wait what? Remco did WHAT?

El Ayuntamiento de Barcelona, que acoge la salida del Tour en 2026, pide que se excluya al equipo israelí

Yisus, Pello Bilabo?? What is he―a hobbit? Sorry, folks, another typo due to insufficient caffeine intake Damn you, inexistent edit button?

Seriously bsky, all this money and you can only give me 100 characters and no edit button? Join Mastodon! The grass is green and the people are pretty and we have an edit button!

This is from now on a Pello Bilabo stan account www.eldia.es/deportes/202...

Sure, Pogačar has four tours and the rainbow jersey, but have you ever tried celebrating on a makeshift podium in a hotel parking lot with three coolers in the moonlight?

Tbh, after the first understandable disappointment, this improvised 'podium ceremony' is so endearing and fun that surely it's something the riders will treasure as a really fond memory that they won't forget 😍 #LaVuelta25

Picture of the tour. #LaVuelta25

In a few years, we will look back at these images and say "How could anyone have been against this? How did it take so many people showing up to do the right thing?". Just like looking back at South Africa #LaVuelta25

I understand the riders' disappointment with not having a final stage or a podium ceremony, but I'm also proud to be a madrilenian #LaVuelta25

Que te calles, Perico #LaVuelta25

Oh, but "sports and politics shouldn't be mixed, they're separate things" Meanwhile, in the Vuelta race's director car, the president of the Community of Madrid, who btw called the protestors terrorists 🙃 #LaVuelta25

Visma channelling Tudor's energy with that kit #LaVuelta25

Ayuso (not the rider, the preisdent of the Community of Madrid) at the start of the stage 🤮🤮🤮 #LaVuelta25

Kinda ironic that the white jersey is going to an IPT rider (what in English is called 'sportswashing' in Spanish would be 'blanqueamiento deportivo', that is, 'sports whitening') #LaVuelta25

El Ministerio del Inteiror ha sacado dos tanquetas para la última etapa de La Vuelta en Madrid. En Atocha están #lavuelta25

One of the things I like about Jonas in a mysoginistic culture such as ours is that he doesn't hide his admiration for his wife, but for all the machos out there he is a henpecked man or whatever they want to call him (translation in alt text)

I very much doubt that with the number of protests called today there will be a final sprint in Madrid, but I've been wrong before so who knows. And for the record, if that doesn't endanger the riders, that's okay with me. That's what protests are for

Although by now I shouldn't be surprised, it was quite puzzling to see Vine, who was supposed to be going all out for his captain Almeida, arriving just seconds behind the portuguese like it was nothing. But that's UAE for ya

Regarding La Vuelta, Pidcock is not a personal favourite and I was rooting for Hindley to be third, but kudos to him to make the podium when he was initially aiming for a top 5 tops. He's right to be proud of this. Also quite impressed by Tulett's Vuelta, he's been up there in all the tough climbs

Leaving aside the fact that I'm of course happy that Jonas has won La Vuelta, I have to say that my favourite GT of this year has been the Giro, honestly

Surprised riders can even walk with that ease after a stage like this. I step off the leg press with wooden legs after four sets every time #LaVuelta25

🌎 𝐁𝐎𝐋𝐀 𝐃𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐎 ⛰ 𝐕 ⛰⛰ 𝐈 ⛰⛰⛰ 𝐍 ⛰⛰⛰⛰ 𝐆 ⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰ 𝐄 ⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰ 𝐆 ⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰ 𝐀 ⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰𝐀 ⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰𝐑 ⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰⛰𝐃 #LaVuelta25

Vingo and Matteo 🥹 #LaVuelta25

Yisus, that steep straight line was endless #LaVuelta25

I'm watching the stage from the corner of my eye and tryng to prepare my viva presentation at the same time. I'm going cuckoo 🤪

Today's is Frida's birthday???

Woke up to a Lou Lou victory, let's see if the streak of good luck continues with today's stage!

This one is very good #LaVuelta25

I won't go as far as saying that he is incapable of lying, because what do I know, but Jonas actually seems very honest in his answers. --Was this part of the mental game? --*looking actually surprised* No Or maybe it's me who is incapable of seeing through the lying XD

LOL Pellizzari having fun like a little kiddo (well he IS a kid!) #LaVuelta25

Jonas might have had a season with more bad days than his usual self, but he hasn't lost the knack of being always well-positioned in the bunch #LaVuelta25

Hahaha, Jonas Bonisman #LaVuelta25

Acabo de conectar con #LaVuelta y lo primero que veo es una larga hilera de banderas españolas en el páramo en el que sea que están rodando ahora. Están los fachas calentitos con el tema, supongo. Pero a esto no viene Perico Delgado a decir que menudo negocio el que las vende, supongo

Definitely still sick

Jonas' approach to ITTs is the Gattaca approach: "I never saved anything for the swim back" 🙈 At least it's just 12K #LaVuelta25

Pippo is going to get hemorrhoids for being on the hot seat that long #LaVuelta25

With all this diffusion of responsibility happening, I actually don't know who has the competence (political or otherwise) to kick IPT out of the race. Honest question. I am not asking from a moral perspective (that would probably be team itself). Not should, but who are ABLE TO #LaVuelta25

WTF

Spanish comms saying the organization is hoping to keep the final climb intact, but with an eye on the weather forecasts if the wind gets worse #LaVuelta25

Morredero in the local dialect is actually Morredeiro/u and means more or less "place where death abounds" and I think that's beautiful #LaVuelta25 In Spanish it should be 'Moridero' though

El viento amenaza La Vuelta en El Morredero - www.heraldodeleon.es/articulo/mas...

It must be hard for the teams to prepare the stages not knowing whether the stage will be raced to the end or not, but it is what it is #LaVuelta25

Jonas Vingegaard à TV2 : "Si je pouvais gagner #LaVuelta25, je pense que ce serait vraiment génial de courir le Giro l'année prochaine pour voir si je peux gagner les trois (Grands Tours). Ce serait un objectif important pour moi." sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2025...

I've switched to Eurobasket. Dončić 30 points already against Italy 😂

Importante escuchar esto del periodista Ernest Riveras, (que forma parte del equipo de realización de RTVE para la vuelta a España), sobre las manifestaciones pro Palestina:

Just tuned in, been working my ass off all day, what did I miss? 🥲 #LaVuelta25

UAE seems more interested in stage wins than in GC #LaVuelta25

I just opened for the first time in months the cycling forum I used to lurk from time to time when I first got into cycling, out of curiosity to see what they had to say about yesterday's Vuelta stage, and confirmed 80% are reactionary smelly bastards *Sigh*